Well I've heard a few good lines about this whole Hopolate (I dont know if thats the right spelling or not) incident, so I was thinking maybe we could get some people to contribute and get a thread going :)

Just keep the crude language out of it if we can, sure the situation itself is pretty crude, but come on, its funny enough as it is :)

(for those not in the know, hes the footballer who got suspended for sticking his fingers up other players arses)

A few I've seen on IRC and around the place:

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Finger.

During his time off, the leagues club has offered him a job moving stools.

a blockage on crude language seriously limits our choices for humor....

hahaha
some of the jokes rule

they said craig field and mcguiness got hard done by cause they got 6 months for ectesy and what ever and hoppa got 12 weeks for crack.

Well, if its funny, post it anyway, it'll just get nuked if its too ugly :) heh

Hopoate is hww u spell it

heard this joke
Hopoate has recently decided to take up boxing, he wants to get into Anthony Mundines ring.

hopate was suspended for being a "s*** stirrer"

Apparently he was jus lookin for a date

actually, the true story is that he was fined for "arson"

;)

How bout, he got caught with his fingers in the cookie jar. or once was a mistake, twice was accidental and three times a charm