Oh my god... I just saw a guy walking through the carpark of the hospital I work at right... typing away (presumably an SMS message), and he wasnt looking where he was going and ran head-on into a lightpole... ROFL!.

See how engrossed we are with Technology these days?

hehehe
back when i was in primary school a guy was riding his bike to school, and he was looking at something else and rode striaght into a tree.

We laughed.

bahahahaha
he is teh funny :)

People running into things are funny.

I tripped over a chair while telling a joke to my family at the dinner table.

I was only in year 3, but they still laughed. :(

okay, perhaps this was not so funny, the poor barstard cut his face open.. mind you, neat place to do it, right outside of a hospital and all.

bah when i was like in year 2 i was riding my bike and u know on foot paths how they have those bar things either side?? neways i was HOOONING and my handle bars hit the side bar thingys....i was catapulted a few metres landed on my head...lucky i had a helmet on :)

yeah people in the city are crazily typing sms's and they bump into you all the time, it really s***s me...

funny that he ran into a light pole though :)

Now it's even more funny Virgil 8-)

Sif you woudl work in a hospital virgil :)

Bucket:.... :P

Lol yeah I was checking out a hot car in NZ and ran into a pole.. so embarassing!!

But SIF you wouldn't be able to SMS on your phone without looking... how else would you do it when you drive.. :P

with great difficulty

He f***ing deserved it... I was walking at the cross walk today and saw a bitch sitting at the drivers wheel off her car typing SMS messages into her phone... f***ing hell

Damn pity she wasn't accelerating in your direction at the time :(

I type SMS's in the car when I'm driving, but I can do it fluently and quickly without even looking :)

Yeah but you drive a Volvo so it doesn't matter.

Virgil.. shut up homo.. people deserve what they get. Next time it will teach him to look where he's going. A small incident like this could teach him a lesson that will save his life in the future.

I don't drive a Volvo anymore man... thats been gone for ages... I have a Pulsar now.

I don't know if thats an upgrade or a downgrade :P

i can't type and sms with out looking at the keys it's just like touch typing

The Pulsar is awesome - SR20 of j0rness!!!!

But the Volvo was awesome too - I'll be buying another one when I have kids for sure.

im sorry but that was a good call Virgil

umm... which one?

get back to work brendan

Sowwy Trav...

I suggest you shut up though, before I... oh, forget it, I am no good at threats.

the one about goa'uld complaining about a chick drving while sms'ing and you go 'to bad she wasnt accelerating in your direction'

Oh... yeah... I meant it too :)

I don't see why you said that. I hope someone runs over you and you die because the driver was too busy using their phone to care where they were going. If some moron walked into a pole because of SMS, he gets a bump on the head, big deal... if a DRIVER is SmSing, then the driver can bowl down a whole lot of people.

umm. i really dont kno wut to say :P

Just say yes, and we'll be married forever!

i would prefer a volvo than a pulsar =P

haha before you what i've done nothing

In year 4 I was caining down the street on my bike and there was this guy from my school walking home so i decided to be a smart ass and ride driectly in line with him and move out the road and the last second, andyway i did move at the last second but he moved aswell and we colided, i broke my left arm in both bones but he walked away with a scratch.

suck s***

nuff said :P

I ran into a concrete post in grade 3. Knocked me out cold. In grade 1 I had a boulder chucked at my head, that also knocked me out. And in yr 11 ( I think ) I ran into a steel pole. No matter how many times you get hit in the head, it still f***ing hurts.

You want to talk embarassing, you talk about walking FAST down one side of Sydney's Town Hall, you see a pretty woman, you manage to get her to smile at you, and BAM! a f***ing groin high post jumps out at you...hard.

Three hours later, I was still in pain. It was a sad day in the history for both males and groin high posts.

and now ppl are gonna dump on u like a tonne of bricks

plz plz plz tell me u were also dropped on ur head when u were born

hit in the nads .. always the funniest and most paintful

i have rolled around the backyard many times with tears in my eyes :P
farkin cricket balls!

Oh and a friend and myself were riding our bikes down a REALLY steep hill and at the bottom was a cul-de-sac. Anyway the gutters were angled; I went one side of the cul-de-sac and he went on the other side. We both met in the middle. That also hurt.

Let's see what else, yes I've had a 6 inch nail go through my foot (the tetanus shot hurt more I reckon), I've had my neck bitten by a german shepard and got 30 stitches. Blood everywhere.

Hmm plenty of other stuff including having several bits of coarse road gravel wedged in my knee (yes that hurt a lot).

Lash, did your nuts swell to the size of Florida oranges? (People who've seen Orgasmo will know what I mean :P).

hunter uve been f***ed up a fair bit :P

tetanus needles :S
/me sleeps for half a day

i had a piece of wood fall on my head and the nail cracked me on :P (didnt fall from far) .. later that day after the nail ... i stood on a thumbtac .. straight into my foot :S youch!

i think my brother wins ... when he was like 4 yrs old ... a rock hit one of those wire baskets u hang plants in .. the wire bit flung up .. hooked THRU, under his eyelid and back out the otherside .. didnt scrape his eye at all (would been blind fo' sure)

WINNER!

I put the iron onto my shirt when i was young (grade 6) ... then i pressed the steam button.. nearly needed skin grafts...

Lets see, I've been:
Bitten by a dog (stitches)
Fallen through two roofs (more stiches)
been riding real fast and my foot (no shoes) came off the pedals and dragged along the road for a while
riden into a wall while looking the wrong way
ridden into a guard rail (the sharp side) of a bridge while avoiding a dog
tried to doa backflip off a swing set onto a pile of sand and landed on my back
tried to do jumpo real high on a trampoline and hit the bars around the edge with my neck
and stood on some glass in a pool (many stitches, four needles cause it just came straight out the would, and neraly lost the toe).

i bet he was playing snake

I ran into a concrete post in grade 3. Knocked me out cold. In grade 1 I had a boulder chucked at my head, that also knocked me out. And in yr 11 ( I think ) I ran into a steel pole. No matter how many times you get hit in the head, it still f***ing hurts.

So thats why your such a moron hunter, all is revealed... :P hehe.

I was training for cycling and I have clip ons on (they lock your feet onto pedal ya. :) So anyway, I come in to stop and what have you, I pull one foot off and I was so f***ing tired that I balanced wrong and started to fall onto side where the legg was still atatched, neways, by some amazing coincidence the chain wheel (bigger cog) slices through my calf and gets it pretty good, no stitches but it looked nasty.

Oh and once in grade erm, 3 or 4 I think, I was on one side of the road and aeveryone was walking into school. Suddenly this great big ladn rover starts rolling down the hill, jumps onto curb and is chasing all these kids down the footpat (it was a hill) well, one girl wasnt watching and the car ran her over, the car sucked here under and dragged her for a bit then spat her out. Needless to say she was slightly messed up, but turned out ok.. she didnt go into intensive care. But was slightly damadged. Shows you that you should always watch which way you be going. :)

oh, the handbrake failed by the way. No one was in the car at the time :)

i was riding a bike in centenial park sydney @ the start of year 8 and crossed the road to get to the bike track and was struck by a cycalist going bout 50k an hour in the side......his knees where scraped of practicaly to the bone (could see cartelige) and i landed on my face and continued to slide for bout 10 meters....ne way from my nose to ear and chin to forehead was a scab, i couldent open my mouth for like 3 days.....fun to peel of a scab the size of a A5 sheet of paper...yum

ahahahaaaa. Gross.

Cyclists with no regard for amateur cyclists and pedestrians and even cars KICKASS :) Gotta love some of their antics I think. Though as a driver they can be very bad. I tend to respect most people when on road/bike paths... :)