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Cainer
Posts: 300
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

Jennifer Aniston and Mark Wahlberg are starring in an upcoming movie titled Rock Star. They originally had a number of love scenes in the film, but they ended up on the cutting room floor after test audiences said they didn't like them. Apparently film bosses thought likewise. The movie was inspired by the real-life events surrounding Eighties heavy metal band Judas Priest.

Now for something sad .. Brad Pitt is missing Jennifer Aniston so much while he's away working on his new film, he's having copies of Friends send out to him (for those that don't know, Pitt and Aniston used to date). "The videos help," a source tells Peoplenews.com. "But he still misses her terribly. He's got all the old videos, but not the new series. That isn't out on video yet, even for Brad Pitt."

There's already talk of a sequel to the comedy hit Meet the Parents. Robert de Niro and Ben Stiller are to be reunited for the sequal, which will also star Teri Polo and Blythe Danner from the original.

Now for some more sensational news (I know you all love it:) .. Actress Angelina Jolie says having frequent sex has helped her get in shape for her Tomb Raider role. The Lara Croft actress says she toned up by making love to her husband, Billy Bob Thornton. She had to begin pumping iron, but admitted it was not her favourite form of exercise. "Having sex with my husband keeps me in much more shape," she revealed.
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cerb
Posts: 895
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

Was checking out some trailers this morning when I came across Dude, Where's My Car?

Got the guy who played Stifler in American Pie in it in quite a different role as Chester, who, along with his pal Jesse, had such an unforgettable party, and they can't remember what they got up to! In the quest to find Jesse's car, they learn of the events that occurred the previous night.

Looks great, if not a little bit cheesy. Jesse and Chester look to almost match the IQ of Harry and Lloyd in Dumb and Dumber. :)

Oh, and I also checked out the Tomb Raider trailer. Mmmm... Angelina Jolie as Lara Croft... good gun action (love those twin semi-autos. :) as well as looking like a bit of a good perv for the guys.

Also just finished checking out Shrek, a new animated (looked like computer rendered) movie by Dreamworks. With Mike Myers playing the hero, Shrek, John Lithgow playing the villain - a king who is short (can't remember his name and couldn't be bothered finding it out...), Eddie Murphy playing Shrek's sidekick, and Cameron Diaz playing the love interest. :)

The characters actually resemble the person playing the voices (John Lithgow's head looks funny on a guy abotu 3 foot tall :), and Mike Myers seems to be using his Scottish accent first seen in So I Married An Axe Murderer but made famous by Fat Bastard in Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me.

Well, that's enough out of me. NEXT!!! :)
cerb
Posts: 896
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

Oh, forgot to add that I have no idea when we can expect to see these. "Dude, Where's My Car?" can't be far off coz it says on the trailer December, which I assume is for the US release...
f***pot
Posts: 433
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i was almost about to correct you on the origins of mike myers scottish accent, but you had the facts right, good to see :D
maxe
Posts: 961
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

angelian jolie can get fit with me!!!!!!
cerb
Posts: 912
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

sif his dad in "So I Married An Axe Murderer" wasn't awesome!!!

"...and Colonel Sanders before he went tits up! Ooohh... I hated him with his weee beady eyes... 'oh, you're going to buy mah chicken, are ye?' He puts and addictive chemical in his chicken that makes him crave it fortnightly!"

haha!!!! Gotta get that on DVD. :)
cerb
Posts: 913
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

"we've got a piper down! It's alright - he's just pissed!"

And Steven Wright playing the pilot of the plane and falling asleep while flying through a storm!!! LOL!!! That movie cracks me up so much! :)
Einstein
Posts: 384
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

ok maxe stop right there before you embarass yourself

angelina jolie is a f***ing ugly tart and seriously needs that ass-fat removed from her lips

wake up and smell the cheese my young protege`, you haven't got a f***ing clue about women my son =)
Hunter
Posts: 276
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

Bahahaha.
AcidReign
Posts: 1206
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

allready seen that dude, where's my car in asf

its got some really dull jokes. most of it you'll just be sitting there going riiiiight. but then there's some decent laughs in there too.
Just have a few drinks before you watch it or something to dumb you up a bit and I reckon you'll enjoy it a whole lot more
Einstein
Posts: 393
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

thx acid, i will, been looking for a cheap laugh for a while...

alcohol i think *may* do the trick, but will need a top up halfway through the movie or something

hmm

maccas coke spiked with bourbon? too smelly

bacardi =)

yeah that'll do it
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