I know I have some weird dreams like this weird one I had last night where got some chick pregnant and we were getting chased around in some fruit field by a couple of school teachers...weird s***!

Anyway, anyone else care to share their unusual experiences they have had while sleeping?

I'd add mine, but i'd freak you all out. Mine are too weird to explain.

i'd add mine but necra would get excited

Is that one of your dreams WarT? That i'd get excited about anything to do with you? :)

I can never remember my dreams spare a couple or minor details :/

hmm well i had a dream where i was a gunner in a war :)

hmmmmm i was mowing those planes down :)

I can remember having dreams when I was like 5!!!

I remember kermit the frog ran around the back yard...evil little f***er always tried to get me I swear!!!

Come on...I want something decent to read about!!! =P

oh yeah necra i dream about you getting excited
bahahaha who am i kidding that would be a nightmare

Too much for you to handle hey.

in my dream there was bullets ripping up the ground next to me, but i seemed not to get hit :)

pity

i was taking planes down left, right 'n centre,

my m8s couldnt hit s*** :)

useless buggers

hehe dangles, that was definitely a dream...

yeah :)

hehehe

evisc it sounds like u have the back to school dreams mate hahahahahaha suckit :)

back to school dreams..wtf

he likes school that he just wants to be there :)

and that's y he dreams about it :)

i can remember remembering dreams but i dont remember them anymore but then I suffer from narcolepsy & sleep apnea. alls i can remember from when i was a kid is that they were very abstract & defied a simple explaination of the physical things that went on ... ummm ... in 'em.

* or something !

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i hd one where my mate was trying to climb into my oven.

d*******.

hahaha

I dunno what sort of wierd dream I had last night. All I know is I woke up with a hardon :)

So it musta been good...

that could mean anything d00d!! :)

i rocket jump in my dreams all the time, like in the middle of a conversation... its pretty rude

i had this weird dream once where i was driving Dad's mini and there was this button i pushed that made it fly.. it was weird

common necra we all know u dream about strex : )

exactly stereo, dreaming about strex would freak u out :P

Yeh, I had this weird dream that I was masturbating, but it wasn't a dream, I really was masturbating.

I dont' sleep, all I do is masturbate. Sleep is overrated.

That is all!

I don't want to hear about necra's dreams. There's enough s*** posted about StreX on these forums as it is...

Guardian, you need serious help mate...

hmm...

how about amnesia? anyone suffered from it?

I know I did some jump or something on my bike (apparently) and I stacked and hit my head. I started remembering more than 2 minutes when I ended up in hospital...I asked my dad what the date and time was and he got annoyed ans said that I had asked him sooo many times! I'm like...no way, that's the first time I have asked you! Where am I? Hospital...oh...wtf for? what did I do? and I looked at my watch and I'm like wtf?!! it was all scratched and mangled from the fall...then I started remembering everything, cct scan etc etc...weird hospital food and this funny guy across from me that kept telling the nurse that he was dying lol funny c***...he was joking of course...

Man it was so weird...I couldn't remember like 12 hours...but next day school was starting for the year so I missed first day w00t! haha...and I also had to watch the movies I had hired again cause I couldn't remember them....

anyway that's my little story...anyone else done anything like that? or done anything to end up hospitalized?

sif I'll let my head bashing go unnoticed...

I used to have a dream that re-occurred all the time. I would be on a big rock piller in the middle of the grand canyon. I would be sitting in a shopping trolley and my mum would be holding the handle. The top of the piller was on a slant and she would look at me and smile and then let the trolley go. I would plummit to the bottom and black out and start up the top of the piller again

sounds like you have a great relationship with your mother... =P

Yeh, I had amnesia once... It was cuz I masturbated too much! Pulled so hard I smacked myself in the head and instantly blacked out!

I woke up like 5 hours later, and I couldn't remember anything that happend in those 5 hours, so I decided that I better try and make for those 5 hours by doing what I would have done in them. I masturbated over 25 times! It was kewl!

That is all!

omg...u are one seriously f***ed up human being...

fu** r all the cs and ra3 players strange... well i can add to that ,
once i had this reacuring deam that all i did all day was have sex and thats it it went on for about 6months till i did get a rute:)

Who needs sex when you have a hand!!!

COME ON GUYS, U KNWO YOU ALL WANK!!

MASTURBATION is all we need, we dont' need sex!!!

Now if my hands fell off, it would be a fate worse than death!! BUT i still wouldnt' try and get sex!!

That is all!

Errrr, yeh ok.

d00d u have some serious problems!!

U think necra has problems just cuz she said 'err, ok' or some gay thing likethat!

thats weird, i throt she had probs as well! sif u would saay "er"

no i meant u have serious problems

this one time at band camp i stuck a flute up my pussy.

it was a dream though :( and as i don't have a pussy
i think i would have noticed my cat limping around
the house yelping when ever it took a piss :)anyway
the point is if you do have a pussy and a flute in
the same place at the same time then i think by all
means stick a flute in it ok, like when are you gunna
get a change to do that !
cept at the movies but otherwise youve got no hope
trust me i asked my girlfriend if she would ride
the flute and she said i had a hope in hell so
maybe theres still a chance i'll get to see it .

i hope so anyway
until then we can all dream

i once had this dream that a was a news reporter during a lightning storm and like 5 people walked out of a house and they all got hit by lightning and got sliced neatly in half, the someone tapped me on the shoulder, it was this guy who was totally burnt to a crisp, all black and stuff, and he had a palm tree on his head, and he said "hi, i'm Tony, with a tropical 'T' "

and then i woke up

now that is the funniest thing i have ever heard...

i can't remember most of my dreams either :(

hmmm i'll see if i can dream up a storm tonight :)

And Guardian stop talking about masturbation ffs..

geez sif anyone cares what u do....

hehehe, ok just for you dangles
how bout i talk bout scat?

scat..wtf???

seriously confusied about tugging

hmmmmm i dream all the time...
that i have a life!!

I dont have dreams, I have a sad life.

and if I could dream again, I would dream of having a life, but since I dont know what one is, I cant dream about it can I?

nope. You are f***ed

hahahaha

I hate those dreams u get when u'r really tired and just as u'r dozin' off u dream u'r walking off the edge of a bottomless cliff and wake up in a cold sweat.
Those bloody things suck!!

i hate those dreams where u just getting to the good part and some bastard comes and wakes u up


and those dreams that are so lifelike when u wake up u dont know where u are

ppl think its funny when i talk in my sleep.

I dont find it very funny.....

haha i used to talk in my sleep
hmm i wonder if there's some reason no one will tell me if i still do. hehe

weird dreams eh?......i'd tell you some but i dont think any of you could handle the s*** my mind creates >:D

hmmmm cant wait to grow up hehehehe

im signing of now people bye bye

see what dreams come to me :)

wish someone would record me when i talk in my sleep, ppl keep telling me i talk in my sleep but i don't dream much so i don't believe em =)

sometims i have really cool dreams about hawt chicks and lots of sex, but then there's the weirdo dreams

like one that happens to me from time to time

it basically starts off i'm doing ninja jumps and s*** in some war and i can jump really high and run really fast and stuff. so i slice up a few hundred guys, get out a big rambo machine gun (m249) and start cuttin em to bits, barely miss getting shot, helping mates out and s***.... then all of a sudden this alien/predator starts stalking me.

weird s***, it's like the pred but he walks on walls and does big ass jumps and s***.

so now i've lost my ninja-like abilities and running s***scared away from this barely visible beast chasing my ass down. pred pulls out his round disc (pred 2) and chucks it at me

then i wake up

Weeeeeeeeeeeiiiiirrrdd

But the sex dreams are pretty kewl, too bad it's about chicks i've never seen before in my life but still look farking hawt =)

Einstein you do talk in your sleep

No computer games before you got to bed einy its f***ing you up. At least my dream had a deep seeded emotional issue :)

no i think it has something to do with me owning life before my fears chase me

then all my power disappears and i'm up s*** creek

see, everything is symbolic =)

nothing yet... see if something comes to me before i wake up :D

i didnt dream last night....

LOL, dreams? u guys are getting worse and worse... see what happens when i don't post anything...

Guardian u are one strange mutha f***er ;)

I don't dream. I just sorta lie in bed, then I wake up and it's morning.

i just woke up but im so tired
i hate phones almost as much as alarm clocks

sif dreaming that ur at school all day then waking up isn't gay...

u dunno if ur really awake this time lol

yeah waking up to a phone sucks arse

Sleeping is such a waste of time. If there was a way to avoid it indefinately with having to suffer from fatigue then I would do it.

I used to work with a guy that got by on 3 to 4 hrs sleep a night.
His attitude was if u get 8 hrs, you're sleeping a 3rd of your life away, so he'd take stimulants to keep going during the day, and stay up all night.
He always looked like s*** though.
Sleep is not overrated, its when the body regenerates, and heavy sleepers dont usually remember dreams.

Strangest dream i can recall, years ago i used to live in a house at kedron, that myself and a number of other ppl knew had a female spirit in it.
One night she came to me in a dream, probably about 50 years of age, very attractive, dressed in white lace stockings and a seductive white negligee.
She was trying to get me excited, and when i moved to touch her, the dream ended.
I can recall that experience to this day because it was so vivid and strange.

I dont usually remember dreams.
ciao

I find that I feel like s*** if I get too much sleep.
If I sleep for too long, when I wake up, I feel like I had had no sleep at all. I can stay awake for quite a while, but when it starts to get toward the 4 day mark, unless I am doing something that requires brain Input and Output, then I'll go to sleep. Eg, I can't stay awake by just watching a movie, I have to be playing a game or talking to someone.

I don't believe in ghosts. Mainly because I am not a spiritual person. I believe that when you die, you die. You have no 'spirit' that continues to live after your physical body has died.
I am hoping that they have created a cure for death by the time I am alot older :)