someone start a story and everyone add a little bit too it.

once apon a time dangles was a faget

He decided he wanted to goto a gay bar

but the thing is it wasnt a gay bar

It was a gay and Lesbian bar

he met some cute guy called neff

called the "raging cs player"

dangles notices anarot sitting in a dark corner...

he looked lonely, so Dangles approached him and

And decided to go over and chat him up...

"How ya doing, Cutie?" - Dangle says.

anarot growls with excitement!!

by saying "hiya, do you like hamsters?"

Then in walks this big butch lesbian chick called necra

after staring at anarot...

necra notices Strex sitting at the bar!!

Necra licks her lips while staring and casually walks over to him...

he is wearing nothing but his autographed Freddy Mercury underwear

Umm... sif she would reject me for Strex...

And its obvious that I don't got to gay bars - they don't play MetallicA at gay bars.

strex turns around and shows necra his big ummm ego...

but wait what is that i hear...

sounds like metallicA to me...

the band starts playing favourite song "Metallica - You're dick up my ass is bleeding me"

Within a blink of an eye, Necra is down, bobbing her head furiously while making hungry slurping noises..

meanwhile dangles and anarot leave to check out the back seat of anarot's volvo

then Mirage steps in, violently bitch slapping strex

Then the room comes to a standstill as a shreak of "MORE"goes up from ineffable. Blood is pissing form his ears from the extreme ass raping that he is receiving from Acidriegn.

meanwhile

anarot and dangles are crusing around in the volvo and pull over at the playboy mansion!!

And the bunnies approach anarot and dangles screaming

"get the f*** outa our mansion you fagets!!"

ANaRoT and dangles turn round to see Strex and Mirage behind them, they must have sneaked into the Volvo. AnaRoT runs them flat in his beast car of death, then he and dangles proceed to the mansion for some R&R.

StreX arises and dusts himself off "Thank f*** for my ego!" he exclaimed. Mirage was also thankfull of StreX's ego deflecting AnaRoTs rusty automobile.

After seeing AnaRoT and dangles beating a hasty retreat from the mansion after being pelted with used condoms, StreX and Mirage were somewhat surprised by the heroes welcome they received from the buxom bunnies.

Then to the surprise of everyone...

they aren't women but in fact MEN with WOMENS clothing and fake breasts. It especially turns Mirage on, who in turn nudges StreX and asks if he has an lube. StreX says "I've got ALL the lube YOU need". :)

Mirage looks at StreX very excitedly..
"FFS I was joking mate!" StreX explains.
They both have a good chuckle at the predicament they have got themselves into, and suddenly the she-male Playboy bunnies look strangely familiar..
"WTF!? cerb? maxe? What are you doing dressed up like fluffy animal whores?" Mirage askes innocently.
maxe sheepishly replies...

hunter made them do it, he is queen dressmeupchris

Mirage straps a plank to his arse before going to town on Strex's arse.

Mirage thinks to himself *hmmm this is abit like throwing a sausage down a hall* Strex! mirage ask? you've done this b4 haven't you?

Meanwhile AnaRoT and Dangles are on their way to a Kid Rock concert to f*** some ho's.

When suddenly, AnaRoT spies an old broom in the middle of the road. He cannot help himself and decides to shove it's full length up his ass.
"If StreX won't f*** me - this is the next best thing!!" AnaRoT wails.
Dangels is looking for a chance to seize the broom and have a go, but then he realises...

Anarot realy means homo's!

Anarot has lost it up his arse.It's ok says Anarot now I can be permenantly f***ed,he explains.

Anarot starts a new self competition, to see how many foreign objects he can jam up his ass. He soom reaches an ammount that out does his QGL forum posts.

While looking for more objects he stumbles across cerb and maxe

they are still dressed as women and mirage, anarot, creb and maxe take off in anarots volvo to a hotel for the next hour..

...meanwhile, back at P!mp HQ, cerb is wondering where his mischeivous clone - who seems to have acquired some gay tendencies from the DNA he spliced it with - has disappeared to.

He picks up the p!mp phone and calls...

P!mp Lyco, who responds immediately. Calling everyone he knows on their P!mp Pagers. Figuring that finding the clone would be useless he does the only thing he knows how. He calls everyone to group together for one mass ORGY.

*beep beep* What the hell was that? Askes maxe.

"Errrrrr Nothing " Replies StreX. Picking up his Beeper and Squealing in Excitment StreX grabs Mirage by the hand and they run offf down the road......

...where they promptly get run over by a speeding garbage truck, going a whole 20km/h in a 60 zone.

Meanwhile, AnaRoT's antics have resulted in the surrounding landscape being torn up and disapearing, *ahem*, up "there". The whole digusting nature of this turns Mother Nature off her food for a week, and in retaliation she rips a hole in the space time continuum and a rift starts to form...

...Anarot grabs the rift and promptly inserts it where the sun never used to shine, but does now because it's been inserted up there too.

then maxe gets out of whatever vehicle he is currently travelling in, says "you all a bunch of fagets", hops in his lowered, jet black misubishi magna, adjust the bass and lets the alpine blast, and crusises home to own FeDX at quake like he always does.

what has happened to dangles??

Anarot exclaims, i hope he isnt up my arse!!

Anarot then laughs at maxe as his ubergh3y Magna breaks down in right front of them.

Anarot promptly removes his volvo from his ass and attempts the drag the brokendown magna, but loses.

cerb then realises that he does indeed sux0r.

Whereupon StreX, Mirage and necra return from the Mass Orgy Session, just in time to see this pathetic display of manhood going on.

Mirage turns to them both and says " Jesus, we should have stayed at P!mp Lycos house and continued the orgy" necra and StreX agreeing, they grab dangles, and AnaRoT and proceed back down the road to P!mp Lyco's house. Leaving cerb abd maxe to contnue their little bunnie habits.

cerb wonders how he mysteriously travelled from P!mp HQ where he was on shift, to the location of the drag race.

dangles is intrigued by what is going to happen!!

cerb notices a blood-soaked bandana on the ground beside the road. This can mean only one thing...

trog headbutted lyco to death and left his bandana on the road!

cerb exclaims "NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Someone call the emergency services!! This bandana must be cleaned immediately!!!"

cerb fianl realise's that the hole in the space time continum,which anarot has jammed so neatly up his arse,is what transported him from p!mp HQ to the drag race.

It would seem that anarot has learnt to use this hole in time and space,so now all he has to do is imagine what he whats up his arse and BINGO! it's there.

suddenly, the surrounding area is filled with volvos, chippendale calendars and peanut butter.

Dangles suddenly realising that he MIGHT lose his virginty gets scared off and lets go of StreX's hand.

" Whats wrong baby?" StreX askes him.
" Err, nothing, i just remembered i have to wash my hair" and Dangles runs off down the street screaming.

" Ill go and get him " AnaRoT says.

Mirage turns to StreX and necra and says, looks like its just us three again.

then necra reveals she is A-sexual, and dosnt really need either of them.

Strex starts to rip Mirage's cloths off like a man possed,as he bends over Mirage Strex notices necra moving in behind him,he glances over his shoulder expecting to see nerca's naked female form but to his horror he see that nerca is sporting the new killjoy 2000 dildo.Strex squeals as necra boards him,your arse is mine now Strex!necra says with a saucey grin on her face.

Taipan magically appearing, relises that he, and no-one else should have StreX, pushing necra out the way, he rips his pants off and runs at StreX.

Meanwhile Mirage still bent over realises what is about to happen, knowing that if Taipan gets at StreX then StreX will no longer love him, he pulls away and tackles Taipan to the ground. Both naked, StreX and necra look at eachother in disgust and walk away leaving them behind.

Anarot is running down the street after dangles dives and grabs his arse at the last minute.
Dangles stops looks at anarot and they too get it on..

dangles runs and finds cerb and asks for help

in disgust at the gay orgy occuring before his eyes, maxe remember hes carrying a high caliber sub machine gun in his magna. he takes it out and begins firing at random into the crowd of fagets before him.

Taipan realising that nerca is suffering from delusions and may be dangerous loads his elephant gun and goes hunting for her.I had better take extra bullets with me,Taipan thinks I might have to shoot Strex to as he is prolly under the spell of nerca's magic wond (the killjoy 2000 dildo)

cerb turns up on the scene with the p!mp police.

"Okay, who organised this orgy?" he demands.

All present point to AcidReign, who is sitting under a tree tossing off to the procedings before him.

AcidReign is then asked to produce his p!mping license for inspection, to which he responds...

I f***ED A VAGRANT!

I don't have it he sobs it's stuck in anarots arse!

dangles appears and tackles cerb to the ground...

maxe, who has recently taken over position of p!mp enforcer, unloads a clip into AcidReign.

Unfortunately, due to the emotional stress of the orgy behind him, misses and destroys most of downtown brisbane.

dangles is promptly nabbed by the p!mp police, and handcuffed. They then throw him in to mirage and taipan, who are still going at it and promptly have their way with the bound and gagged dangles.

dangles with his god like strength, rips apart the handcuffs, tackles mirage and taipan, breaking there ribs as tho crunch into the ground..with dangles 9 years of rugby league his tackling skills are up there...

dangles makes a hasty escape in the p!mp mobile....but not before running over cerbs foot..

Taipan now knowing that cerb too is now delusional pic's up his elephant gun and fire's hitting him right in the arse.To taipans suprise cerb just turns and smiles saying,ohh baby do it again.

cerb thinks that all the tackling dangles is doing is an outlet for years of pent-up gay tendencies.

maxe puts down his SMG and asks taipan where he "can get one o' dem bigass guns"

WarT drives past in his HSV GTS and puts a stop to the mass orgy thats going on by chucking in a grenade.
The P!mp police all thank him.

Taipan replies,here I have a spare one all the other ones were sucked up anarots arse so you are lucky i saved this one.Taipan then suggests that they go on a killing sprey.

cerb and maxe combine their photoshop skillz to recomposite us all, and the orgy continues....

dangles relises that cerb is just in denial of his own gay tendencies, and he must use some else as his scapegoat!!

Taipan is sucked up into the Bermuda-triangle-like void that is Anarot's ass, and is never heard from again.

Repeat - TAIPAN IS DEAD. :)

maxe and taipan begin the spree, first kneecapping mirage, than smacking strex upside the head with the butt of the rifle. one from each side.

StreX is confused, suddenly beleiving hes heterosexual!

Taipan then hands Maxe a box of homo seeking ammo,here mate go get some queers oh yeah I'll give you $1000 if you put one of these in necra,taipan says.

Taipan then explains to maxe,if you want the reward you'll have to cut her tits off and bring them back to me to prove you got her.Happy hunting.

WarT agrees and open the boot on his HSV GTS to display his mass weapons collection, he then hands out weapons to the p!mp police and any person in the area not involved in the orgy, he turns on his gaydar and they go hunting

Realising that WarT only wants everyone in the orgy dead because he's a gay necropheliac, cerb does a triple kick to the back of WarT's head, rendering him unconscious.

cerb then goes lapping in WarT's GTS and sets a new lap record.

Ok guys lets get them and just remember headshots only if you shoot them in the arse it just seems to make them hornier,Taipan explains.

maxe sees Anarot. temporarily losing self control, he unloads his entire supply of gay-ammo into his head.

WarT gets up rips cerb out of his car (GTA style) and runs him over, he then flicks the switch on the dash and 2 bonnet mounted machine guns and one roof mounted machine gun pop up, he stops taipan gets in and they have a slaughter with taipan operating the top machine gun.

To his horror Maxe see's the bullets curve around and start heading after him. These arent regular gay seeking bullets, they're uber-gay-faget-dong-sucking-homo-seeking bullets!

He gets in his magna and starts to burn away up the road, but the bullets are gaining fast.

With lightning finesse he cranks out photoshop on his palm pilot and makes a few "additions" to himself that might help the situation.

Taipan is happy with this machine gun and thinks would have to be better than being a tailgunner.Meanwhile Maxe is walking through knee deep blood and guts in the gaybar after using most of his homo seeking ammo for the elephant gun that Taipan lent him.

An erie quiet falls over the gay barr as maxe wonders where necra is.I'm never going to get that $1000 reward if I don't get cut her tits off for Taipan.

the great chase is on! the sleek black magna hoons along the road, there is a slight thump, but maxe ignores it. suddenly, the road come to and end. The magna stops on a knife edge, it looks like the end for maxe.

but the bullets fly over the car and pummel into acidreign who is stick to the fender.

he adds armor to himself but to no avail the bullets are still coming he adds armor to the back of the car the bullets are now beside him laffing at him through the window.

acidreign grins mischeviously

no they arent.

where did the bullets go?

Maxe has transformed his magna into a giant float that features freddy mercury smeared in custard.

This has out gayed the bullets wich have gotten the hell outa there!

BOB kicks down the door of they gay bar and shoots all the f*****s inside with his trusty AK-47.
A few HE grenades are lobbed into the bar, just to make sure that none of that c***s survived.

(It's still the bar right?)

Just then maxe notices someone laying on the ground pretending to be dead,it's necra!and he promptly shoots her in the head.

Kneeing down over he knows that the $1000 reward is as good as his.maxe them gets out his Jim bowie style hunting knife to cut off her tits,he will need this to cut the strapps off her Maddona copy cone bra.He finaly gets it off only to reveal a mountain of tissues.oh no he exclaims i'll never det the $1000 now

StreX notices the float, which reminds him that he is, in fact, a faget, and goes back to rodgering Mirage, much to his delight.

"This story sucks!" exclaims BOB. He then promptly turns and leaves to go watch some more Evangelion.

Taipan now sick of shooting fags desides he doesn't want to play Quake 3 anymore and goes for a game of Firearms.

while Bob is watching his homoerotic jap scat he hears a sound outside the window!

AnaRoT realises that now he has full control over the universe. His first action is to eradicate all f*****s. This is done. THere is an eary silence.....

His second action is to laugh his arse off at the f***ING GAY CHOICE OF CARS THESE PPL HAVE, promptly driving off in his newly acquired twin-turbo 550 Maranello.

It's taipan, he's making some weird moaning noise. Now that he's decided to stop playing Quake3 the only remaining hetrosexual part left in him has left too!

Bob decides he can handle the pain even though his arse is still bleeding from the multipul anal fisting he recieved recently. He joins all the other f*****s hiding away in my ass.

Thankfully AnaRoTs ass is like the Tardis and he feels nothing cos there is an immense space inside, despeite the tiny outa opening.

anarot is now the size of a house his body can compress things but not that much, he ways 5193 kilo's and eats 3 cows for breakfast.
Then the ghost busters rock up thinking the marsh mallow man has returned they blast the s*** out of anarot and he explodes releasing all the fagets back into life, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO screams WarT as he jumps in his GTS and drives away as fast as he can

AcidReign gets a postcard from BOB.
"Are you saying Evangelion is s***???" says the card.

WarT reads this post card goes over to Bob's house to watch evangellion but soon realises they yell to much and they all look like they had brooms shoved up their asses.
He leaves as Bob pulls his cock out and starts tossing over what he calls "the hot cartoon chicks"
WarT vows never to go back to Bob's again

it seems that dangles is the only one left here that isnt gay....

Nah, I don't toss over cartoons.
I ain't that desperate :)

Yet.

dangles then realises he was the one that actually started this thread and only a faget would start a thread like this


ok thats it Bob f***ed it up

Wart gets a postcard from BOB
"Sif!"

Bob gets a knock on the door its a Hitman sent by WarT Bob gets his head blown off (the one on his shoulders, get your minds outta the gutter)

Sif
This is what REALLY happened...

Wart sends a Hitman to kill BOB. The Hitman walk up, knocks on the door. BOB opens door. Hitman pulls out gun.
"Hang on a second!" says the Hitman.
"Is that the new Oni demo?"
'Yer' replies BOB.

The Hitman then spends several hours playing the game, before going home for a sleep.

WarT sends another hitman one thats doesn't care what bob shows him, cause WarT is paying uber amounts of money, Bob opens the door and gets impaled by a nice friendly metal stake, he than has his head chopped off and mounted on WarT's wall as a trophy

dangles appears and unleashes his raging fury across the world

its a faget fury he tries to turn every one into fagets (ala magneto in xmen) luckily the p!mp police turn up and ruin his plan before he can build up full power, that poor guy he was rooting up the arse to create enough power was bleeding all over the place.

no no no no

i am protected in a anti-matter chamber that nothing can penertrate!!

the faget seeking bullets can penertrate any thing just like you penertrated that poor young boy

how can the penertrate something that isnt gay....

im purely straight

not in this story buddy

i created so i say what go's m8

In this story everyone is gay, even necra!!!

Luckily in the story AnaRoT possesses a twin-turbo 550 Maranello which can go so fast that it goes back in time so he can be a fag with the only fag in eternity that deserved to live - Freddie Mercury.

you said add to it so i'm adding that you are a faget

ok

DeePer, after exiting from the nearest gay-bar screams at the top of his lungs.

"THE END"

To which necra replies: "that's not the end I want DeePer."

DeePer, with a look of horrid disgust turns to necra and says...

f*** off bitch

.... "Are you going to wipe that blood from the hole in your head or what?"

Necra wipes away the blood, finds the nearest ass-cork and sticks it in the gaping hole in her head and casually says back to Deeper

"I thought it was THE END you moron. It's been f***in funny up until the point where cerb killed off Taipan, it went s*** afterwards."

Necra squeals and notices some wanker has stripped her chest naked, so she grabs the nearest two beer coasters and a roll of glad-wrap.

Firmly adding the coasters in place and throwing a few turns of glad wrap around her chest, necra snaps off the glad wrap, tosses it away and turns to the crowd in their seats jerking off and says,

"The End"

CUE - Necra Poses, gives a blonde giggle and goes back to staring in amazement out the window.

WINDOW - Show's Anarot's Ass-of-Death sucking up the surroundings.

Rwoar!!!

but anarot exploded like the marshmallow man in ghost busters

END OF STORY ppl !!!!

ok ok ok maybe just maybe its finished

Nah i think it finished a LONG, LONG, LONG time ago

but whatever happened to AcidReign, all he ended up with was some dogey postcard from BOB (it had a picture of bob dressed up as precilla btw).

And did Dangles finally figure out his sexuality denial problem, there's too many loose ends it cant be the end.

Suddenly Cerb flys down from the air using two giant pancakes as wings, and the godzilla esque fight with Anarot begins

Sif that didnt really happen :)

Unless your name is Fred Savage, don't interupt the story

How come i got killed off? I was one of the BEST charcters, me and Mirage were. AnaRoT still lives i see.

pLAGue invades the story anus by appearing in a wisp of smoke besides AnaRoT. pLAGue utters the words "be not" and AnaRoT disappears up AcidReign's rectum, never to be seen again...

pLAGue as quickly and as sudden as pLAGue appears he is gone again, leaving all who looked upon in shock.

Do you notice how I'm obsessed with my own name? :)

Hehe, starts off funny but, pLAGue had to ruin it!

alright guys i think it is time to finish this now

everyone is dead besides dangles!!

END OF STORY

okay, how bout we just s*** everyone who reads it off with a great big "TOO BE CONTINUED" then one day we might start a sequal.

perhaps it could be a prequal where everyone is still alive and has not yet realised their true gayness yet?

that's some funny s***, right there
acid wins for making me laugh the most

hahaha

pr0ps to acid =)

well that's settled then

TO BE CONTINUED.....

DOn't bother continuing it - its gay.

The script writers for Home & Away and Neighbours and every other trashy soap read the story and suddenly have new ideas for their next season's storylines.

nah i don't think home and away can get much gayer than it already is

You'd be surprised.

the original and the best revived in all its glory :P

fark this thing is funny :P

ROFLMAO a good read ';)

yes that was a very very funny story

look everyone was soo. small then wart had only liek 600 posts... well do ytou wanna start round 2?>

ahahahaahh, talk about oldskool

i used to be sooo funny :)

replied maxe as he was being kicked out of the comedy company headquaters.

'O well, at least I still get the next round started' he said as he fired up photoshop for one last time..