http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/auqsh/women_the_best_freaking_firewall_in_the_world/

yeah, no

lol nerds

I'd also like to know how they came up with point 1.

last edited by mission at 17:09:43 28/Jan/10

oh hi wat?

Mission, they may have based it on the show Caprica, which argued that the human brain contained over 1TB of data.

^In the original release the line was the human brain 'contains over 300mb of data. I lol'd when I heard they dubbed over that.

My small grandson got lost at the shopping mall...
He approached a uniformed security guard and said, "I've lost my grandpa!"
"The guard asked, "What's he like?"

The little tyke hesitated for a moment and then replied;
"Jack Daniels whiskey and women with big tits."

A man decided to watch a porno where everyone involved was over 18. He then got arrested for being a paedophile because the girl had small tits.

i thought it was clever.....ish

got a chuckle out of me, first comment especially

thousands, even millions of sperm are actually killed in the vagina so all the sperm that is ejaculated doesn't actually reach the egg.

on top of this, the egg lets the first one in. so if the first sperm was a virus then the egg gets infected. in other words it's a very bad firewall.

I got arrested at the hardware store the other day.

Wasn't my fault though, my dad told me to go grab a black & decker.

haha frakture