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Ever been told you spend too much time gaming? Or that you love your gaming more than your spouse? Well we want you!

"The Marriage Ref": A comic, reality series where celebrities and a relationship referee help squabbling couples make peace. Created by Jerry Seinfeld, this is relationship advice... with a comic twist.

"The Marriage Ref" casting team is searching the country for outgoing and opinionated couples in long-term relationships, willing to appear on national television, who have a long standing argument or issue that must be resolved. No problem is too small! But you already knew that!

*Is there an object, a person, or a habit (e.g. computer, pet, the remote control) that is a third wheel in your relationship?

* Does your partner have an annoying habit or item that causes debate?

If this sounds like you or someone you know, please contact the Casting Team IMMEDIATELY at:
marriagerefcasting@sstar.com.au or call 02. 9202 8921.

Please include your contact info, photos, and a paragraph about why you are the perfect couple for this show. Be sure to include a brief explanation about your arguments and tell us why you are RIGHT and your partner is WRONG!

WE ARE NOT JUST LOOKING FOR GAMERS, ANY COUPLE THAT WANTS TO HAVE THEIR FIGHT SETTLED ONCE AND FOR ALL. Looking for people from 25 - 45 anywhere in Australia!! Get in quick.

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Who wants to be my significant other?

I'm taken (spook asked me first)

Age discrimination.. I'm 48....

Is there an object, a person, or a habit (e.g. computer, pet, the remote control) that is a third wheel in your relationship?

Yeah, my gf! She doesn't understand the importance of rankings....

HurricaneJim - No age discrimination here, I promise - it was just a rough guide. If you think your up for it, shoot us an email.

Infi - You guys sound like exactly what were looking for!

"The Marriage Ref": A comic, reality series where celebrities and a relationship referee help squabbling couples make peace.

'celebrities' giving advise to random noobs... could this be the worst idea for a tv show ever?! yes. yes i think it could be.

Sorry I was taking the piss out of you. People who need to seek the assistance of a TV show to resolve their personal problems are pathetic (unless they are midgets or lesbians or both).

my wife once told me i should play more computer games
she's the bestest

my wife once told me i should play more computer games
she's the bestest

That's how she gets more one-on-one time with the Pinkster. You owe me a beer for my hard work.

Also, yeah, this is a TV show I won't watch. Kudos for the marketing effort though, getting permission to post in forums and what-not, I'm sure you'll get a few couples no worries!

And skythra, I won't go on the show with you, but I'll be your significant other...

Only let on couples that consist of hot chicks who get their boobs out. Supply lots of alcohol ala Rock of Love, and make sure there's plenty of girl on girl action.

That's how you make reality tv -> Alcohol and boobs.

That's how you make reality tv -> Alcohol and boobs.

Amen.

before I tell my wife about my girlfriend, are there any prizes?

hollywood sure uses a lot of caps

Only let on couples that consist of hot chicks who get their boobs out. Supply lots of alcohol ala Rock of Love, and make sure there's plenty of girl on girl action.

That's how you make reality tv -> Alcohol and boobs.

Hire natslovR and I'll promise to watch your show.

It's this kind of forward-thinking that will make TV a viable alternative to the internet as an entertainment platform for years to come.

EDIT: Also, get your IT guy to fix your DNS records so that sstar.com.au doesn't 404 making people have to type www.sstar.com.au

EDIT EDIT: On second thoughts, hire an IT guy ( http://www.southernstarentertainment.com.au/ ) lol!

Nats - I'd like to know more.

QGL has it made, they want us on TV!

Did someone get trog to sanction this?

I think we have a candidate... Trog and Blahnana

Blah thinks this post shouldn't have been approved however Trog wants more QGL bucks for his bandanna and hammock collection! Unless this TV show helps them their multi decade bromance could be over!

I nominate Hashy and Jim.

Hashy wants to convince Jim that his no bulls***, aggressive posts are constructive and meaningful - but his partner Jim is domineering and has banned his lover from ever having a public voice. It's a Shakespearean-esque tragedy of epic proportions waiting to be penned.

I nominate Infi and Fpot, those two have explosive issues with each other that need sorting out.

Also, if we go on the show, do we get paid?

PAID???

Unfortunately my wife and I get along to well, or should I say fortunately????

Besides, who would look after the kiddies during the time away?

But it would be a nice holiday away from them.

me and wifey have heaps of issues, but i already resolved them all with alcohol

To be honest - I'd like to see Maxe on a show like this, you know, 24/7.

If Endemol is interested, i've got some great ideas for alcohol product placement and cross-promotion on my show that won't get pinged by current anti-grog laws, and if there's someone high up with real balls then i've got a back-of-a-napkin plan for getting those dirty tobacco companies to quit skimping out on their advertising budgets and to fork over the big dollars in an online counterpart to my show.

Drop me a mail and we can hash something out.