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Topic: TAKE...HIM...DOWN!!! Bank robber gets owned by old dude
Pinky
Posts: 2478
Location: Melbourne, Victoria



Classic. Take that.
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Eds
Posts: 9090
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Hahaha, check out the chick kicking him while he is down.
tequila
Posts: 3252
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
gold
ravn0s
Posts: 8290
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
what a cainer
Skuzz
Posts: 19
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
wow pwned.
thermite
Posts: 2696
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
hahah who needs guns when you have old men that can leap over bank queue barriers!!?
Ospi
Posts: 250
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
That was such an epic leap.
E.T.
Posts: 2096
Location: Queensland
yeah it was all over the news, yesterday.
MatchFixa
Posts: 1350
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
I could've taken that old man out.
HeardY
Gaelic newb
Posts: 16453
Location: Ireland
haha crazy old far, although it was stupid... all the cash in banks is insured, so everyone would get their cash back. We don't need hero's doing that s***, what happens if he didn't take him cleanly and the robber starts going crazy shooting every f***er in there
Skitza
Posts: 8877
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
f*** yes that was an awesome leap haha go son!
taggs
Posts: 3037
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
funny but stupid, heardy's on the trolley.
HERMITech
Posts: 6372
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Sure he was worried about his wife standing closeby
Bet he was thinking...

A: If he wounds her and she doesn't die I'll have to nursemaid her for the rest of her life
B: f***, If he kills me I don't have to put up with my nagging bitch of a wife
C: I can claim the reward and not worry bout eating anymore dogfood!
d0mino
Posts: 4365
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
if only that robber had a gun! then he could have defended himself.
infi
Posts: 13564
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
if the hero had a gun then real justice could have been served up to that punk.
Triamks
Posts: 2423
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
This would've been a cool thread/video if it wasn't a day behind the Channel 9 news. What's up with that poor form QGL? I guess I'll cut Pinky some slack because he is in VIC, they probably don't get news down there...
natslovR
Posts: 6279
Location: Sydney, New South Wales
It's because of the "don't worry it's insured" mentality that places are getting robbed.

the bank's money being insured doesn't fix the trauma that people in the building experience because of dirt bags like this.

I like that the lady put the boot in. She should've crushed his skull with one of the bollards.

Sure the robber may have just happily left with his cash, but he could just have well rounded everyone up, walked them to the safe and shot them all dead so that there were no witnesses.
thermite
Posts: 2697
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
but then he would have felt the guilt
$ack
Posts: 856
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
haha mad old geezer.
fpot
Posts: 16404
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
if the hero had a gun then real justice could have been served up to that punk.
Wow you believe bank robbers should be shot? You really are stupid. Or was that another s*** attempt at humour?

While the bank money is insured if people want to risk their lives doing this then fine. I guess there is a possibility someone else could get shot, but then again there is also a possibility of that happening if no-one does anything. It at least ensures the immediate capture of the robber.
infi
Posts: 13565
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Silly me, only the robber should have a gun. Of course.
Midda
Posts: 4062
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
all the cash in banks is insured, so everyone would get their cash back.

What about the insurance company?
qmass
Posts: 9486
Location: Queensland
What about the insurance company?
If nobody robbed banks then banks wouldn't have to pay for insurance to cover robbery and insurance companies would lose money...

fpot
Posts: 16406
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
What infi just did is a classic strawman right? I am a bit new to them. Just because I say robbers shouldn't be shot and apprehension is preferable to death doesn't mean I think the robbers should only have guns ya retard lol
Pinky
Posts: 2479
Location: Melbourne, Victoria

This would've been a cool thread/video if it wasn't a day behind the Channel 9 news.

lol, did you just admit to watching Channel 9 news? Wow...

Also, I agree it's fairly stupid, but yeah if he honestly felt like his wife was in danger, why not, eh? He got away with it and he tackled well pinning the arms, so it's a happy ending.

:-P
Hogfather
Posts: 3640
Location: Cairns, Queensland
What infi just did is a classic strawman right?

Pretty much, he throws them out a lot though.

This place is pretty funny once you understand argument fallacies.
CHUB
Posts: 5514
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Remember, even with a concealed weapons or open carry license in the USA, it's still highly illegal to carry your gun in a bank... so yeah, this is a situation where citizens being armed does jack s***.

Banks, police stations, courts, schools, all types of federal buildings... completely off limits.

last edited by CHUB at 08:23:20 22/Sep/09
deadlyf
Posts: 477
Location: Queensland
To think he used to be able to leap over buildings in a single bound.
infi
Posts: 13566
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
they've got insurance it's ok.
mission
Posts: 5659
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
It would make more sense to have remote controlled automatic weapons mounted on the walls.

Then no one needs to get hurt, except the bad guy.
fpot
Posts: 16410
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
Yes autonomous guns of death... nothing can possibligh go wrong.

(hahaha that should have been QLDs labor slogan)

edit: I just read the 'remote controlled' :P
infi
Posts: 13569
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
automatic banana peels: a non-lethal effective option.
Pinky
Posts: 2482
Location: Melbourne, Victoria

Security screens might also be considered. It's a wild suggestion I know, I'm just throwing it out there.
Saint
Cainer
Posts: 2427
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
hahaha go ninja old man!
tequila
Posts: 3253
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Wow you believe bank robbers should be shot? You really are stupid. Or was that another s*** attempt at humour?


I lol'd

whats wrong with removing the right to live from the scum of our society
Pinky
Posts: 2483
Location: Melbourne, Victoria

whats wrong with removing the right to live from the scum of our society

It's more fun to let them rot in prison? Statistically one in two prisoners enjoy taking a shower.

Nah, seriously, way I see it there are two options:

1. Very good (read:expensive) trial and appeals system to make sure that you are 100% that the person committed the crime - and then implement death penalty
2. Not as good (read:cheap) trial and appeals system, less certainty about conviction, lesser sentence and emphasis on the belief that everyone can be rehabilitated
fpot
Posts: 16412
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
Oh here we go the internet hero has arrived! Brb just calling my underworld contacts to get a gun then I am going driving to the servo, I heard there is trouble there. On the way if someone enters my turning lane by 1nm then I will smash them with my bullbar with my BIG TRUCK. All in a days work for someone who is able to judge who the scum of society is, and who should live and who should die.

I've tried really hard to ignore you because 'internet toughguys' are the most boring people to talk with in the world. Robbers don't deserve to die. Like any other criminal they have the right to a trial. f*** they have a right to live just like anyone else. This mentality of if someone makes one mistake albeit a big one that they are 'scum of society' and don't deserve to live is what I'd expect from some little 16 year old emo, who has just had his taste of the big bad world. How would you feel if you were punished to the maximum for every mistake you have made teq?
tequila
Posts: 3255
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
lol, I'm not just an internet toughguy, I'm an all 'rounder

I *have* been punished to the maximum for every mistake I've ever done fpot and you know what, I never went any further!

bank robbers dont start out robbing banks
the world would be a better place without violent criminals and I wouldn't mind if they were all put to death because I dont ever intend to be one
Pinky
Posts: 2484
Location: Melbourne, Victoria

lol, that was great fpot :-))) Props
fpot
Posts: 16413
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
teq all you ever do is speak s*** on this forum and I've heard from good authority that all you ever do is speak s*** irl as well so f*** off.
mission
Posts: 5663
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
You may not intend to be but what about a loved one who's 'gone off the rails'?

You'd be happy for your son to be put to death if he got caught up in some shiz and did a bit of robbing?
fpot
Posts: 16414
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
Nah man! If my loved one f***ed up.... they'd have to die too! It's for SOCIETY!!!!! (even though the society I live in is strictly against the summary execution of criminals, acknowledging this would also be strictly against my toughguy internet persona which I seem so keen to perpetuate with my inane rantings but at the same time deny strongly... I AM THE REAL DEAL)
tequila
Posts: 3257
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
yep, you can't have your cake and eat it too
if I fail that badly as a parent I deserve to lose my child

fpot: lolol like you get out into the real world to speak to people

imagine what the world would be like if there was no criminals? it'd be worth the heartache of losing a few people you love that have been "caught up in some shiz" as you put it
fpot
Posts: 16415
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
the world would be a better place without violent criminals and I wouldn't mind if they were all put to death because I dont ever intend to be one
Yes. Violence is a terrible problem in the world. I suggest some sort of mass slaughter to fix this problem of violence that we have. Don't you realise how dumb you sound?

edit: real world? I dunno. My 3 and a bit years of being a security guard I met all walks of life. Police, bikies, criminals... all sorts of dodgy c***s. Does that count as talking to people in the real world to you? I guess it doesn't compare to your days of sitting in an office working on a computer does it?

it'd be worth the heartache of losing a few people you love
Jesus man. NO IT WOULDN'T. There is not a single thing that I'd take above my mother, father and brothers all being alive. You're a f***wit.

last edited by fpot at 10:16:40 22/Sep/09
tequila
Posts: 3259
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
but its not violence when the government does it, note I said "put to death" rather than "slaughtered"
I'm not saying I would be loading the bullets but I'd still back the plan

lol @ how riled up you get, you have some enthusiasm for a chubby bloke
fpot
Posts: 16416
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
kekeke u r teh chubby guy on teh internetz

I know you were sort of trying to be funny or something, but do you consider the holocaust violence?

fade
Posts: 3705
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
obviously neither of you are going to convince the other, so why bother?

tequila
Posts: 3260
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
no, damn jews!

Jesus man. NO IT WOULDN'T. There is not a single thing that I'd take above my mother, father and brothers all being alive. You're a f***wit.


If my brother murdered your brother, my brother should have the same fate - it might not stop all murderers, but it might stop a few.
If your brother murdered my brother, your brother should have the same fate, it might not stop all murderers, but it might stop a few.

you can't have it both ways, by all accounts you are against any form of the death penalty?
if not, what gives you anymore right than me to weigh in with my opinion on who should live and who should die?
if so, how do you propose to deal with an ever increasing violence problem in this world?

hopes and dreams? maybe the big bad boogie man will leave me alone and I'll just go on living until I die, then it wont be my problem?
what about your kids, you don't care what kind of world they're going to grow up in?

ignorance, I was having fun with you but now you're just being silly
fpot
Posts: 16417
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
The only reason I am against the death penalty is because the justice system is fallible and in my opinion, one wrongfully executed person is too many. And what ever increasing violence problem? There has always been violence and there always will be... that's you being ignorant lol.

And this my brother your brother s*** what was the point of that? If my brother murdered your brother or vice versa, he should be arrested and put in jail. What is all that s*** you said? Just the regular teq bulls*** or something?
tequila
Posts: 3263
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
it was along the lines of missions question

You'd be happy for your son to be put to death if he got caught up in some shiz and did a bit of robbing?


I'm saying I'm happy for people to be put to death and I realise that means I could lose someone I love
but my survival instinct is strong enough that I wouldn't want to die, hence I wouldn't do the crime that could result in being put to death

I'm 100% for the death penalty, rapists, murderers, violent criminals in general shouldn't get a second chance
Gaol is full
mission
Posts: 5664
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
imagine what the world would be like if there was no criminals?


Do you seriously think that is an acheivable goal?

The whole notion of 'killing the bad guys will eventually rid the world of criminals' is laughable. lol.

See, the lol proved my point that it is laughable.

Anyway, (insert spastic kid running toward the finishing line pic here)
fpot
Posts: 16418
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
Then why did you say it right after my quoted text?

And good for you on your childish little beliefs I am proud of you.
Pinky
Posts: 2488
Location: Melbourne, Victoria

The only reason I am against the death penalty is because the justice system is fallible

Correct. So many historical examples back this fact up.

I *have* been punished to the maximum for every mistake I've ever done

This is such bulls*** I nearly choked on my own laughter. Let's start and end with software and music piracy.
fpot
Posts: 16419
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
Here is an example of someone who I believe the death penalty would be perfectly suited to... Peter Dupas. This is a guy who performed his first rape at age 21 and got 9 years. Two months after his first release he commits again and is imprisoned for another 5 years. FOUR DAYS after his next release, he commits again and is back in the slammer. This continues till he eventually commits 3 (possibly more) murders and now he is in for life.

Now who the death penalty isn't suited to is someone who hangs around with the wrong crowd, or to sugar coat it a lot less, is a d******* f***wit and f***s up and robs a bank and scares a bunch of people. There is a rehabilitation system in place for people like this, and it is ignorant of you to ignore it and to have your childish little beliefs that every person who commits a violent crime should be executed. It's just simply dumb.
infi
Posts: 13571
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
i don't believe the robber should have been killed. that is an extreme response and not according to law anyway, unless a legitimate defense of self-defense can be proven.

but if the teller pulls a shotty out, then the robber isn't so cocky after all. it just changes the dynamic so the robber who originally thought he was in control with his knife or syringe or whatever suddenly goes "s***, this was a bad idea."

to suggest that bank robbing should be permitted to occur due to insurance is ridiculous, we would be rewarding bad behaviour.
tequila
Posts: 3264
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
^ let me add "for everything that I was actually caught doing" ;)

haven't you ever seen that shirt that says its not illegal if you don't get caught?

Do you seriously think that is an acheivable goal?


probably not, but the alternative is to do what? nothing?
fpot
Posts: 16420
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
^ dude what you are doing right now is posting on an internet forum and making yourself look stupid. That counts as doing less than nothing.
CHUB
Posts: 5515
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
The justice system doesn't rehabilitate, it punishes.
paveway
Posts: 10482
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
It's not who we are underneath but what we do that defines us.
fade
Posts: 3706
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
The justice system doesn't rehabilitate, it punishes.


So it should. We should bring back hard labour. We could use some cheap labour rates.
`ViPER`
Posts: 1535
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Theres a story behind everything that someone does, you cant just say that guy is scum, needs to die etc, he could have lost his job, needed money for his family, didnt see any other way, or he could just be a druggo needing some drug money. He also could have been a career criminal, who knows.

Anyway, that was the best leap tackle ever, that guys got some balls, pretty sure I wouldnt have done it, but he did say his wife was near the guy, so who knows what you would do in the situation.
maxe
Posts: 14075
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
tequila
Posts: 3267
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
I look stupid on an internet forum? oh nose you don't agree with everything I'm saying
/wrists
deadlyf
Posts: 478
Location: Queensland
I'm saying I'm happy for people to be put to death and I realise that means I could lose someone I love but my survival instinct is strong enough that I wouldn't want to die, hence I wouldn't do the crime that could result in being put to death
So if some unarmed kid broke into your house to steal your DVD player and you shot them in the face because you are a gun nut, it'd be ok for the Government to execute you for murder?

mission
Posts: 5666
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
No, cause he was defending his DVD player silly.
Pinky
Posts: 2493
Location: Melbourne, Victoria

No, cause he was defending his DVD player silly.

If it was a top-of-the-line Sony DVD player it would be reasonable defence but if it was a cheapo multi-region questions would have to be asked I think.
tequila
Posts: 3271
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
I only buy the best, Pinky
Pinky
Posts: 2494
Location: Melbourne, Victoria

I only buy the best, Pinky

Case dismissed.

:-P
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