I just inherited more than $3 million from my grand mother.

Right now I have a nokia brick from about 12 years ago, an old ghetto blaster, a small TV, an NES, an Amiga 500 and a tape walkman.

I`m going to upgrade all my stuff and put it all in the sweet apartment I`m buying. And price is no object. Basically I want the best of the best in 6 categories. If you can help with all or just some or only one please help:

1)mobile phone

2)Home audio

3)Home entertainment/games/movies

4)Home computing

5)Portable audio

give me some and i won't berate you.

haha this will be good.

Just buy everything.

nokia n73
palasonic gear
platstation ds
apple air
walkman - retro is the new cool

1)mobile phone:

Double edged dildo with custom made speakers, so people will be able to tell ur a cock head from a distance.

2)Home audio:

A monogram

3)Home entertainment/games/movies:

Gay Porno, Big Gay Alf, Home and Away, Neighbours and Midget vs Giant fat smelly people porn

4)Home computing:

Pocket Calculator I'm the operator with my pocket calculator

5)Portable audio:

Fleshlight fitted with a sub woofer.

someone's jealous

nokia n73 - Hmm, looks good, but I don`t buy European products, they`re a little "gay" for me.

palasonic gear > do you mean panasonic? I was thinking a little more high end, like McIntosh or something. And I need more specific info,
model names and stuff.

platstation ds > Do you mean playstation? Okay, I`ll check it out but I heard Xbox 360 has better games. Anybody into SACD or turntables or more high end stuff? What about displays? Price is no object.

apple air > niiiiiice

walkman - retro is the new cool > Yeah, I hate ipods, my friends one sounds worse than my tape walkman. I think I need the best CD walkman or Hi-MD or something. Whats the best CD walkman and headphones available in the world?

hookers and blow, its what grandma would have wanted for you

Seeing as your family is loaded, use that money to hire someone to kill the rest of them and get more money.

1 way ticket to hashganistan

Move out of the ACT

A book on creative writing to come up with better ideas for a troll account.

earthly possessions will not make you happy. i too would go for coke and hookers, and maybe a video camera for the awesome memories/mammories.

build a demolition derby track in your backyard to piss of the neighbours

If I had 3 mil I'd buy land and be Australia's version of this guy. Watch them all. ALL.

nokia n73 - Hmm, looks good, but I don`t buy European products, they`re a little "gay" for me.

I decided this was a troll thread on this basis

if you are a genuine new user and are genuinely posting this out of interest, then sorry, but you'll need to hang around a little longer

if you're an existing user with a troll account, you are a giant douchebag. Please don't make troll accounts, they waste my time.