I've been getting a few of these lately, random words in spam messages, heres an example.

he cupid, lever the novel.!At sponge so permissible. He chiropody? Of of surname concord.

Isn't the random content done to avoid spam filters?

Yeah i think so, seems to work, they get past hotmail spam filer.

I've been collecting some of the more amusing ones I've been getting for the last couple of weeks. Here are some of the best:

1. With a monster schlong, you are invincible
2. After you see what the ruler shows you will rule the world.
3. Upsize your power drill
4. Hang huge and impress your friends

and bizarrely,

5. Find out how to curb organ growth problems.

subject: be the hot dog of her dreams
content:
http://members.iinet.net.au/~davidbroughton/pitiful.jpg

sure is a lot of new spam around atm

good look at spam in 2008 from google

Beach season is near, ensure your potence on vacation

We used to read out the daily penis spam emails at work a while back. Anyhow, from my UQ inbox:

"When your wife is angry with your bad potence, She will say YES to your bigger size! http://..."

Руководством нашей компании принято решение, с Января 2009 года, разрешить запись в Клуб Продаж и для пользователей интернета в России.

Haha. Comic genius.

Oh. I don't speak Russian, that's right.

Females always whizgiggled at me and even boys did in the urban WC!
Well, now I whoop at them, because I took Me - ga - Di k
for 4 months and now my peter is hugely greater than federal.
attain.

I have no idea what these spam emails are even for, already got a few at work

The west. Judge drummond says: with a probity old man, he
said, i've got two arms and a revolver, fragments of human
bones, crania, femora, tibiae, the door. 'are you trying
to reconstruct the crime?' he wriggled instantly to his
feet and grasping.


last edited by BOHEMION at 13:09:21 28/Jan/09

"Bomb her womb from your huge cannon!"

"Bomb her womb from your huge cannon!"

thats the winner.

Received a few years back now, but I keep it because, well, it's classic:

Hello,

I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003. Upon arriving here my dimensional warp generator stopped working. I trusted a company here by the name of LLC Lasers to repair my Generation 3 52 4350A watch unit, and they fled on me. I am going to need a new DWG unit, prefereably the rechargeable AMD wrist watch model with the GRC79 induction motor, four I80200 warp stabilizers, 512GB of SRAM and the menu driven GUI with front panel XID display.

I will take whatever model you have in stock, as long as its received certification for being safe on carbon based life forms.

In terms of payment:
I dont have any Galactic Credits left. Payment can be made in platinum gold or 2003 currency upon safe delivery of unit. Please transport unit in either a brown paper bag or box to below coordinates on Sunday July 27th at (exactly 3:00pm) Eastern Stand Time. If you miss this timeframe please email me.

42.4845467 & Longitude -71.1576157 and the ground is 101.3' above sea level.

Although those coordinates are a secure guarded area, these channels through email are never secure. Unfortunately it is the only form of communication I have right now. There is a good chance that sombody will try to redirect the signal. The unit must be teleported directly in a way that nobody will be able to interfere with the transference.

After unit has been sent please email me at: info@federalfundingprogram.com
with payment instructions. Do not reply directly back to this email.

Thank You


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I don't get spam.

yeah, what midda said. why go to all the trouble when its just random s*** and not sellig / trying to steal anything?

lol Raven. That's not spam, it's an AusGamers forum post from FaceMan.

Nah, I meant I don't receive any of it in my email.

lol Raven. That's not spam, it's an AusGamers forum post from FaceMan.

lulz

"Bomb her womb from your huge cannon!"

This is very classy. Guaranteed to pick up chicks.

I had to look on Google Maps:
http://i39.tinypic.com/16l0gtd.png

this one made me laugh

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