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]SUPERBOSS[
Posts: 1084
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
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A boy has collapsed in a fit of convulsions after a 24-hour session on the computer game World of Warcraft. Click here |
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| #0 02:48pm 19/11/08 |
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trog
AGN Admin
Posts: 25393
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Dear parents, Letting your kids do any one thing for 24 hours straight is a bad idea. Love, CAPTAIN f***ING OBVIOUS |
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| #1 02:51pm 19/11/08 |
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mission
Posts: 4278
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Parents were probably utilising the time to make love.
last edited by mission at 14:57:34 19/Nov/08 |
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| #2 02:57pm 19/11/08 |
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GuessWhosBackAgain
Posts: 94
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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As a punishment, we should force the parents to play until their deaths.
That'll teach em not to let their kids play anything ever again. |
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| #3 02:55pm 19/11/08 |
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thermite
Posts: 510
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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People organise LANs to play WoW together?
Pfft, I bet it was some kind of drug fueled soggy sao circle jerk fest. |
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| #4 02:55pm 19/11/08 |
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infi
Posts: 10306
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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So do you have to run an actual marathon in WoW now?
What a stupid f***ing game. |
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| #5 02:58pm 19/11/08 |
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darkjedi
Posts: 1485
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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24hrs?
That's weak! Clearly the kid's never been to a QGL before. Headline should read: "s***ty parents raise s***ty kid" |
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| #6 03:00pm 19/11/08 |
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mission
Posts: 4279
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Well they did say 'kid' so no, I doubt he's been to a QGL.
Kids that used to go to QGL LANS are now old men. Stinky, cranky old men that talk about shoes, suits and tampons. last edited by mission at 15:03:39 19/Nov/08 |
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| #7 03:03pm 19/11/08 |
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Obes
Posts: 6813
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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I remember when I used to lan ... we used to play for longer, much longer. And usually only on a few different maps in quake.
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| #8 03:10pm 19/11/08 |
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Kat
Posts: 10263
Location:
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Computers and tv's: the new babysitters
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| #9 03:14pm 19/11/08 |
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demon
Posts: 3812
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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yer obes, fkn whipperscnappers these days... no staying power ;D
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| #10 03:27pm 19/11/08 |
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Fireblood
Posts: 8848
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Definately soft! I bet the server first 80s wouldn't have had a fit!
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| #11 03:47pm 19/11/08 |
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ara
Posts: 2342
Location: Sydney, New South Wales
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hopefully the proposed internet filter can monitor wow use and limit access when you use it too much as defined by Conroy so parents can opt out of that aspect of parenting too. |
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| #12 03:49pm 19/11/08 |
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d[o_0]b
Posts: 2599
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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daddy issues much?
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| #13 04:10pm 19/11/08 |
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Raven
Posts: 3122
Location: Melbourne, Victoria
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Now to add insult to injury, ban his account.
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| #14 04:15pm 19/11/08 |
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3dee
Posts: 2748
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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I remember finishing QGL LANs with a bad headache and sore eyes. And a whole load of viruses from using that "D something something" leeching program.
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| #15 04:32pm 19/11/08 |
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TicMan
Posts: 3877
Location: Melbourne, Victoria
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Sounds like someone needs to L2MANUP
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| #16 04:40pm 19/11/08 |
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IncrEdible_vEgetable
Posts: 1324
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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200 cc's of Jolt Cola...stat!
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| #17 05:22pm 19/11/08 |
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dRanged
Posts: 1264
Location: USA
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]Superboss[ death threa..
oh wait |
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| #18 05:23pm 19/11/08 |
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Tollaz0r!
Posts: 9241
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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I bet dehydration had something to do with it.
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| #19 08:07pm 19/11/08 |
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parabol
Posts: 4907
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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EDIT: Crap I thought he died :( Well he'll be cleansed from the gene pool eventually through lack of offspring due to no sex with women. last edited by parabol at 20:20:36 19/Nov/08 |
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| #20 08:20pm 19/11/08 |
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Persay
Posts: 5300
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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^ or inundated with his genes after he has 24 hours of continual sex with lots of wow sluts to increase himself to level playaaaaaaaaaa
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| #21 09:32pm 19/11/08 |
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DeePer
Posts: 3231
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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I could play games for 24 hours without passing out but there's no way I could run for that long! Running must be worse for you! Ban running!
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| #22 09:45pm 19/11/08 |
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Obes
Posts: 6814
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Maybe it was the sweet sweet southern that kept us alive ?
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| #23 10:06pm 19/11/08 |
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Creepy
Posts: 1138
Location: USA
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If memory serves, the alcohol *and* the copious amounts of (nutritious) pizza and chips prevented any risk of collapse.
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| #24 01:31am 20/11/08 |
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Superform
Posts: 5234
Location: Netherlands
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wonder what loot he dropped
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| #25 04:17am 20/11/08 |
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