Ok so need some QGL supple hand help. Obviously a lot of you guys would have rather soft hands from having demanding jobs such as network admin, system admin, it level 1 help desk etc, the air conditioning system in those offices can wreak havoc on the skin suppleness.

Being a bunch of pansys who talk at length about white leather shoes that will get me into birdee num nums and the met who better to ask about hand creams.

Would you guys (and gal) suggest something like Biohomme with its brutishness appeal or would something with some dead sea minerals sold by a hot israeli chick at the local westfield such as this be a better option ?

I used my missus's body butter the other day at her behest and have been insulting myself ever since with its delicious cranberry aroma invading my skin I've been mentally kicking myself ever since.

Commence hand cream tips below..

Stop being such a pussy and just buy the cheapest, nastiest moisturizer you can find at coles or woolies. Spend over $5 and you're officially a poof.

solvol

f***en gay c***.

i masterbate into my hands daily and they remain silky soft to the touch (alhtough a little salty ive been told)

is this gonna be the best topic for some major quality QGL old school flaming or what!!!

I find the caustic soda at work removes wrinkles nicely.

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KY Jelly

I like minerals from the dead sea. (That israeli chic has pretty good stuff). Or try the body shop. Everything there is good

I thought every guy knew the secret to healthy hands.
Let nature provide it.

See if you can find the cream of Sum Yung Gai, fantastic facial Moisturizer, should do wonders for your hands if you can grab a hold of it.

minxy, im more than happy to help out with your hand texture anytime you want

puppy blood

what a f***ing f*****

ps sorbelene

I dunno if anyone's posted it yet but Cetaphil. totary oil free.

I dunno if anyone's posted it yet but Killing Yourself. totary oil free.

I apologise. Well played sir.

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or would something with some dead sea minerals sold by a hot israeli chick at the local westfield such as this be a better option ?

Israeli? She told me she was French.

Anyway, another vote for

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hand cream won't cure your aids

crisco

I heard about this awesome German stuff called Sie Munn. Ask around for that.

I think the reason why QGL is an authority on hand cream is because we're all at home on a Friday night. I don't know why we're an authority on white shoes though. That doesn't follow.

I would like to think I am an authority on why not to wear such ridiculous apparel.

The body shop has some serious arse hand cream.

But it smells weird and is #22 a tube. But it makes harsh hands soft like baby bottom

Sorbolene

arse hand cream.

But it smells weird

You dont say.

serious arse hand cream

I prefer my arse hand cream to be lighthearted and flippant.

Looking for a good dick cream that specialises in minimising smell.

I am an Idustrial sand/water blaster and painter so my hands are always getting exposed to harshness, my girlfriend bought me some hemp hand cream (can look for it if u want exact name) it works great, my skin can be cracked and peeling, use that for 2 days and they are good again.

Id imagine it would make ur skin feel nice even if you didnt have it falling off..

puppy blood

haha that really made me giggle

Body shop sell hemp stuff too

Looking for a good dick cream that specialises in minimising smell.

You could try some Fem Fresh

have i missed something is everyone drinking the wrong water or something...