"First, they bought donor sperm on the Internet and Nancy Beatie used a syringe she had bought at a pet store to inseminate her husband,"

What is wrong with these people? Buying jizz on the net and then inseminating yourself with the internet jizz using a syringe designed for animals!

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You know what's funny? I just wrote in another thread that it was the most retarded thing I'd read all year. I can't believe that it has possibly been trumped less than a few seconds later.

lol - I just read your comment in the Batman thread and thought 'I bet trog hasn't read my pregnant man story yet'

ahahahah

Well neither of them have jizz, so why not?

I dunno, something about buying the DNA that will make up half your child over the internet doesn't seem right to me.

Cause decent clean DNA is not important or anything.

last edited by mission at 14:24:10 14/Nov/08

W...T...F...

only in America.

I don't know why people buy all this jizz when I have loads (BOOM TISH) to give away for free.

I wish people would stop calling this thing a man

obviously they are looking for a load of thick cream, not watery milk.

There's nothing special about it.

It's a women that's got a short haircut, wears man clothes and takes loads of hormones... but she still has the full female reproductive system.

Fail on so many levels.

haha, yes you have a point mission. But people internet date, what's the difference?

(yes I know the difference, I am just bored)

if you are so bored now also type the answer to your own question.

haha, yes you have a point mission. But people internet date, what's the difference?

a turkey baster

"First, they bought donor sperm on the Internet and Nancy Beatie used a syringe she had bought at a pet store to inseminate her husband," ABC News reported.

They will always remember the night young Johnny was conceived: the soft sheets, the Barry Manilow playing in the background, the moonlight glinting off the Fido's Petcare syringe.

I agree with Chub, the whole 'pregnant man' thing annoys me. A man did not get pregnant. I wont be impressed until Arnold Schwarzenegger announces that he's pregnant.

Give her/him a break, she had her jugs chopped off so that must count as something, right?

But yes, the fact she didn't tick the option box of 'Stitch up Vagina and add Fake Penis' was a bit weak.

She isn't a man unless her DNA says so.

I'll also accept, XXY and XYY.

The need at least 1 Y chromosome damn it!

last edited by Tollaz0r! at 16:15:10 14/Nov/08

But... but... Arnie was pregnant wasn't he? I saw it on some show called Junior!

There are constantly pics of this freak on tv and every time I see them I feel like I'm going to vomit.

lol trog - i read ur post in the other thread then read this one a few seconds later. so f***ing true

I don't get the hype either. It's just a woman with a beard.

sex = female
gender = male

I will call him a male.

its a f***ing thing !!!

she had her jugs chopped off

Dice's missus?

haha frakture.

does she have a mangina then?

^^

HAhahaha!

/gives Frakture the nod of approval

At first I thought that it was really a man that gave birth. After I read the article, I LMAO!

But... but... Arnie was pregnant wasn't he? I saw it on some show called Junior!

YEAH! i seen it too

Wow dice, regret not making her get the chop too?

ITS
A
FEMALE

nothin to see here folks ...
move along

HAHAHA Dice took the bait - hook line and sinker!

Hey Dice, I hear you don't like tits? What's up with that man? Are you a fag or something?

If that "man" was really a man, then I'd be f***ing impressed.. The "guy" still has a uterus so what's the big deal here?

Just relax dice. You should be able to post within an environment of acceptance. I still can't figure out what you got against tits though.

I don't understand how its even worthy of a news article...

Person born as a woman with functioning reproductive organs glues on a fake wiener and takes testosterone pills but then decides she wants a kid after all.

Stops the hormone treatment and turkey bastes some jizz in there through some opening and lo and behold because shes still a woman inside gets pregnant...


Wow thats like totally surprising and stuff, who'd suspect that might happen :/

I think it's the lol factor of getting jizz off the internet and then using a pet syringe to inseminate yourself (or the partnet did it).

Who knows what you're squirting in there :/

Won't somebody think of the children?

I didn't say I didn't like tits, I said you're all morons.

And the fact you're still using a tired old joke a few years after it was first said doesn't help your cause.

hilarious outbursts like the one above keep them fresh dice.

You fail at forums.