http://www.michaelkelly.fsnet.co.uk/karl.htm

What kind of weirdo writes stories about Roy Orbison wrapped in clingfilm?

Also, what the hell would you be searching for (besides "Roy Orbison" + clingfilm) to stumble across this?

sounds like Roy Orbison met Bad Boy Bubby

ive seen weirder

If that's the weirdest thing ever linked to you, you've definitely never lanned with Shrapse.

mate you need to see ilovethefishes

Roy Orbison sits impassively like a monochrome Buddha. My palms are sweaty.

Edge of your seat stuff, right there

I found this amusing, thanks for the link.

are these people just testing the power of the internet, or what...

searching for "Roy Orbison novel" brings it up.

Also, what the hell would you be searching for (besides "Roy Orbison" + clingfilm) to stumble across this?

ahh, you were the one who found it.

wb infi
there were tits while you were gone fyi

my point has been made

edit: I WILL NOT HESITATE TO GO PROTIT AGAIN IN THE FUTURE

The stories arent even good. Read the third one, its obviously some sort of sexual obsession thing.

If you have a site with stories about other pop stars being wrapped in cling-film mail me and we can exchange links.

O.K...