lolz, like i give a f*** what you guys think is funny

um. Is this the whole thread?

baxter getting punted is up there for me

flying high

"but the instruments!!!"

cut to cockpit with aircrew playing music instruments

haha awesome way to pwn qgl. gg.

the whole of monty python and the holy grail

when you see the cock in crying game

black c***s in snatch. funny as.

End of Ace Ventura: "Einhorn is Finkle. Finkle is EINHORN! EINHORN'S A MAN!!! Einhorn's a man!??#!??!?!"

Also, thread would have been funnier with a "?" at the end of the thread title.

"Surely, you can't be serious!"

"I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."

Anything from Naked Gun 1.

Knocked up is funny too.

End of Ace Ventura

I don't know .. his jeep-parking scene was pretty funny:

ace venturas rhino :]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7LrMoLba0c&NR=1

The nude wrestling in Borat is probably a stand out for shock value comedy.

A few of the other ones worthy of a mention that spring to mind:

The chest waxing scene in 40 Year Old Virgin.
The stoning scene in Life of Brian.
"Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman?" from See no Evil, Hear No Evil.
Final fight scene in Eagle vs Shark
Ruprech in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels getting whipped on the knees.
Kit training to be a cage fighter in Napoleon Dynamite.
John Candy and Steve Martin from Planes, Trains and Automobiles: "Those aren't pillows!"
Most scenes from the Naked Gun movies.

Haha Life of Brian has to be one of the funniest movies of all time.

Opening scenes of super troopers when they pull the druggos over

Opening scenes of super troopers when they pull the druggos over

totally beaten

When that druggo bird with the fake tits that died was in Naked Gun and she whipped out a cock and there was this hilarious boi-oi-oi-oi-oing sound I laughed till I f***ing choked

And OJ simpson stuck on the front of that car and all the random s*** was hitting him in the balls like f***ing pumpkins and engine blocks and s***

Naked Gun was some hilarious s***

Couple scenes spring to mind.

1. Harold & Kumar - Neil Patrick Harris snorting cocaine off a hookers ass out of the sunroof of a speeding car with no driver.
2. The petrol fight at the gas station in Zoolander.

One of Jim Carrey's films where he's got 3 black sons. One of them is helping the other with his maths homework or something along those lines anyway. The dumb son says something wrong and the the other son replies "Pythagoras would be rollin' over in his mutha f***in' grave if he heard that s***!!"

Also a quote from Kiss Kiss Bang Bang:

Perry: Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?
Harry: A picture of me?
Perry: No! The definition of the word idiot, which you f***ing are!

something about mary, hair cream

I can't find the Dave Chappelle skit of SOAPlane on YouTube??

'Cock shooting at the rifle range' scene from Super Troopers.

Probably a bit long to be called a "moment", but easily one of the funniest bits of a movie I've ever seen.

One of Jim Carrey's films where he's got 3 black sons.

Me, Myself and Irene

Kung Pow by far funniest movie ever:

Baby scene
Anything involving betty
"We are vantrilliquists"
Master Tang doing Taco Bell promo
Intro scene with the nonstop zoom in/out
"Chicken go cluck cluck cow go moo"
Squeaky shoes guy
Wee-oooh-weee-ohhh
The constant lip syncing issues (best one being the dog barking 3 seconds late)
"Prepare the rubber glove. Eeny, meeny, miney, moe - I wonder where my glove will go? "
The butterfly going into Tangs mouth

And to wrap it all up
The story involves aliens that speak French.

Only bad bit was the cow

anything that leslie neilsen says
flying high
naked gun series
spy hard
2001 a space travesty
etc etc

Yeah Kung pow was sooo funny

Loaded Weapon:

Tim Curry: "I'm your VURST nightmare!"
Emelio Esteves: "Nnooooo... waking up without my penis is my worst nightmare."

It's less funny written down, but f*** I laughed my ass off.

Also, Ace Venture:

Aguado: [stomps bug] Homicide, Ventura. Now how you gonna solve that one?
Ace: Good question Aguado! First, I'd establish a motive. In this case, the killer saw the size of the bugs DICK, and became insanely jealous. Then I'd lose 30 pounds PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPORKIN HIS WIFE!

ahhaha, comedy gold

all the little improv jokes in Knocked Up at the guy with the beard

This is the best



soz for s*** quality!

Anchorman... "BEARS!", "I killed a guy", "Don't act like you're not impressed" and from the outtakes...
Champ "I don't know what we ate last night but this morning I crapped out a squirrel! Serious it's sitting on my desk!"
Brick "I'm sorry Champ, I ate your chocolate squirrel"

Hotshots 2... Fight at the beginning ending with "you win", "war, it's faaaantastic"

Robin Hood: Men in Tights... "you lost your arms in battle... but you grew some nice boobs", "tight tights", "that's going to chafe my willy"