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Phooks
Posts: 805
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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August 13, 2008 A MAN is lucky to still have a penis after he stuck it in a metal park bench and became stuck, doctors say. The bench was reported to be missing a nail. |
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| #0 05:00pm 13/08/08 |
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JohnnieD
Posts: 1492
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Thank God it wasn't a woman's penis
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| #1 05:02pm 13/08/08 |
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nF
Forum Hero
Posts: 14424
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
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Metal park benches don't have nails.
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| #2 05:05pm 13/08/08 |
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Bah
Posts: 2935
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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It probably had a screw.
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| #3 05:22pm 13/08/08 |
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heavy_rocker
Posts: 25
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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sounds hard!
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| #4 05:45pm 13/08/08 |
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mission
Posts: 3905
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Had he got the benches consent?
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| #5 06:09pm 13/08/08 |
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Crakaveli
Posts: 2791
Location: USA
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what a dick
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| #6 06:15pm 13/08/08 |
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mission
Posts: 3906
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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| #7 06:18pm 13/08/08 |
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pARODY
Posts: 192
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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the guy wanted to have sex with something that could support a family.
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| #8 07:18pm 13/08/08 |
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Strik3r
Posts: 1488
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
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sounds like he's in a tight spot
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| #9 07:20pm 13/08/08 |
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rolo_tomasi
Posts: 1395
Location: Sunshine Coast, Queensland
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he thought the benches were wenches.
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| #10 07:23pm 13/08/08 |
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FraktuRe
Posts: 350
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
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Excellent Parody, pARODY.
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| #11 07:35pm 13/08/08 |
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Raider
Posts: 2260
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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looks like he wasn't the hardest thing there
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| #12 07:37pm 13/08/08 |
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Crakaveli
Posts: 2793
Location: USA
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threads funeral will be held next week.
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| #13 12:04am 14/08/08 |
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Minxy
Posts: 600
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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the guy wanted to have sex with something that could support a family. lols |
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| #14 07:18am 14/08/08 |
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ravn0s
Posts: 6851
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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he got wood
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| #15 07:35am 14/08/08 |
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sLiNky
Posts: 933
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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He must of been having a hard time
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| #16 01:08pm 14/08/08 |
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