Johnny comes home from school one day somewhat confused about his heritage as his mother was Jewish and his father was black.

"Mommy, am I more Jewish or more Black?"
"What ? Does that really matter?"
"Yep!"
Not wanting to answer the question herself,
"Well, if you want to know for sure you'll just have to ask your father," his mother tells him.
So, when his father arrives home from work, Johnny asks the same question.

"Daddy, am I more Jewish or more Black?"
"What the hell? What kind of a question is that? Why do you want to know if you're more Jewish or more black?" asks his Father
"Well, it's like this dad... Tommy down the street wants to sell his bicycle for $50"
"And?"

"Well, I don't know whether to jew him down to $25, or wait until it's dark and steal the f***ing thing."

i giggled

but im racist.

not because it's racist, but because it's ghey

While making love, he says:
- Darling, let's do 68!
- 68??? What's that?
- You do it to me and I'll owe you one.

What's 68? I don't get it.

Agent 99: What's 68? I don't get it.

Awesome!

I lol'd.

teehee! r-mazing = win!

Agent 99: What's 68? I don't get it.
Awesome!

Explain...

I don't watch porn like all of u guys...

heheh
Agent99 doesn't get 68's. Poor poor girl ;P

Think of a 69 cept only one person is getting some action, and the other person is obtaining a "credit" for later use =)

Ah ha, ah ha...not!

What a retarded joke.

You suck r_mazing!!

OMG Agent 99 has the claws out...

... so you were right, she's not getting her 68's.

LOL.

No...

I just don't call it that.



Edit: OMG, I am such an idiot. Ok, so u guys got me *blush*. And my subsequent posts have only made it worse :S. I'm looking for a way to get out of this sticky situation and I just want to say "ok, I'm a sucker" but that just makes the situation worse :S. I think I might just go...later ppls.


last edited by Agent 99 at 13:57:53 28/Mar/06

*blinks* you dont call a 69 a 69?
I am curious what do you call it?

^
Xy, I don't call a 68 a 68. I still call a 69 a 69.

*blush* (I am bright red)

(GONE!)

*hugs agent 99*

there there, we've all had our moments and we get past them... except hunter.. cause hes retarded.

Agent: Is that a pencil in your pocket stri3r?

pencil ? more like one of those fat 8" glue sticks...

Plus, I prefer mine 99 style.

IDB?

Hermi's joke was rad :)

Two fish are in a tank & one says to the other "so, you know how to drive this thing ?"

*groan*

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says to the other "do you smell something fishy ?"

*groan*

for some reason, i can only ever remember single-line pun jokes...i seem to forget the rest after a few days.

I have a joke

This thread

This thread was noobified by agent noob.

^

Yah, I suppose that's true. I did noobify whilst procrastinating in class this morning on the net.

It was noobified before I even came along tho. Sorry Hermi, but your joke sucked :/.

What's 68? I don't get it.

You are retarded. Not only did you not know what a MILF was you don't get one of the most simple jokes in all mankind. I am still not convinced you get r_mazing's joke.

This forum has been noobified by agent noob.

I would've said "in order for agent noob to redeme herself she'd have to show her boob" but i guess i aint that type of guy.

Do it now.

It's true. I'm not up with the know on cool ppl slang...

more like one of those fat 8" glue sticks...

Thats not a bad sized glue stick. how much sticking per inch do you get out of it??

I'm looking for a way to get out of this sticky situation and I just want to say "ok, I'm a sucker" but that just makes the situation worse

Best joke in this thread. I cant belive how blatent and unimaginitive that first joke was.

I love the first joke!

and I am racist.

I don't get the 68 joke.

how much sticking per inch do you get out of it??

that all depends on how enthusiastic you are in your sticking.

how could you not know what a milf is?

68 joke wins, props on that

also, fpot

pencil ? more like one of those fat 8" glue sticks...

you mean those things that fall off when you extend it too much?

hasnt happened yet, but i always have the protective casing on ^-^