A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get
a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours."The
guy leaves.

A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks,
"How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around at the shop
full of customers and says, "About 3 hours." The guy leaves.

A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks,
"How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and
says, "About an hour and half." The guy leaves.The barber looks over at a
friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes.
He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then doesn't come
back."

A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asks, "Bill, where does he go when he leaves here?"


Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says, "Your house."

meh

i dont get it?

is he robbing him or something?

wow...

is he robbing him or something?

I'd assume it means the guy is going to the barbers house to f*** the barbers wife while he is busy cutting people's hair.

sex

what a s*** joke

OH LOLS U R SO DUM HES SEXING THE BARBERS WIFE LOL!

Why doesnt he just ask the wife? Or maybe they could goto the guys house or a hotel.

anyway i didnt laugh

being a male hairdresser statistcs show he's probably gay rendering your stupid theories INVALID

Kat rehearsing for her "AND THATS HOW YOU WERE BORN!" speech

your expectations are way too high people....

on a similar note

Mr Wilson had been the owner of the chemist shop for a number of years. During this time, a number of men had walked through his shop and purchased condoms, and he found it amusing to watch each person's reaction as they approached the counter.

One monday, a man approached the counter and asked for a 3pack of normal condoms.
As he handed over the money, he burst out laughing at Mr Wilson, and left the shop.

On Tuesday, the man repeated the process, purchasing 3 condoms, laughing at Mr Wilson, and then leaving the shop.

He came back the next day, and asked for a 6pack of studded condoms.
Again, as he handed over the money, he burst out laughing. Mr Wilson demanded to know what was funny, but the man just laughed harder, and walked out of the shop.

On thursday, the man asked for a 12pack of flavoured condoms.
He could barely take the money out of his wallet for laughing so hard. By this stage, Mr Wilson was getting quite angry, but he could not do anything about the man's laughter.

On the final day, the man approached the counter with a box of 32 assorted condoms. As he handed over the money, tears rolled down his face, and his body in hysterics.
Mr wilson was determined to put an end to this crazy man's laughter. He told his assistant to follow the man and see what he did with all the condoms he had bought.

15 minutes later, the assistant came back.
"Where did he go?" Mr Wilson asked...
"Well, " replied the assistant, "it was the darndest thing. He went to YOUR house!"

Stop trying to analyse the jokes for realism you dorks.

The joke was average - doobs question was the funny. :)

If the man came in the chemist again the next week I would put holes in all the condoms. Then I would be laughing.

s*** joke.

Picky buggers ... i chuckled.

At least the joke had a punchline

being a male hairdresser

Shame it says he's a barber,not a hairdresser....i assumed you being gay would realize that,rendering your stupid comment INVALID

why dont you go make a 3D model about it f*****.

LOL...dont cry d[o_0]b.
Maybe next time read the post before you say something,you'll look like less of an ass...if thats possible.

I dont get Kat's joke, how does the length of time you have to wait for a haircut have anything to do with how long the guy can be at the barber's house for? I mean, I'd assume the barber probably works a 9 to 5 day, so it wouldn't matter if there was a 20 minute wait for a haircut or a 2 hour wait for a haircut, he'd still be at work till 5. It makes no sense!

Damn your logic Khel!!!!

Because he is guarenteed to be there for at least that long, you tool. ie can't take a break or go home early.

Stop trying to analyse the specifics- you can do that to every single joke and it won't be funny.

An older, white haired man walked into a jewelery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side.
He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him.
The old man said, "I don't think you understand, I want something very special."

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," the jeweler said.

The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, by cheque.
" I know you need to make sure my cheque is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said.

Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned the old man. "There's no money in that account."

"I know", said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?"

A man scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive woman standing alone. He approached her and asked her name. "My name is Carmen," she told him. "That's beautiful," he said. "Is it a family name?" "No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most - cars and men. What's your name?" she asked. "Beerf***," he replied.

haha because he likes beer and f***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

That last one of kats is kinda lmao imho

great joke, voted 5. A++++++++ would laugh again