Dudes,

I've got an easy job for someone who has dreamweaver, you dont even need to have web design skills, I've made templates and stuff so its basically just copy & pasting...Just know what your doing regarding web stuff (uploading etc).

It involves the creation of alot (like in the hundreds) of pages, but no php etc is to be used, it must be pure HTML...this is done for a reason...

Although, as said above, the pages are piss easy to make and can be done in less than a minute. I just basically need someone to do this because it's a monkey job, and my skillz are better used elsewhere.

I am willing to pay $200 to get this done quickly, correctly, and seriously.

Any takers? Email me: strecker@gmail.com

Porn site?

I'd love to hear the reason for the static pages.

Email sent.

Me too, why?

Stop bloating the internet with your dreamweaver created static pages

haha hundreds of web pages are far from "bloating the internet".
(FYI my work owns 400,000 domain names, or almost 1% of the intarwebs, so I know bloat ;P)

(FYI my work owns 400,000 domain names, or almost 1% of the intarwebs, so I know bloat ;P)

Do you work for Gamespy?

400,000 domain names .. sounds like a domain sitter

I too would like to hear the reasons for no PHP. If it's for performance reasons, that's not a problem, you just write the script to write the pages to straight HTML as cache pages with all links to the generated HTML. You can just use the PHP to generate those cached pages.

Any reason against that? Even if it's because PHP is unavailable, you can just generate the cached pages remotely and then upload.

Have a think anyway.

Edit: While I fully understand if a client wants something done a certain way that's the way it gets done, I also like to make absoltely sure they're making the right informed decision and they're not saying "don't use this" because they don't understand it can be used in a way other than the traditional manner.

last edited by Raven at 21:36:18 27/Jun/05

It is possible he is just creating content pages that search engines will hit. Heaps of companys do it

Raven's on the money. Cached pages ftw. Unless your delivery mechanism isn't a web server. But even then I'd generate the pages on a web server and use something like teleport pro to grab static versions of the files. Much easier to maintain.

400,000 domain names .. sounds like a domain sitter

Not really. We try to get our domains making money for us, and the easiest way to make money is to give the person visiting them what they were looking for. Prime example is bedroomfurniture.com

If this is a one-off exercise to be creating a couple of hundred piss-simple pages then it could well be quicker to do them manually. But if it's going to be done again in the future then a php tool to create these pages would definitely not go astray. So I'm sure StreX has his reasons for wanting what he's asked for.

Also, strex, were you at kfc at logan on saturday?

yup .. domain sitters .. mega f***ing annoying they are polluting google with their useless inaccurate pages.

Agreed. They should be banned. I've yet to see one that is actually helpful.

Prime example is bedroomfurniture.com

Your prime example is not on page one of google search results for "Bedroom Furniture" (ok, so it's on page two :)

Your prime example is not on page one of google search results for "Bedroom Furnuture" (ok, so it's on page two)

Kinda blows this complaint out of the water:

mega f***ing annoying they are polluting google with their useless inaccurate pages.

People wanting bedroom furniture are typing in bedroomfurniture.com because hey that's what you'd imagine that domain would have. And wtfbbq IT DOES! :P

last edited by cerb at 22:00:05 27/Jun/05

Except that there is 3.7 MILLION results on that query

...aaaaaaanyway

exo has it covered. thanks to the other chaps who emailed.

ps. i dont have to explain the reasoning behind it all, but eds is on the right track.

pps. yeah eds i was at that kfc, on my way to meet cerb and buy his mate's spare soarer parts.

Cerb justify them however you want. But they are pond scum, I wish google would just block any domain like that.

They interfere with me getting good hits on google.

Obes, I don't think anything could interfere with your gay porn site obtaining a high ranking on google...

On a more serious note, yes, I despise companies that participate in this sort of activity, but not quite as much as I hate spammers and s***head blackhats.

I have a gay porn site ?

Is this some tribute to me you have made by photochopping my head in to your bedroom ballet pics that you take with nF ?

dude, you still drive a girls car.

dude, you still drive a girls car.

WOW I didn't know you had to specify you wanted the male version when ordering a car, f*** I hope I'm not driving the female model, how do you tell?

f*** I hope I'm not driving the female model, how do you tell?

it screams rape when you rev it over 4000.

also, ask obes.

Thought it was you, but I was driving, otherwise I would have said hi and slapped you round a bit.

Male cars aparently are all dressed in stickers and fall to bits if you go over anything higher then a speed bump. They also love sitting in Maccas car parks.

spoken like a true Old Man

heh old people drive your rice burners too ... you think its a young person facination ?

Obes drives an F series Canyonero.

I had to do a project like that a looong time ago and with good reason - it sat on a CD rom with no PHP server to parse the material.

I drive obes's mum into buildings.