My simple mind found this rather amusing...

Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms. They would become fashionable and companies would probably advertise more openly.


* Nike Condoms: Just do it
* Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling
* Ford Condoms: The ride of your life
* Microsoft Condoms: Where do you want to go today?
* Optus Condoms: Yes!
* KFC Condoms: Finger Lickin' Good
* M&M's Condoms: Melt in your mouth, not in your hands
* Duracell Condoms: Keep going and going and going
* Pringles Condoms: Once you pop you can't stop
* Sydney Olympic Condoms: Share the Spirit
* Hyundai Condoms: All day, every day
* Tip Top Condoms: Good onya mum - (available in Tasmania only)
* Panasonic Condoms: Even more than you expected
* VB Condoms: As a matter of fact, I've got one now
* Swan Lager Condoms: They said you'd never make it....
* Vegemite Condoms: Puts a rose in every cheek
* Levi Condoms: Do you fit the legend?
* Nescafe Condoms: It brings you together.
* Quicken Condoms: Quicken.Easy
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The following brands would probably not sell very well.....

* Mitsubishi Condoms: Please consider
* AFL Condoms: I'd Like to See That
* Goodyear Condoms: If it only saves you once a year....
* Samboy Condoms: The flavour really hits you
* TAC Condoms: Speed kills
* Nobby's Condoms: Nibble Nobby's Nuts
* B olle Condoms: Put them on your face
* Kahlua Condoms: Drink the rhythm
* Aussie Homeloans Condoms: We'll save you

These are not funny.

I like the brands would probably not sell very well- great

The funny is so absent I probably won't be able to laugh again for a week. Thanks.

Welcome to the 90's

asifn't loller at

* VB Condoms: As a matter of fact, I've got one now

ps. kat has naked pictures of herself on the internet.

i lolled at the vb one too

* Vegemite Condoms: Puts a rose in every cheek

i was thinking more a pink eye

qgl condoms, use by UNKNOWN.


amirite?

Samboy - HIT ME SLOWLY, HIT ME QUICK!

Kraft Peanut Butter - Never oily, never dry.

qgl condoms, use by UNKNOWN.

Err, wouldn't it be.

QGL Condoms: Next f***: Unknown

or, maybe more sublte

QGL Condoms: Get some in the hover car!

KFC Condoms: Finger Lickin' Good

bout the only half decent one.

Nokia Condoms: Connecting People

* Pringles Condoms: Once you pop you can't stop

Actually, I think that should read

* Pringles Condoms: You can't stop until you pop

LOLOLOL

Pea Beu Frangers: Hit em High, Hit em Low, Hit em with the old Pea Beu

Hmm I had them somewhere but they were little images instead of just text ... have to find em again.

Colgate Condoms - Full cavity protection

i was hoping to see a picture of a more sophisticated condom suitable for my upper class penis.

lol, doubt you'll get one to fit over your head dude

HAHAHA^^

i thought they were funny lol.

Primary School condoms - little boys make more noise

QGL forum post condoms: Old.

Colgate Condoms - Full cavity protection

rofl
also, QGL Condoms.