Spam subject headings just seem to be getting more and more weird and obscure, and at times funny. What's some of the pearlers you guys have recieved?

Here's a couple of mine

"Computer programs below retail. leprosy"

"Re-live your younger days in the relationship. rupture"

and here's some indecipherable text from one of them

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Ever been to http://spamusement.com/? Cartoons drawn from spam subjects

yes, it is spamusing

Like an afterburner for your penis. Like an afterburner for your schlong.

"Computer programs below retail. leprosy"



"Re-live your younger days in the relationship. rupture"


half-price sushi night. Ah... but the tale does not end there... the taleof half-price goodiness. Goodiness? ...It's a word now. shruuug) Tonight, Istumbled again through the Fan. I was on the news tonight. I may be the their lifestyles and beliefs.Spartan soldier was superbly capable. From the moment his birth to the time state or repel invasion form without (Michell, 1952). The Spartan was anighttime equivalent of wild goose chases and shaggy dog stories, with no

discernible plots or meaning. But the revelations you receive in otherscould change your life a gift to the bathroom, (for about an hour and a soldiers that had the capacity to lead others or think for themselves ifprotect their masters.skills as well as military arts (Wilson,

Can't say I get the joke here....

My favourite..

Subject: SEMEN ANALYSIS

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main benifits:
- The longest most intense Orgasms of your life
- Erctions like steel
- lncreased libido/desire
- Stronger ejaculaton (watch where your aiming)
- Multiple 0rgasms
- Up to 500% more volume (cover her in it if you want)
- Studies show it tastes sweeter

DISCREET SAME DAY SHIPPING - TRY IT, YOU'LL LOVE IT!
(and she'll thank you for it)

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OH wait.. thats a legit mail.

I got this one today... funniest I've seen in a while:

Ambiwerra, Sunday 7th August, 2005

Can't say I get the joke here....

I never said it was a joke, that last one is more bizarre than anything, it makes no f***ing sense

i wouldn't trust enlarging my penis to anything from a domain called "cauterizes.net"

hehe..."my new penis is a gigantic monster...AWESOME!!! \m/"

last edited by z0r at 12:44:51 22/Jun/05

I got this one the other day that I thought was funny:

"Subject: Are you a 2 pump chump? Go all night and drive her crazy!"

Funniest I've had was:

Don't starve, eat a creamy teen