so im comin home from picking up bro from work and happily on my way until this bitch just pulls out from a BP half into my lane. i brake but she continues to roll forward then realises she has to brake. she then has the decency to signal for me to go past her when i counter that i cant so i want for my fellow lane to be clear.

but for some unknown reason she had no idea what she had done wrong, which is why her face was priceless and puzzled by my finger and a few foul words yelled out

http://images.ausimages.com/upload/2005-06-19/untitled.JPG

and what do you want us to say ?

The bitch should've taken you out ?

Speaking of women

/cue picture of Bean in his "jarmies"

wow cool story
you must've gotten your license about 10 minutes ago if you've never done anything wrong on the road before

maybe she had kids carrying on in the back of the car
maybe something else distracted her
maybe she misjudged the distance between you and her
maybe she didn't even look
it sure sounds like she was in the wrong, but what is abusing her and giving her the bird going to do?

someone made a dopey mistake on the road - quick, to the intarnets!

pics of her face or lying

Did you get her msn?

actually ive had my license for 18 months and havent done anything to cause an accident

and i saw her look at me but she continued to roll forward (didnt even reverse for me) and she was covering pretty much my whole lane which is why i had to stop

it wasnt a dopey mistake, it was a dangerous move on the road, especially when its raining. also earlier on today a car spun out (twice) in front of my haus but luckily didnt hit anything

my sister did the exact same thing while i was in the car with her.. i went crazy at her, lucky the person who was coming on to us saw it. my sister also did the same thing as that woman. she didn't even realise that she did something wrong.
having a near miss is one thing jim, having a near miss and not knowing about it and not learning from it is another however.

last edited by WhiteWolf at 19:36:38 19/Jun/05

and i saw her look at me but she continued to roll forward (didnt even reverse for me) and she was covering pretty much my whole lane which is why i had to stop

I thought you said in your initial post that she took out half of your lane ?

also earlier on today a car spun out (twice) in front of my haus but luckily didnt hit anything

and what do you want us to say ? the car should've spun out into your house ?

bean you are like hunter with dreads .. I can't wait till you tailpipe someone.

CSI - Middle East

well to imply my point is that i couldnt get past without going over half of the lane next to me

no im just telling another story booyah :p and how dangerous roads can be

showing her my reaction to what happened might make her think "what did i do wrong?"

edit: obes that's harsh. im a cautious driver so you might be waitin a long time

last edited by got bean at 19:40:21 19/Jun/05

lawl, it's ok bean I sometimes give you s*** but in a light hearted manner, unlike astroboy he's abit of a twit.

last edited by Booyah at 19:41:45 19/Jun/05

This thread really backfired for you, didn't it?

So what she did was inconsiderate but was it illegal? It sounded like you had plenty of time to slow down. Trucks do this all the time, they just find a space where cars can safely slow down and then block lanes as they turn.

So if it came down to it, you roadraged someone who was not breaking the law?

In actual fact you could have caused a far more serious head on collision today by moving out into the other lane like that.

Plus it was wet, you might have even flipped it or spunb out of control.

Sounds to me like you were not going at a speed suitable to the conditions.

unlike astroboy he's abit of a twit.

just a bit? That is nice of you Booyah!

I've had my license for nearly 18 _years_ and haven't done anything to cause an accident - that doesn't mean I've never done anything dumb/dopey/dangerous on the road, or however you want to argue it - so what's the point of you making that response?

dude, someone pulled out on you and was totally docile/dangerous/negligent/whatever - so you abuse them, give them the bird and then come to a forum and whinge about it while sterotyping women as you go. how cool!

what is going through your head, the mind boggles

just a bit? That is nice of you Booyah!

A bit of a twit, but a lot more like a twat.

So if it came down to it, you roadraged someone who was not breaking the law?

Actually she was braking the law by not giving way.

last edited by Booyah at 19:46:33 19/Jun/05

If she gave sufficient distance for him to stop and was stationary before he was slowing down then I doubt she was breaking the law. IE if you break down crossing a road it does not give the people on the road the right to slam into you.

actually i was going about 20km because it's a sharp turn as you can see from the pic, which is why i had time to stop. come to think of it its probably less than 10m, ill take a better estimate next time i go past
i also said i waited for the other lane to become clear before i crossed it

shad that may be trucks, but this is a car, and only visible around the corner about 10m because of pic bp sign. it's quite a trap
about it being illegal, pulling out infront of someone?

lol @ u guys that are abusing him for giving her the finger. sif u wouldnt be angry and give the finger urself if someone almost made u crash ur car.

Point noted shad.

actually i was going about 20km because it's a sharp turn as you can see from the pic

ahahaha, from now on i know to study your highly accruate ms paint drawings in more detail before making a comment.

last edited by Booyah at 19:57:09 19/Jun/05

Actually I would not do anything to fluster a driver more that may cause an accident. If I was to show dissaproval I would have done it after the situation was rectified.

ravn0s .. nup I never give the bird to strangers... not my style

Obes tracks them down and throws rocks on their roof.

^^ lol

last edited by ravn0s at 19:57:51 19/Jun/05

Nah shad I run over the children at schools in my 4wd.

You sure someone doesnt tow you over them?

My car is still a virgin when it comes to tows ... but i am sure it will need it one day.

What does abusing someone and then giving them the finger prove? That you are a f***ing idiot. Why not just let it go, people make mistakes...take your hair style for example.

last edited by Astroboy at 20:09:10 19/Jun/05

it doesnt prove anything, but how else am i to let the other driver know that she's in the wrong? stop the car, get out and tell her? okay.

edit: i know you dont think before posting astroboy, ill forgive you

last edited by got bean at 20:17:08 19/Jun/05

Astroboy, mestakes deserve some kinda recognition though, if someone accidently trod on your foot, and didn't know. what would you do? especialy if they know there on your foot. but don't do anything to fix the problem.. you would just let them sit there for a while? or would you vent a little?

before you point it out.. yes, it doesn't make sense for someone to not know they are on your foot.. and know at the same time, say they didn't realise it was hurting you, but realised where their foot was.

edit : f***ING POST LIMITER!

last edited by WhiteWolf at 20:19:41 19/Jun/05

But your high detail picture and how you talk in a "I cant believe someone did that" sort of way. It is obvious she did something wrong, I'm sure she was more than aware that she did something wrong. She is in the middle of the road ffs with a car coming at her and you think you know exactly what she was thinking by "the look on her face".

Man look how much she really did put you through, You;
1) had to change your course a few metres.
2) HAD TO POST A THREAD ON QGL!

Edit: If they know they are in the wrong why act like a f***ing idiot, the mistake has been made. Yelling at them and venting isnt going to change a single thing. Maybe make a little man that works at coles feel a bit bigger for the day


last edited by Astroboy at 20:21:57 19/Jun/05

1, notices "screetch" on the diagram. sounds like it was a near collision.
2, she didn't do anything to rectify the situation.
3, for once, i agree with got bean, still reckon you looked like a girl in thoes jimmy jams... :P

lling at them and venting isnt going to change a single thing

because keeping it all bottled inside is alot better than venting at some random?

i can't belive your taking this so seriously astroboy, i mean, he yelled at her. what the hell is the problem, she did something stupid, he told her off as such, why is this a "thou shalt bottle all anger towards other motorists because stupidity is generaly accepted?"

last edited by WhiteWolf at 20:25:16 19/Jun/05

she wasnt aware she did something wrong, i was stopped and she signalled for me to pass her when i obviously couldnt. her face looked like 'omg why arent you moving'.. whats wrong with that?

yes i had to change my course a few metres wow, but alas it also made me think how f***ing stupid are drivers sometimes, when driving is one of the most dangerous things you do in your life.

edit: my pjs are awesome :)
edit2: are you stupid astroboy.. half the point of this thread is me saying she had no idea she was in the wrong so this comment "If they know they are in the wrong why act like a f***ing idiot, the mistake has been made. Yelling at them and venting isnt going to change a single thing. Maybe make a little man that works at coles feel a bit bigger for the day " makes no sense

last edited by got bean at 20:23:57 19/Jun/05

last edited by got bean at 20:25:46 19/Jun/05

i was stopped and she signalled for me to pass her when i obviously couldnt.

How did you pass her then if you couldnt and if she didnt move back?

1, notices "screetch" on the diagram. sounds like it was a near collision.

Sliding for ages!!! Seeing bean saw her in enough time AND was only doing 20km/h

Edit:

How the f*** did you know she thought she did nothing wrong. OH YEAH! The look on her face!

last edited by Astroboy at 20:27:57 19/Jun/05

actually it wasnt a screech i just added that in for effect, plus no real way of showing that i had to brake. dont let that comment fool you i still had to brake quickly though

sigh astroboy, it might help reading the thread before showing your stupidity by your worthless comments. f***ing idiot

edit: f*** you are a stupid dick. read dumbass

last edited by got bean at 20:28:43 19/Jun/05

last edited by got bean at 20:30:02 19/Jun/05

Sliding for ages!!! Seeing bean saw her in enough time AND was only doing 20km/h

if anything that just means it was very close. i mean, an accident at any speed is enough to s*** you.

don't know why im defending bean though. oh, wait, yeah, cause my sister did the exact f***ing same thing.(except there was enough room for the guy to go on the gutter to get out of the way.) AND SHE DIDN'T EVEN REALISE IT HAPPEND while i was in the passenger gripping on the seat ready for the crunch. because saying "whoa/stop/look out/ car coming" is "critisizing my driving, so im just going to do it anyway"... stupid females.

Astroboy wins the dumb award. yipee!

Who's bandwagon should i jump on:

- Astroboy flaming of bean

- Bean's flaming of astroboy



I know, you're both gronks.

I've seen plenty of men overshoot the stop line and come to rest in the middle of the lane I'm travelling in.

Because when they see u coming they get a fright and forget to stop.

last edited by ravn0s at 20:37:08 19/Jun/05

That sill doesn't change the fact

Men > Women when driving.

men > Woman > Asian > Asian Women

I hear women dont need to look for oncoming traffic when turning at intersections, confirm/deny...

http://users.on.net/scuzzy/crash/

Obes > this thread > bean > astroboy.

you still made the thread tho Astro lol.

Speaking of women

/cue picture of Bean in his "jarmies"




BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOLD!

im teaching my gf to drive

hilarity ensues

I thought NF already knows how to drive

^^ heh

you should have got her number bean rather than abusing her you might have got some lovin

she probably isnt a lesbian though

ohh bean what were you thinking when you published that picture of you in pjs??

that's just it, I don't think he was thinking :p

before i got my licence i always thought people were just being racist when they say asians are s*** drivers but its true :( i hate driving though sunnybank but i have to do it so much :(

oh yeh shopping centres in Sunnybank are the most hazardous places. Old women backing out or trying to park in their BMWs and Mercs.

i can drive okay.. sometimes!
cept today i found it hard to see the lines on the road as the sun was going down and it was raining there was alot of shinyness on the road. but meh.

Needs more one liners like astroboys and ravons.

Oh dear, I'm having flashbacks: http://qgl.ausforums.com/?agn=thread&id=2240291 , somebody complaining and nobody caring. Would you like some cheese with your whine?

sigh astroboy, it might help reading the thread before showing your stupidity by your worthless comments. f***ing idiot

Sigh, it would have been good if you had made a concise, accurate statement to begin with so you wouldn't have to turn on Astroboy to defend yourself...

last edited by Crizane Tribal at 04:59:29 20/Jun/05

What I have learnt from road rage -

Some truckies can punch reasonably hard. Harder than me.

What I have learnt from this thread - Astroboy and Whitewolf should hook up

What I can safely assume - In the event of bean being in a road rage incident, those dreads will make an excellent point of grip for someones left.

A few years ago I was in the passenger seat of my girlfriend at the times car. We were driving along gympie road and pulled up at a set of lights in the right hand lane. The road was 3 lanes each way in this section. When the light went green we took off and in crossing the intersection she moved from the right lane to the middle lane. Unaware of this, my girlfriend began yelling abuse at the guy in front wh had 'cut her off'. I pointed out to her that she had just changed lanes and was in the wrong. She then panicked and took both hands off the wheel, leaned over and grabbed my arm. I took steering wheel and guided the car until she calmed down some. Was quite scary.

Another time we were driving back from the sunny coast late one night traveling about 130km/h. My girlfriend (same one) decided that her right leg was getting tired from holding the accelerator down (automatic) and that she'd use her left. In the process of changing feet she managed to hit the brake pedal quite hard. I think I have blocked out the specific details of what the car did but once again it was quite scary.

Needless to say that relationship only lasted about 6 months, the stress was cuasing me to get too much grey hair :)

P.s. In the first situation I could understannd her accidently changing lanes (kinda) it was the taking the hands off the steering wheel bit which really got me.

Edit: I'm not saying that all women drivers are bad, but this onw sure was. Also, there are some shocking male drivers as well. Usually the ones who consider themselves 'skilled' in the area and drive at high speeds taking unnecessary risks because you know, they 'know their car's limits'.

last edited by Yarris at 10:14:05 20/Jun/05

I came up to a round-a-boot, entered it and was proceeding straight through it when a GUY (OMG!! A MANS) came rip snorting into it, failed to give way to me and luckily I managed to stop before he became impregnanted on my bonnet.

I then waved to him to let him go through since I couldn't move, he wound down the window and yelled at he was really sorry.

Moral of the story 1: Don't sterotype a certain driver out of a handful of experiences with them. Stereotypes are usually wrong. At a safe bet, I've seen more drivers being males aged 18-22 than I have seen any other demographic making mistakes on the road.

Moral of the story 2: Road rage is unnecessary, being nice about someone making a mistake is a better thing to do than give them the bird.

http://img145.echo.cx/img145/380/infionbeancar9bk.jpg

i once ripped up my handbrake along side this asian person on mains road. he shat himself.


and then on the way back from bubble tea, these 2 people in the car, the driver had his window down. so i launched this pearl into their car, and it splattered into thier passenger window, luckily the light went green :D



if you know what bubble tea is and what pearls are, you'd know what i'm talking about. you can launch those pearls an easy 15 metres.

I was once driving along Logan Road doing an easy 60km/h

In front of me was a tradie in a ute, also doing 60km/h

In front of him were two asians in an Excel, who decided to go from 60km/h to 0km/h in front of a green light.



Hilarity and brake lock-ups insued.

Also:

A few years ago I was in the passenger seat of my girlfriend at the times car.

No offense, but your ex-girlfriend sounds like a bit of a moron.

20km/h is enough to cause enough damage to these plastic pieces of s*** on the road.
My car rolled into the back of a lancer after a handbrake failure at about 3-4kph and did over $2k worth of damage.

Jim what's going through your head!?

Women can't drive, the generalization is well justified. Sure, some women can drive, maybe you know a lot of them, but by and large they cant drive for s***!

I mean just on these forums, take Kat for example, that idiot has run up someones ass THREE times!!

There is no excuse for dumb s*** on the road, i cant stand it. GW bean

take Kat for example, that idiot has run up someones ass THREE times!!

So, anybody going to post the obvious joke derived from that comment?

So, anybody going to post the obvious joke derived from that comment?

ok,

"Kat"