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Topic: Only in Nigera...
Hunter
Posts: 1914
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Apparently in Nigeria they arrest cows.
NIGERIAN police have arrested a cow that killed a bus driver who was urinating on a highway, a police spokesman said.
The horned African cow, which was wandering stray in the Ojo district of Nigeria's biggest city Lagos, also injured several bystanders after killing the man.
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Fireblood
Posts: 7184
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
What the....

it even says the cows being detained at the station! :|
Goody
Posts: 1171
Location: Other International
They are waiting for the spit to be brought in from a neighbouring villiage :)

Eds
Posts: 7473
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Im waiting for the video release

Hunters mum does nigeria.
Merlyn
Posts: 414
Location: Other International
Coming Soon - The Latest Nigerian Scam Letter

Dear sir/ma'am
My name Iwanna Ripuoff and i pleade my case to you. My cow was recently imprisoned for a crime it didn't commit. "Bessy" has been saving her milk money and now has aproximatly $40 million in hiding and all i need is a foreign account to transfer it to .......
natslovR
Posts: 4402
Location: Canberra, Australian Capital Territory
British law use to try animals too. it's nothing new.
HERMITech
Posts: 2384
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Same but different..

Aren't American Corporations recognisd as having the same rights as a human?
Booyah
Posts: 3761
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
I bet ya the fat ugly cow will come out before corby will.
shad
Posts: 1103
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Nigeria please.
eu4ia
Posts: 561
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Headline: "Judge sentences cow to execution by maccas staff." Go ahead punk, make my happy meal.
poop
Posts: 34
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Don't they sacrifice cows in Nigeria all the time? I reckon its justice for the cows. It should be entitled to make at least 5 more Kills.
Khel
Posts: 10002
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
I dunno about cows, but they sure do have a lot of deposed princes and princesses.
cs_master
Posts: 29
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Dear Friend,
I am Mr TINUBU VOCA, the director in charge of auditing and accounting section
of Bank of Africa ouaga-burkina faso in west Africa with due respect and
regards.I have decided to contact you on a business transaction that will
be very beneficial to both of us at the end of the
transaction.

During our investigation and audting in the bank, my department came across
a very huge sum of money belonging to a deceased person, a bus driver who
was killed by cow on june 2005 and the fund has been dormant in
his account with the bank without any claim of the fund in our custody either
from his family or relation before our discovery to this development.

Although personally, I kept this information secret within myself and partners
to enable the whole plans and idea be profitable and successful during the
time of execution.The amount involved is USD$14m (fourtheen million united
states dollars). As it may intrest you to know, I got your impressive information
through an international business equiry on internet.I beleive you will
be viable and capable to champion a business of such magnitude without any
problem.

Meanwhile all the whole arrangement to put claim over this fund as the bonafide
next of kin to the deceased, get the required approval and transfer this
money to a foriegn account has been put in place and
directives/needed information will be relayed to you as soon as you indicate
your intrest and willingness to assist us and also benefit your self to
this great business opportunity.

In fact I could have done this deal alone but because of my position in
this country as a civil servant,we are not allowed to operate a foriegn
account and would eventually raise an eye brow on my side during the time
of transfer because I work in this bank.

This is the actual reason why it will require a second party or fellow

who will forward claims as the next of kin with affidavit of trust of Oath
to the bank and also present a foriegn account where he will need the money
to be re-transfered into on his request as it may be, after due verification
and clarification to designated bank account. I will not fail to inform
you that this transaction is 100% risk free.

On smoth conclusion of this transaction, you will be entitled to 30% of
the total sum as gratification, while 10% will be set aside to take care
of expenses that may arise during the time of transfer such as telephone
bills ets, while 60% will be for me and my partners.

Please,you have been adviced to keep top secret as we are still in service
and intend to retire from service after we conclude this deal with you.
I will be monitoring the whole situation here in the bank until you confirm
the money in your account and ask us to come down to your country for subsequent
sharing of the fund according to percentages previously indicated and further
investment,either in your country or any other country you may advice us
to invest in.

All other necessary information will be sent to you when I hear from you.I
suggest you get back to me as soon as possible stating your wish in this
deal.

Yours faithfully,
Mr TINUBU VOCA.
scooby
Posts: 2631
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
wassup my nigera
mission
Posts: 2364
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Same but different..

Aren't American Corporations recognisd as having the same rights as a human?


Same as Australia. They can get done for criminal activity and torts etc. Only thing is you can't put a company in the slammer so they hit em with nasty big fines.
Reverend Evil
Posts: 11515
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
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