Dispatcher: Sheriff's department, how can I help you?

Woman: Yeah, I'm over here . . . I'm over here at Burger King right here in San Clemente.*

Dispatcher: Uh-huh.

Woman: Um, no, not San Clemente; I'm sorry, I live in San Clemente. I'm in Laguna Niguel, I think, that's where I'm at.

Dispatcher: Uh-huh.

Woman: I'm at a drive-through right now.

Dispatcher: Uh-huh.

Woman: I went . . . I ordered my food three times. They're mopping the floor inside, and I understand they're busy . . . they're not even busy, okay, I've been the only car here. I asked them four different times to make me a Western Barbeque Burger. Okay, they keep giving me a hamburger with lettuce, tomato, and cheese, onions, and I said, "I'm not leaving . . ."

Dispatcher: Uh-huh.

Woman: I want a Western Burger because I just got my kids from Tae Kwon Do, they're hungry, I'm on my way home, and I live in San Clemente.

Dispatcher: Uh-huh.

Woman: Okay . . . she said, she gave me another hamburger; it's wrong. I said four times, I said, "I want it to go. Can you go out and park in front?" I said, "No, I want my hamburger right." So then the . . . the lady came to the manager. She . . . well whoever she is, she came up and she said, um, she said, um, "Do you want your money back?" And I said, "No, I want my hamburger. My kids are hungry and I have to jump on that toll freeway." I said, "I am not leaving this spot," and I said, "I will call the police," because I want my Western Burger done right! Now is that so hard?

Dispatcher: Okay, what exactly is it you want us to do for you?

Woman: I . . . send an officer down here. I . . . I want them to make me . . .

Dispatcher: Ma'am, we're not gonna go down there and enforce your Western Bacon Cheeseburger.

Woman: What am I supposed to do?

Dispatcher: This is . . . this is between you and the manager. We're not gonna go and enforce how to make a hamburger; that's not a criminal issue. There's . . . there's nothing criminal there.

Woman: So I just stand here . . . so I just sit here and [block]?

Dispatcher: You . . . you need to calmly and rationally speak to the manager and figure out what to do between you.

Woman: She did come up, and I said, "Can I please have my Western Burger?" She . . . she said, "I'm not dealing with it," and she walked away. Because they're mopping the floor, and it's also the fact that they don't want to . . . they don't want to go through there . . . and . . . and . . .

Dispatcher: Ma'am, then I suggest you get your money back and go somewhere else. This is . . . this is not a criminal issue. We can't go out there and make them make you a cheeseburger the way you want it.

Woman: Well . . . that is . . . that . . . you're supposed to be here to protect me.

Dispatcher: Well, what are we protecting you from, a wrong cheeseburger?

Woman: No . . .

Dispatcher: Is this like . . . is this a harmful cheeseburger or something? I don't understand what you want us to do.

Woman: Just come down here. I'm not . . . I'm not leaving.

Dispatcher: No ma'am, I'm not sending the deputies down there over a cheeseburger. You need to go in there and act like an adult and either get your money back or go home.

Woman: She is not acting like an adult herself! I'm sitting here in my car; I just want them to make my kids a . . . a Western Burger.

Dispatcher: Ma'am, this is what I suggest: I suggest you get your money back from the manager and you go on your way home.

Woman: Okay.

Dispatcher: Okay? Bye-bye.


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fascinating!
i called the cops on monday nite

downtown annerley and some local street thugs were chasing some dude and he decided to hide on our verandah at like 11:45 at nite

i got petal to tell him to leave (i was hiding under a blanket in the spare room at the time) and he begged us to call teh cops

so we did

then we went to bed

dunno who any of em were, but the nice po-lice sorted it all for us

asif send you wife out you f***ing pussy

There was one on good morning America the other morning, hopefully someone knows the link

Dispatcher: What is your emergency?
Guy: There is a motorbike accident on the corner of .....
Dispatcher: Is this some sort of joke?
Guy: no, he is seriously hurt...
Dispatcher: Meh, too bad
*Hangs up*

Dispatcher got 15 days suspension and the dude from the crash died

Is that where he was hiding.

Me and me mates couldn't find him :(

That was s*** [original one], spook's story was better.

[edit]

Dispatcher got 15 days suspension and the dude from the crash died

You'd think that a dispatcher should have some sort of duty of care there, and for deliberately hanging up on someone for a serious accident that resulted in someones death (possibly because of it?) should be put in jail.

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asif send you wife out you f***ing pussy

asif im going to risk my own life

heh, mission we reckon it was some guys from the next street up from yours (the other side of us) in the units on the right hand side

ive seen some well dodgy people hanging around there

ive noticed some of our street signs have been uprooted again

I have actually been to San Clamente a few times, its a beautiful part of the OC along the coast there.

That woman would have been a rich f***ing whore in a porsche cayenne loaded up with brats, who is used to getting everything her own way. Yay for BugerKing for sticking it to that slag.

AWESOME !!

Link to .wma

also, she didn't call 911, she called the sherif's dept.

ive noticed some of our street signs have been uprooted again

Yeah I noticed one on the corner of the street you're refering to and Ivanhoe (I think that's right, the small street that runs parallel between Ipswich and Annerley rds).

How the hell do you pull a street sign out of the ground?

gang powa

I used to live on the corner of Taunton and Oakwood Street

car with a bull bar, pull up to it, softly nudge it, about 5km/10km and bobs your uncle.

i live near a new estate, ive seen it done plenty of times.

Sounds like a hoot.

spook thats a pussy act!

i bet she had personalised plates too! God I hate those upper class people.

look she's wearing a belt!

How the hell do you pull a street sign out of the ground?

Some aren't cemented in there, rather the base is but the pole can be pulled out easily.

God I hate those upper class people.

But they're not part of society... because society is f***ed up

There was one on good morning America the other morning, hopefully someone knows the link

Yeah that's pretty f***ed up.

The news report: http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/news/4309759/detail.html
The police report: http://www.state.ct.us/dps/dpspio/archives/march%202005/03-22-05peasley.pdf
The petition to give the cop what he deserves: http://www.petitiononline.com/Peasley/petition.html
/OCAU.mc

Dispatcher: Hello 911. Whats your emergency?
Caller: Mass thread derail over in one of kat's threads.
Dispatcher: OH DEAR GOD

more like

Dispatcher: Hello 911. Whats your emergency?
Caller: Kat thread
Dispatcher: OH DEAR GOD


am i rite?

Dispatcher: Hello 911. Whats your emergency?
Caller: I like big butts, and I cannot lie...
Dispatcher: OH DEAR GOD YES!!

Wiggum: No, you've got the wrong number, this is 91.... 2.

hello operator.. give me the number for 911

I thought this thread was going to be about 9/11.

Comming to think of it i never linked 911 with 9/11 until just then.

oooh I love chat logs

Wiggum: No, you've got the wrong number, this is 91.... 2.

Which, according to the Stonecutters, is the real number!@!@

But the stonecutters were disbanded noob.