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Topic: Joke
HERMITech
Posts: 904
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

Actual Australian Court Docket 12659 - Case of the Pregnant Lady

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. the man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing. She complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 yrs. old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, " Well your honour, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce swelling", and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, " Williams Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself. But your Honour, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, " Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."

"CASE DISMISSED!!"
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Loki
Posts: 4185
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Hahahahaha that's gold, I like it :)
Opec
Posts: 1362
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
haha very nice
WetWired
Posts: 19
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
funny, but I highly doubt it's "actual" court details
Reverend Evil
Posts: 7246
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
Haha, excellent.
spidz
Posts: 3106
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

evis
Posts: 389
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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last edited by evis at 15:39:40 27/Feb/04
ravn0s
Posts: 792
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

haha n1
eK
Posts: 6942
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

hahaha, gold!
z0r
Posts: 257
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
funny, but arrested for laughing at someone? s***e, they'd beter put almost EVERY qgl member in chains. pity some of us would enjoy it.
*looks at evis*
HERMITech
Posts: 906
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

mmMMmm chains....
Deathwalker
Posts: 2028
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
haha, i like it
épic™
Posts: 649
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
hehehe :D
fade
Posts: 1077
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
must i be the first to say old?
Wasabi
Posts: 274
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
wtf. Not to everyone.
CSIRAC
Posts: 655
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
As if you would get arrested for laughing at a prego. pfft, that made it so unfunny.
Superform
Posts: 1153
Location: Cairns, Queensland
he should be arrested for such a lame joke
Tanaka Khan
Posts: 71
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Brought a smile to my face :)
HeardY
Posts: 9899
Location: Sydney, New South Wales
hehe tops :)
Khel
Posts: 6996
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
Hehe, I doubt its an actual australian court ticket, I've heard that same joke in quite a few different forms. Still funny though :)
Skitza
Posts: 5101
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Haha I chuckled
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