http://home.earthlink.net/~atawmic123/aol.txt

old? blow me.

/me starts blowing.

HAARRRRRR!!!!!

thank you fou wasting 5 mins of my life :P

going limp...

God damn, lol funny except for some of the dirty cyber s***.

i skimmed through the dirty talk:/

hehe. amusing.

haha that was my best read in a long time

You need a sense of humour to understand it.

HAHAHAHAH that was CLASSIC!

Boy: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.

the laughs begin from there :)

Boy: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
Best bit

rest was lame
and probably fake...

omg. that was hilarious nice one

ahah, that was some funny stuff :)

i laughed my arse off.

omfg that is funny :D

hahahahaha

very clever

most likely fake, but undeniably witty.

Girl: I've lost weight since then.
Boy: I hope so

haha I actually choked on that
HARRRRR!!!!

Hahahahahah! that's very f***ing funny!

Gold. I loved it.

i knew you would :)

eh? it only go funnier.
started off funny, got funnier, then f***ing gold at the end!

lol

where did you people find that! that was a PRIVATE CONVERSATION!

lol

thank you fou wasting 5 mins of my life :P

You read too slow then :P

that was a PIRATE PRIVATE CONVERSATION!

ROFLMAO

That's some funny-ass s***. So far that's the best thing I've seen this morning.

8-)

h0r h0r h0r

Supreme: hey man how r ya
Splat: good
Splat: wanna cyber?
Supreme: no
Splat: whenever i go limp....
Supreme: wtf
Splat: ive got a fetish with pirates
Supreme: omg man
Supreme thats dirty
Supreme: lol]
Splat: yeah i know
Splat: come on
Splat: cyuber with me!
Splat: i want you to pretenbd to be a pirate
Splat: say haaaarrr
Supreme: hahahaha
Splat: no im serious
Splat: can you say it please!
Supreme: no
Splat: aw come on
Splat: i got a fetish with turkeys too man
Splat: im on the run from the cops :(
Supreme: hahahahah
Splat: man im serious :(
Splat: they are after me
Supreme: lol maby itss time to stop malesting pirates and turkeys then
Splat: no, i WANT to have sex with a pirate

your a sick, sick boy Josh

JOSHHHHHHHHHHHH
HARRRGH

http://www.ecani.com/vi/pirates.htm for all ure pirate needs also,

they call this pirate dildo a pistol for some reason?

http://members.optushome.com.au/jaadam/gun1.gif

lol looks like fun, by the way Unblock me Josh :(

argh

why did i block you again?

meh

haha yeah nice one!

HUH... 5 blue vodka cruisers does nothing to you............

funniest s*** ever was the night i skulled 5 blue vodka cruisers cordial... and showed how weak i am.

^ lol ^

hahahaha pussy

well i had NO IDEA that you were referring to the colour of your s*** ... why the f*** would i :S

when you kept saying s***, i thought u were saying "stuff"

"agb" .. never heard of it ... might have helped :D

i think its mainly that ppl dont want to understand something like that, f***en sick bastard

agb = after grog bog

i bet imitation is the sort of person who says stuff like

"I just farted, eheh, it smells bad."
"Brb, taking a s***"

to ppl mid-conversion on the net or something

I drank them, and then my s*** was green the next morning

It's true, I have seen the photos.

I think the funniest part is how you drank vodka cruisers, and then you drank VB.

Pretty gay combo.

wanker

imitation wins.

I have an anecdote to add. My cousin, as a baby, was very spoilt by his parents. They imported canned baby food from the USA for him because they wanted only the best for him. But due to the high iron content of the food, the kid was s***ting green turds. My family made references to him s***ting american dollars - cos american dollars are green.
OK I guess it's only funny if you understand how f***ed my family are.

After a night on goon I spewed up bright red stuff. Now that was scary :P

A unit actually. It was just a phase I went through. I was bewildered by $10 for 4L of wine, so cheap to get drunk.

How all I can stand is Makers' Mark Bourbon and Jack Daniels.

so says the guy with his penis marks in his sig.

??? there wasnt any penis parks in my sig, they were just specs

The best yak I ever had was on red goon too. I had been eating only those gummy glucose lollies, like snakes and stuff all night, and a few litres of the cheap red stuff. I had one yak in the bushes of this party, then another on the way to the city. The yak was nice and tasted like lollies. But I was covered in half digested candy and goon, so I jumped into the fountain at King George Square, then proceeded to go to the lan gaming centre on adelaide street. What a sweet night that was.

We'll have to hook up sometime teen ;)

i have to agree with threx there

10 minutes of my life u wasted because im dum and cant read LOL