Got this one sent to me via e mail


Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father
sat him down for a little fireside chat. He says "Jack,
let me tell you something.

On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother, and said, 'Here honey,try these on.' So, she did and said, 'Well sweetie little too big, I can't wear them.' So I replied,...Exactly.
Ever since that night we have never had any problems."

"Hmmm," says Jack. He thinks that might be a goodthing to try. So, on his honeymoon Jack takes off his pants
and says to Jill, "Here babe, try these on." So she does and says, "These are too large, they don't fit me."
So Jack says, "...Exactly. I wear the pants in this family
and I always will, and I don't want you to ever forget that."

Then Jill takes off her pants and hands them to Jack and says, Here, you try on mine." So he does and says, "I can't even getinto your pants.
" So Jill says,"...Exactly.
And if you don't change your f*cking attitude, you never will."

Haha

typical new age relationship s*** =)

jack and jill went up the hill
to fetch a pale of water
jill forgot to take the pill
and came back with a daughter

i swear i read that joke over 2 weeks ago.

http://www.trayne.com/images/timeline.gif

you read that joke 2 weeks ago or you just want to show off your fancy new picture? :)

yer i read it a while back also!!

Can i say i did too, although i didn't? I think it would make me sound kewl.

i carnt reed