TOP 10 THINGS TO SAY IF YOU'RE CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK:

10. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.

9. This is a fifteen-minute Power-Nap they raved about in
that time management course you sent me to.

8. Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably
got here just in time!

7. I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement
and envisioning a new paradigm.

6. I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.

5. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve
work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people
who practice yoga?

4. Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a
solution to our biggest problem.

3. The coffee machine is broken....

2. Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot....

And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at
your desk:

1. ...In Jesus' name, Amen.

dont forget the there was a fly in my eye and i was trying to sufficate it

Ahahaha :)

heheheheheheheh

Koopz ya gonna get in touble not being original

tsk tsk

0:)

who me?

No. 1:

"sif i was sleeping you lying fagboss"

i thought it would have been
s*** sorry must have dozed off

same