CS 1.7 INFO!!!!!

(i got all this from a secret source inside valve...)

Maps

There will be 8 new versions of de_dust as well as 4 updated maps of de_aztec. All other maps (except these) are going to be deleted from CS because a valve survey revealed no-body likes them.

There will however be a twist to some of the objectives.

* For instance on one de_dust map the terrorists must find the hostages and blow them up.
* De_aztec4 contains goats at random points around the map... cts must find a male/female pair and successfully get them to breed chickens.
* At this stage, a beta map cs_dust12 may also be released in which cts man anti-aircraft guns at a giant skyscraper in the middle of the map... t's start at the airport.

Walking

Walking has been taken completely out of the 1.7 vers. Instead players will be able to skip.
This will enable you to actually move faster than a run but at a cost of making more noise and looking really gay. Rumour is this will make 1.7 a big hit with the 7-12 female demographic.

Jumping

Bunny-hopping is back due to popular demand. The clever sausages at valve have updated it however so that when u start to jump... you change to a rabbit skin and are unable to fire a weapon. You will also only be able to jump backwards.

Weapons

Three new weapons are being released....

Rabbit-seeking missle: to counter for the fact that rabbits bouncing around will be hard to shoot. A hand-held rocket launcher has been included which homes-in on and eradicates the nearest bouncing rabbit in an explosion of blood and guts (it really tastes like chicken honest).

Pea-shooter: this really cool weapon comes with a supply of 12 peas. Initially dismissed by some as a noob weapon, in the right hands a player can accurately cause a nasty sting and if really lucky take some-ones eye out (or so my pre-school teacher used to say)

Thermo-nuclear device: whilst expensive this device can be detonated from spawn and take out the other team before they've had a chance to move (note: it will take out you're team too and make the next map radioactive but is well worth it... even if you do re-spawn with two heads).

Anti-cheats

Anti-cheats have been scrapped for 1.7 as it was deemed to hard.

New Ownership of Valve

Along with 1.7 will come an announcement that valve have been bought out by a company called OGC Inc.
It has been stated that this takeover has nothing whatsover to do with the new anti-cheat policy (or lack of).

Fixes

* The golden lasso from 1.6 has been fixed so that now wonderwoman can force people to tell the truth as well as tie them up.
* The invisible chickens and cows have been removed
* Everytime batman gets excited he tells robin '...to the batmobile!'
* Santa-clause is not real in 1.7 but may make a comeback in 1.8
* The ability to plant the C4 whilst singing and dancing to a polka has been fixed
* Shooting 'the wiggles' now earns your team money instead of penalising you
* The naked hosties on cs_dust5 are no longer lesbians
* Bosley is really Charlie (he fooled the angels with a ventrilloquist act)
* The 'Osama' skin no longer causes you to run and hide in a cave
* When u type 'go go gadget...' it now works (penny is such a babe)

Release Date

1.7 is currently scheduled for beta-release at the third total eclipse of the sun when mars is in retrograde but before pluto and neptune get together for drinks.

i downloaded a beta version of this. they still havent fixed some of the hitboxes

lol lol roffle mao

yes hitboxes need fixing....

rumours are that they are going to make the head one bigger so people can say 'wow i rock at 1.7'.

hehe, crazy halflife

LMAO!

;-p

lol roffle mao

update on 1.7!!!!

yes... there is also going to be a special edition retail version

which has a bonus mod called 'kfc'...

an awesome mod in which u play on either the colonel sanders team or the chickens. the sanders team run around with deepfryers whilst the chickens counterattack by bending over and firing eggs at high velocities.

needless to say this spec. retail vers. (retails $189.99) will need to be upgraded to 1.7...

you will need to dowload...

* an instruction manual for downloading
* a translation manual to understand the instructions
* hl 1.0012-1.0013
* hl 1.0013 missing retail fixes
* cs 1.6-1.7
* pics of britney spears
* cs 1.7 missing map pack
* hl 1.0013 mod-retail conversion
* cs 0.069 spec. edition
* some cooking recipes
* cs 1.7 spec missing skins
* d/l manager beta v.3.4

note: porn not included