When you take a borris and wipe, do you fold or scrunch the toilet paper?

I'd like to wipe this thread.

(ps first post...yay)

pffft why would you wanna know that

you didn't answer,

fold

fold

eat

sif fold.. fold is for chicks.
i am too lazy to fold.
i am too lazy to wipe.. u know what that means ! :P

no, i don't

nor do i want to

toilet paper???
paper
u wipe your ass with paper

isnt that what hands are for
????

Half and half.
Nice try at humouring the current range of threads teen :P

yay someone picked it up.

I'm a bit of both too.

But total folding is a bit feminine, imo.

half/half

w00t

Teh funny has left the building....

seat

When you take a borris

hahahahahha, iv never heard it put that way :)

eat

ahahah u s*** eater

oh and note to everyone
DO NOT SIT NEXT TO MORGISH AT QGL HE DOESNT WIPE

just let your pants do the wiping eh morgs?

i would be supprised if he even got up to go to the toilet in the first place after reading that...

Well, folding is kinda useful if you're running very very low on tp.
Else a nice big crumpled wad would be the way to go.

depends what mood im in,

I used to scrunch, but now I fold... well I kinda fold, its not very refined folding method :P

So no paper cranes, paper flowers, whatever piece of origami to wipe with then I guess :)

Call it the Zen of butt-wiping.
First, meditate upon the paper....
Focus on it... Its being, its existance...
Now focus on yourself, conteplate your motives, realise that your butt needs to be wiped...
Now, fold the paper which you have meditated upon. Follow the instructions from your favourite origami book.
Pausing to contemplate each fold.
Carefully meditate on the fact that your butt will be that little bit cleaner after you wiped.
With a controlled stroke, wipe.
Repeat from the very begining. Pausing each time to contemplate your actions and how it will bring you closer to cleanliness.
Enjoy your new state of cleanliness...

:)

Teh funny has left the building....

As usuall scuzzy is spot on. Don't bother, it goes without saying that these topics are of no importance to anyone, they aint funny and whats more what you do with your toilet paper is your own business and is a topic that can be left alone happily and never mind, being left as such.

fish, what if you're mind is other-wise oriented, like so many human's minds are, and you accidentally follow the instructions from your favourite kochigami (sp?) book?

you'll end up using some fiendish device on your genitals, and you'll be more dirty than clean.

You're a sick f*** druid :P

Well, it wouldn't be the Zen of butt wiping then. It'll just be the next genre of porn.

Depends on the mood

what if u have one of those b'day things? (u know, the little things that actually wash ur ass)

i juss rip da fuka off the roll and swipe it and it registers so i then deposit it in the bank

why fold the thing if your just whiping your arse with it? if you want to fold paper, do origami (sp?)

good point there rhomel

In japan you had the option of doing nether....and warm jet of water from behind you jetting over your ass, not up into it.

I never did it though

I can just imagine the potential for mischief with such a device :P

Like spraying plaster, or the pepper spray used in riot control.

Lol.... I always wanted to try one of those... :P

I use one square of toilet paper, wipe my ass then lick it up, and reuse it. So i save and toilet paper costs

buts hows ur general hygene acetame?

Sounds ok so far!

Heh, how about this... Take a long (and then i do mean really long) wipe, then fax the long piece of paper to tel$tra... Oh, for extra fun, make it a loop so that it faxes forever ;)

That IS an excellent idea!!! Or even better, put in an envelope and send it to them!!!!

lol good one fish

yeah you don't wanna dirty your fax machine

Fish - I just realized what your sig is :P lol...I'm sad....

gay sad or just sad?

Take a long (and then i do mean really long) wipe, then fax the long piece of paper to tel$tra....

Or just mail it to then.

You're in love with me aren't you....

Or even better, put in an envelope and send it to them!!!!

that can be done after you are sure that their fax is out of paper ;>

I just realized what your sig is :P lol...I'm sad....

Hahah, what did you think it was?

I didn't know what it was... thats the point.. never really took any notice, til I realized its a fish :P

Heh, I used to play at cybercafe using that as my name... And i'll hear this when ever I killed this one guy too many times, "Who's that f%*@ing pointy brackets guy?!" Too them about 2-3 weeks to realise that it's ment ot be a fish :P

Hahahha... thats pretty cool man :)

fold

Take a long (and then i do mean really long) wipe, then fax the long piece of paper to tel$tra....

Better yet, print the paper first with a fullsize picture of ziggy, then wipe then send it to them

Just use your telstra bill (if you are unlucky/gay enough to be with them) as toilet paper, then send it back to them.. :)

i do both, scrunch and fold....

does anyone look at their...ahem before flushing? not that i do

Lets all get together outside the telstra building and throw poo at it ?

Maybe we should have a servey at qgl outside the toilets. WHenever you go, you have to answer to a person (prolly a CS player would be a good choice) outside the toilet, whether you scrunched or folded :P

Cs players would say lick

Hahaha...

I use the "Three Sea Shells" technique.... (Demolition Man)

Lol... I never did get that... damn Linina Huxley is hot :)

I'm a scruncher, I pull the first piece and *floooooosH* then stop it, rip it, scrunch it, wipe it.

Okay, do you stand or sit? Not for peeing but for wiping. :/

I sit but Moo stands (!!!???!) wtf is up with that?

HUH???????????