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Topic: 70 minute Phantom Menace Review
WetWired
Posts: 4480
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

Part 1 of 7!

I've watched the first one and so far it's pretty funny


...kevin bacon
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hardware
Posts: 6099
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
lol at prota-GON-ist
otherwise an ok watch if you're bored
thermite
Posts: 3447
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
I'm up to number 4, it's been awesome so far, the guys voice wierded me out at first but you soon realise that is the point. He makes some really good arguments too.
ravn0s
Posts: 8935
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
watched 2 mins then stopped it cause his voice was so f***ing irritating.
thermite
Posts: 3448
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Hehe that was really great, I was planning on watching all six movies again, but I think that will have to do for ep 1.
eXemplar
Posts: 2345
Location:
Haha, the editing is great for lolz. Wouldn't watch again, a++
3dee
Posts: 4833
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
I got about 4 mins in and it stopped playing, while still counting time.. Maybe it's the iPhone version
`ViPER`
Posts: 1768
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
f***y funny stuff, surely will be blocked by the net filter.
imitation
Posts: 3163
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
I liked; watched first two before had better s*** to do
Spook
Posts: 27336
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
f***ing awesome.

im going to watch them all!
groganus
Posts: 843
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
gets a little weird in the second one... especially the basement scene and the end.
Dazhel
Posts: 628
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
Hehe, funny stuff in places. It warms up towards the 3rd & 4th one then gets all serious in the final ones.

Reverend Evil™
Posts: 17094
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
These are f***ing awesome. On the second part and pissing myself laughing.

LOL
3dee
Posts: 4834
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Pretty spot on though. I'm up to 5th one.
Superform
Posts: 5962
Location: Netherlands
was pretty accurate actually.. i didnt like the girl in the basement though..
Strange Rash
Posts: 1123
Location:
watched them all

Gungans!
Spook
Posts: 27337
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
goonguns!
3dee
Posts: 4835
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
He didn't mention the glaring hole in the way Anakin met Obi Wan Benobi.
Reverend Evil™
Posts: 17102
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
Check out that guys youtube page. He has a heap of other movie reviews there as well.

8-)
sLaps_Forehead
Posts: 4615
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
I thought this comment summed up the review.

depressingly and consistently accurate


Yeah it had some good insights into what a total clusterf*** Episode 1 was, with the 'behind the scenes footage'.

I agree that the 'red-neck killer' attempts at comedy didnt quite work.

Overall very good, it showed the exact points where Lucas destroyed his own franchise amd murdered the childhood dreams of millions.

last edited by sLaps_Forehead at 11:39:25 18/Dec/09
Hogfather
Posts: 4524
Location: Cairns, Queensland
Lucas should NOT have written & directed the prequels. It was hubris on an epic scale.

He'll never admit it though. I'd love to see a re-imagining done by a real director with an actual writing crew. It could still be sooo awesome.
Nathan
Posts: 3307
Location: Canberra, Australian Capital Territory

Watched the whole thing. The faux serial killer stuff is stupid and should have been left out, the analysis of the movie is actually really good and stands perfectly well on its own
hardware
Posts: 6119
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
WHOS f***IN WITH MY MEDICINE
`ViPER`
Posts: 1773
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
The faux serial killer stuff is stupid and should have been left out


No way, i reckon that made it even better, something to break up the 70 minutes, the scene in the basement is a classic.
konstie
Posts: 278
Location: Melbourne, Victoria

just to semi-revive this. watching the 70 minute review and it is great. i hate the murderer thing he tries, but he raises great points.
sLaps_Forehead
Posts: 4618
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
^ What are you on?
trog
AGN Admin
Posts: 28749
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

This was really good. I was amazed by how much other terrible stuff that I had missed in amongst the glaringly obvious terrible stuff. Poor old Star Wars.
Ross
Posts: 2136
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
I really liked the phantom menace and the other movies.
hardware
Posts: 6135
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
I really liked the phantom menace and the other movies.
they're f***in with your medicine too

WHO'S f***IN WITH MY MEDICINE

last edited by hardware at 00:24:45 21/Dec/09
FraktuRe
Posts: 1622
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
I think this just confirms your mental retardation Ross.
Ross
Posts: 2139
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
What's not to like? The CG was awesome, the light saber fights were cool in all 3 movies. There was explosions, spaceships/battles, cool robots and a big battle scene!

Everything that I expected from star wars was there.

Maybe i'm just a lesser nerd and don't feel insulted by a terrible story. It's not like the plot of the originals was a masterpiece.
Spook
Posts: 27398
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Everything that I expected from star wars was there.

god you suck
thermite
Posts: 3517
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
as lucas would say; it's just a movie
Hogfather
Posts: 4567
Location: Cairns, Queensland
Dare you to give a line like that to a girl you're interested in

So its not just me you're picking fights with at random. You getting any action lately Zy? Need a hug bro?
`ViPER`
Posts: 1785
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
It's not like the plot of the originals was a masterpiece.


Yeah but at least it kinda made sense, its not that the plot sucks in the phantom menace, well it does, but at least make it consistent.
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