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Topic: tiger vs woman
Spook
Posts: 27120
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
lols, his missus
i read with great excitement (on news.com.au) today that tiger had been involved in a car accident and his missus had rescued him with a golf club.

seems thats not quite what happened, teehee.

We're told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We're told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV -- but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.


Read more: http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0Y93NdkQ0
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imitation
Posts: 3029
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
hahaha I read the car accident saved by wife story earlier today on smh.com.au nice spin
Spook
Posts: 27122
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
omrofl
http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/27/tiger-woods-wife-elin-nordegren-golf-club/
whoop
Posts: 14971
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
I came in here expecting video of a tiger mauling some chick dumb enough to climb into its enclosure
tequila
Posts: 4393
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
I cam in here expecting video of a tiger mauling some chick dumb enough to climb into its enclosure
Spook
Posts: 27124
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
success!!!!!!!
infi
Posts: 14443
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
yeah misleading thread title spook, you clown.
Kat
Posts: 11392
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I cam in here expecting video of a tiger mauling some chick dumb enough to climb into its enclosure
3dee
Posts: 4788
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
I cam in here expecting video of a tiger mauling some chick dumb enough to climb into its enclosure
fade
Posts: 3965
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

I cam[e] in here expecting video of a tiger mauling some chick dumb enough to climb into its enclosure
3dee
Posts: 4789
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Not just a tiger but hey:

EDIT** fark the croc at 5:10 is FUKING OUCH



last edited by 3dee at 10:44:45 29/Nov/09
tequila
Posts: 4398
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
oh f*** 3dee that crododile death roll on the dudes arm has gotta f***ing caine
surely he lost that arm

and holy s*** that lion eating the dude, poor thing didn't really deserve to be put down
he's just rolling like a lion after all
3dee
Posts: 4790
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
yeah some gruesome ones in there. "Wanna go to the Zoo kids?" "NOOO"
whoop
Posts: 14974
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
I heard crocs have like an automatic response if anything touches their mouth it snaps shut. You can apparently safely put your head in there so long as you dont touch it. f*** trying that theory though.
HERMITech
Posts: 6539
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
I heard crocs have like an automatic response if anything touches their mouth it snaps shut. You can apparently safely put your head in there so long as you dont touch it. f*** trying that theory though.

It's true

Something even as minute as a drop of sweat can trigger this, which you have seen (dude puts his head in mouth of gator).
maxe
Posts: 14206
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We're told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV


Undeniable proof that Tiger Woods is actually white

real brothers wouldnt play that s***
spidz
Posts: 10444
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
The truth is now out!

imitation
Posts: 3069
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Came here to post above video it is awesome, everything a lot clearer now.
Spook
Posts: 27170
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
the news tells me things arent going very well for tiger right about now
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