My job is so f***ing unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the f***ing stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big f***ing dog to work. Every f***ing day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single f***ing day.

Anyway, I drive these f***tards around in my van and we solve mysteries and s***.

enough brain power to continue to breath.

Irony.

It got a lol out of me. I was reading it thinking wow what the f*** do you do for work with such a vast array of stereotypes then bam the punchline.♠

Scooby fail

yeah no

Do what I am doing. Look for another job.

A spinoff eds?

Hey, I have an idea for a new job... Review Old video games that no one cares about and post them on Youtube!

http://ipo.totfarm.com/pics/pic_120848361605420.jpg

Point #2 is invalid.

i pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and i yelled to the cabbie 'yo homes smell ya later'. i looked at my kingdom i was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of bel air

I lol'd

^^ It's true, or so says every movie I've ever seen where the nerdy chick gets befriended by one of the clued in girls who does nothing more than lets down the nerdy girls hair & takes off her glasses and she's instantly transformed into the hottest girl in school who everyone wants to f***.

Scooter makes the most true point of this thread.

Huh, thats one of the the best jokes/stories i've heard, Had no idea it was a joke until the last line, then bam.

10/10

haha I loved it

he probably should have changed burger king to hungry jacks.

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/3475/titsorgtfohk.jpg

f*** me

Haha

What a f***ing awesome pic

tits hell yeah!!

oh s***, they're on to me!

Do what I am doing. Look for another job.

why the long face?

Lawl

why the long face?

I see what you did there mister...

lol

Dude what do you do for a living? You're working in animation studio or something ? Time to look for another job for you perhaps....good luck with it

did you read any of the thread opec?

epicOpec fail

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick.

I got to here and was immediately thinking "okay, there's something off here."

The funniest part is the people who don't get it

rofl! funny cause i just watched about 10 episodes on 99 on the weekend with my nephew.

I that cartoon from 1969?

As above it was on Go! the other day and while I didn't see it, my wife said 1969 was the date at the end. Is it really that old?

I used to watch it all the time as a kiddy, it was my fav.

Huh, thats one of the the best jokes/stories i've heard, Had no idea it was a joke until the last line, then bam. 10/10

amen!

haha

I think opec was joking too...

opec would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for that meddling spook

The funniest part is the people who don't get it

haha hell yeah.

I think people just skim read these days. I sent this to a bunch of mates half got it and some replied back with s*** like "dont you work in IT?"

Even when I said look at the last line. Was still getting back WTF mate emails.