I'm MC'ing a gig tonight and I need to make fun of a mechanic who works at BMW. Is there a posh term for 'mechanic'?

Like housewife = domestic engineer, that sort of thing.

automotive technician

what he said^

That'll do. Cheers mate.

no probs.

petroleum engineer and operational repair technician

"automotive engineer"

Like housewife = domestic engineer, that sort of thing.

I lol'd, my wifes at home with our baby right now and for the foreseeable future
she loves it when I tell her to get a real job :p

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Grease monkey that charges 10x the normal price because of the badge on his overalls.

Take after Subway and call them Automobile Artists.

they slab that grease better than kfc

Senior Vice President of Automotive Operations & Maintenance

Remember how Reverend Evil said he worked in the film industry, but it turned out he worked at Video Ezy or some s***. Ahaha.

go fancy but sarcastic and call him a 'jalopy dilettante'

Don't get me started on Nail Technicians ...

hopefully you arent trying to sound fancy on a resume.

i have been doing a fair bit of hiring lately and that would be enough to put you in the 'dont call for interview' file.

Don't get me started on Nail Technicians ...

Your mum said that my technical nailing skills were the best she ever had!

hopefully you arent trying to sound fancy on a resume.

i have been doing a fair bit of hiring lately and that would be enough to put you in the 'dont call for interview' file.

Your comprehension of the OP would be enough to put you in the 'dont call for interview' file.

Haha, some top suggestions in there. I'm going to use "Senior Vice President of Automotive Operations & Maintenance"

Thank you, sir!

haha sleepy, that kind of backfired on you didn't it?

Automobile Artist is the winner! Sounds a bit like bs artist as well.

yes lack of reading did.

i skim.