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Topic: I knocked up my wife and all I got was this baby
WetWired
Posts: 4353
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Violet Paige Waller was born yesterday (26/08/09), 1 week early at 4:19pm, weighing 8 pounds 1 ounce and 56cm long with lots of hair like her mum and a bum chin like her dad. This is our first bub.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2574/3860541700_e8fb892864.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3441/3859758119_cbcbdeb1a5.jpg
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dranged
Posts: 1584
Location: USA
Huzzah!
thermite
Posts: 2467
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
unlucky
demon
Posts: 4611
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
congrats wet :D buy yurself a cigar for me ;]
infi
Posts: 13251
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Merry Christmas!
3dee
Posts: 4374
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Welcome to Earth, little one!

Congrats.
Kat
Posts: 11150
Location:
Well well. Look what you made!

Nice work
jadz0r
Posts: 219
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

Grats man
Saint
Cainer
Posts: 2412
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Congrats on the Christmas/New Year baby!
d0mino
Posts: 4332
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
hey mate well done.
Red
Posts: 318
Location: Sydney, New South Wales
lots of hair like her mum and a bum chin like her dad


and a right arm of her great grandmother?

at any rate, gg!
Thundercracker
Posts: 2041
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Congratsola!
fade
Posts: 3666
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Grats.
E.T.
Posts: 2050
Location: Queensland
Congrats Wet! That's 3 QGL babies in 2 months!
Is she your 1st ?
Gesthemene
Posts: 587
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Congrats! :)
jesu
Posts: 595
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Ding! Grats mate; best of luck!
TicMan
Posts: 4992
Location: Melbourne, Victoria
Congrats!
Jim
Posts: 10191
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
props
mission
Posts: 5514
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
props +

And that's one mad ET arm.
BillyHardball
Posts: 9636
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Woohoo!
Some Fat Bastard
Posts: 616
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
It looks wet but where's the wire? You sure it's yours? Only kidding, congratulations. Welcome to parenthood.
TiT
Posts: 2411
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
dam qgl poppin babies like there no tomorrow

Congrats!!
sLiNky
Posts: 1177
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
mad props wet.


She will be a cs kiddie in no time!
Clubby
Posts: 252
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Gratz Wet.
Pinky
Posts: 2230
Location: Melbourne, Victoria

Grats Wet! Cute little kid.

And as for sLiNky's second remark, I hope not.
Spook
Posts: 26010
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
ok, how did you make a girl?

TELL ME EVERYTHING AND USE PIXTURES
Kat
Posts: 11151
Location:
Girl = have sex just before or just after ovulation.
Boy = have sex on ovulation.

Boy sperm are fast and die quick.
Girl sperm are slow and hang around.
Tanaka Khan
Posts: 4679
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Well done mate...all the best for you and your family!
Pinky
Posts: 2233
Location: Melbourne, Victoria

Girl = have sex just before or just after ovulation.
Boy = have sex on ovulation.

Boy sperm are fast and die quick.
Girl sperm are slow and hang around.

The myth I know is that if you want a girl you have to do the business in a really exciting environment, like in public or on a cliff or something. Heh.
Merky007
Posts: 329
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
geez that must mean that my aunt and uncle are really boring, they wanted a girl, and gave up after 5 boys :P
Mr Hardware
Posts: 5410
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Yeah that's right Kat. However that might only alter your chances from a 50/50 split to a 60/40 split.
Mass
Posts: 618
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Well Done Wet and congrats to Mrs Wet. First is by far the hardest.....just cause you got NFI what to do.

Beautiful pics too, looks like it went pretty well, head not coned too much.
Kat
Posts: 11152
Location:
A theory given to me by someone is that women who are strong willed and in some cases the one who wears the pants are more likely to have girls. Those who are submissive or 'meh' in their attitudes are more likely to have girls.

I was a firey bitch and ended up with two girls. I got all doey and laid back and had a boy :P

Spook
Posts: 26011
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Girl = have sex just before or just after ovulation.
Boy = have sex on ovulation.

Boy sperm are fast and die quick.
Girl sperm are slow and hang around.


yer, we're doing this now, seems like it would decrease the chances of having a girl by a fair bit though, the boy hot zone is certainly much larger (and just about all the kids i know are boys, hardly any girls)

A theory given to me by someone is that women who are strong willed and in some cases the one who wears the pants are more likely to have girls. Those who are submissive or 'meh' in their attitudes are more likely to have girls.


huh, is that a typo?

ball breaker girls are more likely to have boys i would think, considering i got one ( a ball breaker and a boy)

Mr Hardware
Posts: 5411
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
ITT very inexact science about determining a baby's gender
Kat
Posts: 11153
Location:
yer, we're doing this now, seems like it would decrease the chances of having a girl by a fair bit though, the boy hot zone is certainly much larger (and just about all the kids i know are boys, hardly any girls)

Not really. These days so many people are trying to a baby and tracking their cycles that they are trying on or near ovulation for the best chance of falling pregnant. This will create boys. Very few people these days will just have sex and see what happens.

Have sex a few days before ovulation and a few days after and you have a good chance of having a girl - as opposed to a 24 hour window for a boy.

It's a theory Spook :P Hardly fact
Mr Hardware
Posts: 5412
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
why after, kat? i'm a bit of a newb to this but i was always under the impression that shoot some sperm in early for a girl, on the day or late for a boy.
Minxy
Posts: 1196
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Congrats! Lovely photos
Insom
Posts: 3069
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
props to those props
TicMan
Posts: 4993
Location: Melbourne, Victoria
Spook - I'll help petal have a girl if you want.
Kat
Posts: 11154
Location:
why after, kat? i'm a bit of a newb to this but i was always under the impression that shoot some sperm in early for a girl, on the day or late for a boy.

So you get more sex :D It may not help - but it can't hurt.

edit: In all seriousness, it's purely to lower your chance of having a boy. If you wait a few days until after ovulation to have sex again you shouldn't accidently have a boy sperm beat the girl sperm to it

last edited by Kat at 11:30:25 27/Aug/09
Spook
Posts: 26012
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
but ive got a boy already, i want a girl now for a complete set;

i guess i can just keep trying and throw away any i dont want;

thanx ticcles!
if i cant get it right soon, ill sign yuo up;

be warned petal likes to bite and yank during sex;

last edited by Spook at 11:09:48 27/Aug/09
$ack
Posts: 768
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Wish I had a qgl thread about my birth to look back on :\


Grats Wet!
Kat
Posts: 11155
Location:
be warned petal likes to bite and yank during sex;

As long she doesn't yank and bite the same bits, you should be fine!
Jim
Posts: 10194
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
I've found ticman gets pretty cranky if you don't bite and yank during
lewd
Posts: 235
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
congrats...
girl babies rock......
boys are little s***s.........
i hope when we finally have kids, they're all girls........
again, boys are little s***s !!!!!!
b j p
Posts: 243
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
what an absolute load of sh1t kat.

Congrats on the baby.
tequila
Posts: 2987
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
congrats mate, awesome feeling huh ;)

my little fella is still only about 5.5lbs

I'll save you one of these bad boys

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs123.snc1/5295_139412135490_536220490_3668505_5155225_n.jpg
reload!
Posts: 4730
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
mazel tov
bargain
Posts: 1563
Location: Sydney, New South Wales
So she layed a wet wire instead of a wet cable huh? heh.

nice one.
rrrocket
Posts: 428
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
game over for you buddy.


The person you married will cease to exist.
Mass
Posts: 620
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Couldn't tell you the secret cause I got NFI. But I ended up with 1 Boy and 3 Girls. In the end turns out only had to smile at the Missus and she was knocked up so had that taken care of......needed 1 spare seat in the Patrol.
MoGs
Posts: 752
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Congratulations mate! Well done.
3dee
Posts: 4384
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
What's with people spelling paid and laid, payed and layed? Seen that bad spelling heaps lately
bargain
Posts: 1565
Location: Sydney, New South Wales
hmm. damn. I hate spelling errors too.

Carry on!
Tollaz0r!
Posts: 9861
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Good show Sir!



I'll be seeing my next one in the next month or two, woot.
HERMITech
Posts: 6284
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

Anyone else scared that QGL members are allowed to procreate?
Spook
Posts: 26017
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
I'll be seeing my next one in the next month or two, woot.


f*** that was quick!
Mr Hardware
Posts: 5418
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Anyone else scared that QGL members are allowed to procreate?
only teq.
euphoria
Posts: 1433
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland

Congrats!
Reverend Evil™
Posts: 16751
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
Congrats Wet and Fiona

Enjoy your late nights and lack of sleep!

8-)
Tollaz0r!
Posts: 9862
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

I'll be seeing my next one in the next month or two, woot.



f*** that was quick!


Almost 2 years since the last one, Keep em together so they play together in a couple of years. :D
Triamks
Posts: 2357
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
2 years is a nice age gap.

Cute kid Wet.

Also, what Kat said about boy/girls is correct. Other methods that were in the paper a while back included: For Girls - Masturbate before sex, and wear briefs not boxers to maintain a warm temperature.

last edited by Triamks at 18:42:12 27/Aug/09
Mr Hardware
Posts: 5419
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
i think it's the other way around triamks
wear boxers not briefs to keep your sperm cool
they die at body temperature, they like to be a bit cooler
Triamks
Posts: 2358
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
It's been a while since I read that article, so I'm googling as we write.

Edit:

I found this:
1. Firstly if you can increase your partner's ratio of girl sperm you have better chances. Girl sperm prefer a "hotter" environment than boy sperm. Therefore if your partner wears jocks instead of boxers it will raise the temperature of the testes and make a better environment for girls.

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_do_you_increase_the_chances_of_conceiving_a_girl_instead_of_a_boy

So that supports what I said. Girl sperm seem to like it a bit hotter.

I found this other fact that I remember from the article:

Doctor Shettles also suggests having sex in the missionary position to deposit sperm as close to the entrance of the vagina as possible. He also suggests the woman not orgasm during sex (Sorry, girls.) An orgasm can make the vaginal environment alkaline which can kill off sperm more quickly preventing any pregnancy.


last edited by Triamks at 18:52:18 27/Aug/09
Fixity
Posts: 78
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Put it back?
Sommescum
Posts: 82
Location: Melbourne, Victoria

Greetings pre-human. Enjoy...
Spook
Posts: 26019
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
looks like we're gonna have a boy then;

i dont wear briefs for no one (maybe for holding my box in at cricket)
Triamks
Posts: 2359
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Follow the other tips in relation to when and how you have sex and maybe you'll get lucky (pun intended).
HERMITech
Posts: 6288
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
An orgasm can make the vaginal environment alkaline which can kill off sperm more quickly preventing any pregnancy

Dammit... Now the secrets out.
And here I was making out that I was all considerate an s*** an wanting to please the Wenches.
greazy
Posts: 1578
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Hahaha Triamks. When I read article I didn't think you'd end up linking to a wikianswers.

One of these days I have to prove you idiots wrong. I'm sorry but you're idiots.
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Thimes
Posts: 3451
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

why the f*** would you want a girl...

age 12
Dad, i want you to meet my boyfriend, Hank
queue 43 year old pedo
allan: I'm going to murder you if you touch her

bam!
Mass
Posts: 623
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
i dont wear briefs for no one


I am much the same but when I had the big V done a christmas I was hunting high and low for anything to hold it all in place.
Opec
Posts: 5847
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Congrats !
Triamks
Posts: 2360
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Hahaha Triamks. When I read article I didn't think you'd end up linking to a wikianswers.


The article I read wasn't wikianswers, it was in the paper. The wikianswers page was the only thing I found that was linkable.
Superform
Posts: 5812
Location: Netherlands
instead of a next lan all u fgts wiht babies can have a lil baby party



ps grats
shad
Posts: 2777
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Male baby shower... bring your computers.
thermite
Posts: 2497
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Teach your baby to float

thug
Posts: 54
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
nicely done dude,congrats
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