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"Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members."

"In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine."

"And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

what did i start, post your funny emails day?

haha that's not bad

Who hasn't heard this joke before?

Who hasn't heard this joke before?

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Also, good joke

wow what a damn old joke. i think pave's mum sent me that email a few years back.

Shelley Long was always hotter than Kirstie Ally

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Don't say "old" in response to posts - its only old if you've seen it before. Lots of other people haven't.

yeah i got temp b& for saying old once
then everyone started saying gOLD

oh come on, cheers went off the air 10 years ago.

there has got to be a point when an observation like this becomes common knowledge, like the day when Macquarie Dictionary accepts the word "noob" into its listings.

It is no longer novel but is part of everyday life. This joke reached that point many years ago. Now someone purports to tell it again?

Yeah I'm pretty sure first day of primary school they sat us down and told us this joke. Except without the long winded buffalo story - since it's such a simple concept that requires no analogy.

This is so old one of my mates has been passing it off as his own for years.

Shelley Long was always hotter than Kirstie Ally

Yeh but Kirstie had bigger tits.

fat boobs dont count

Let's just say I am feeling much smarter after reading this thread.

hehe cheers stopped making new episodes in 1993, aka 16 years ago. I'm only 22, I never heard this joke :)

Thanks for the laugh!

hey infi... stfu

nah ;). i Just mean, so long as its long times between bringing jokes back in, why not?

does anyone here know the joke 's***z, Fukov and Mannorz?' years ago, everyone knew that joke, now, noone does. so hey, what the hell. bring some of the funny s*** back.


then agin, i might jsut be saying this coz i haven't heard above joke before ><

You don't mean this?