Hey ya'll, I'm new here.

I realise there is probably some initiation ceremony, but I'm very open minded.

I look forward to being the forum bitch for awhile

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Can we keep him?

Only if he is neutered first.

Let me be first to say that this is a "GAY" yes "GAY" community and if you find it hard hiding the fact that you putt from the rough, well youd better leave.
cheers

Let me be first to say that this is a "GAY" yes "GAY" community and if you find it hard hiding the fact that you putt from the rough, well youd better leave.
cheers

I don't find it hard at all.

you're in for a world of hurt.

edit: and we like people who use proper grammar here too.

last edited by infi at 13:40:36 17/May/09

don't go there girlfriend

welcome to the club

we all hate you and wish you were dead

so how far open is your mind????

yay it's not me anymore

yay it's not me anymore

This statement has moved you to the end of the queue again. Sorry about that.

for your initiation, you must watch kat.zip

Hey ya'll, I'm new here.

I realise there is probably some initiation ceremony, but I'm very open minded.

I look forward to being the forum bitch for awhile

Well okay. As you're new some suggestions then:
1. Everyone answers to trog. If he says 'jump', you say 'how high?'.
2. Other than trog, don't piss off the other mods - the only method of argument they know is to wave a ban-stick :)
3. Don't drop the soap or you're liable to become *everyone's* bitch.
4. Don't act all surprised if at the first sign of the mis-use of "your"/"you're" or "their"/"they're"/"there" people just start to assume you're 11 years old.

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Can we keep him?

Okay, but you have to train him.

watch kat.zip? was there an mpeg or something i missed out on? :(

Wow Raven, way to be helpful. Isn't it normally tradition to not be helpful to new people?

watch kat.zip? was there an mpeg or something i missed out on? :(

yeah with a giant rubber fist.

we're gonna have to take away spook's post count soon and replace it with a system of symbols capable of representing such high numbers.

for your initiation, you must watch kat.zip

I was going to say find kat2.zip, but I guess that will do

liar there is no kat2.zip... I went looking.

Well it wouldn't be much of an initiation if it was easy to find, now would it?

omg a kat2.zip, pm me with it!@

I'm kind of a big deal around here so if you need something just ask me

someone pm with me kat.zip, it's been a while since i've seen it

seriously, i want another look

Bilderberg Group meeting in Greece
New Forum Member at QGL

I'll let you work out whats going on here.

1. Everyone answers to trog. If he says 'jump', you say 'how high?'.

trogs not the boss of me

1. Everyone answers to trog. If he says 'jump', you say 'how high?'.

There's a flip side to that coin.

What if trog does have me boxed in and I've gotta take him down? Because I won't hesitate for second.

it seems unlikely that people would keep the kat collection zipped on their own hard drives

I've heard strange stories of people's hdds just dying out the same day they dled kat.zip. The pixles which displayed the images on their LCD monitors all died as well. Even the mouse cursor which hovered over the images deform and become unrecognisable.

Pretty sure trogs a homo.

I never saw kat.zip. Am I missing much?

I also am keen to experience kat.zip - someone link please. How I missed it idk :S

nothing good can come of it

Kat you should start selling the file on ebay.

^ yes it did

hee hee

New guy, you do know you have to have stories of huge mad dragons... or ninjas yeah?

Hey man,

Just don't stand in my way and you'll be fine.

Also, i smoke niggaz for breakfast.

Regards.

it seems unlikely that people would keep the kat collection zipped on their own hard drives

Are you f***ing kidding? Half the people on this forum would have it stored on their hard drive....for one reason or the other.

Everyone gives her s*** for it, yet every girl who comes on her is asked for nudes please? Isn't this how it all started?

Disclaimer: I am not included in the half that have it on their hard drives.

nakid pix or lying is never really send in any seriousness. If the hoe does dishout the nudes then all the better and if she doesn't then we shall move onto our next victim.

Also, people asking for nudes isn't how kat.zip started. Ask kathleen.

watch kat.zip? was there an mpeg or something i missed out on? :(

I wouldn't exactly call it "missing out"

Also, i smoke niggaz for breakfast.

Dude just eat cereal, that can't be healthy.

Congratulations on being a forum newb that seems to understand how the Internet works. Respec.

Hi fraz I'm new here too

We can learn together

Haha trog. It's fairly clear fraz is a secondary account. GG on being boob.

ur a seconday account.

Welcome, only advice is don't take the bait around here, be funny and have good spelling and you will fit right in like like Manlissa at the beat.

most newbies just lurk for a couple years before posting, give that a go

this isnt SA insom.

I never saw kat.zip. Am I missing much?

I dunno. Have you previously spent time behind bars for possessing kiddy porn? If so then no, you're not missing much.

kat.zip is the most over rated zip file in the last 10 years

hi welcome to the internet


im posting this from the future

from toowoomba^

This thread is now officially a rap session.

One two one two, come through run through
Gun who, oh you don’t know what the gun do
Some do, those that know are real quiet
Let me think you wanna try it, f*** around and start a riot
Niggas gonna buy it, regardless because I’m the hardest
rap artist and I'ma start this
s*** up foreal, get up and feel, my words
I make herbs split up and squeal
Ill is all I’ve been hearin lately
Niggaz hate me, wanna duck tape me and make me
put their brains on the wall, when I brawl
Too late for that 911 call
Niggaz stay beefin but a lot of them bluffin
But not me because I'ma nigga that can get out of them cuffs
You think a lot of them tough
Not just for frotin
When I hit them niggaz like 'What you want?'
the battle turns into a hunt
With the dog right behind niggaz chasin em down
We all knew that you was pussy
but I'm tastin it now
And never give a dog blood
because raw blood
I have a dog like one bitin whatever
All up in ya gut
Give it to them raw like that
and ain't no love I do em all like that
Four right up in they back
Clak Clak
Close your eyes baby, it's over
Forget it, happened in front off your buildin but
nobody knows who did it

edit: mission success.

p.s. No u f*** off, fractured balls.

last edited by MatchFixer at 20:21:15 17/May/09

no it's not, f*** off booyah.

Easy.. DMX

Now my rhymes, are as potent as pipebombs
It takes time to concoct rhymes like mines
Like land mines, all set to explode
Microphones, all set to unload
So, watch the means, watch the zone
I made it different with a million dead MC microphones
And they all wanted back by their peops
Sleep if you dare, cause death catch niggaz when they sleep
Beware of the consequences, it's senseless
To face the prosecuted life or death will cease kiddin
Travel through your inner thoughts
Just to vision how far I can get, explore to the inner core
It ain't stopped yet, continue the journey
Cause all that s*** you kick just don't concern me
You can't U-turn me, back... to... reality... where niggaz pack straps
And they mentality react so violently to leave MC's breathin silently
With hollow point talons for the violence
Ain't no harmin me, ain't got no love for no hoes in harmony
It's easy to find MC's to execute
Chances of survival too small to compute
Recognize, like this was Samuel Sneed
I grip the microphone continue with my devilish deeds
Cause all I see, in my M-I-N-D
Is D-P-G, for L-I-F-E
And all I see, on the M-I-C
Is another mangled MC opposin me
Supposed to be, regulatin in this rap era
Made one error up against the microphone terror
It takes two to tangle
I told Daz don't worry like Keith Murray I'ma strangle
MC's, with the microphone cord
You don't faze, your thoughts been invaded and explored
I know the ins and the outs to you buddy
I know where you live, and how you make your money
I came to violate you, desicrate you, I create two
Murderous scenes, can you relate to
A DOGG POUND GANGSTA!

This thread is now officially a rapFAIL session.