I have to go tampon shopping for my girlfriend from time to time.

Does anyone on here go tampon shopping for their gf?

What are people's favourite tampons? do you go for the colourful box or just the cheapest?

Has anyone got any good places to buy discount tampons? Pls don't list prices in $US dollars - it's confusing.

This has got to be one of those lame half assed attempts at a parody thread...

Coles/Woolies

tampon size doesn't reflect your penis size

hehe I love that ad

last edited by Kat at 20:08:43 17/Nov/08

when the river turns red, keep paddling imo

boba is always on his rags.

the old snooker rule comes into play, if the pink's covered by the red, shoot for the brown.

You're a closet gay if you choose to go brown.

mission's missus doesn't let him go the brown, it's ok i'd be bitter too

any hole is a goal.

Agreed with Mission

Am I the only one that prefers the custom made vagina to the tube that s*** falls out of?

Anyway, this quality QGL thread is about Tampon shopping, so back on topic.

last edited by mission at 15:28:24 17/Nov/08

nah

but got to change it up sometimes bro

*shows off red wings*

haha, stinky, words to live by!

lols?

any port in a storm!?

Look for Tampons made from Cherokee Hair

Tampons are so last century.

Mooncups are where its at
http://www.mooncup.co.uk/menstrual-cup-mooncup.jpg

hahahah

that looks like a milking device.

as a rule of thumb, i generally don't buy used tampons

are u anti-environmental or something?

Just use a sock and wash it afterwards.

Easy.

Many men have ridden the crimson tide, but few have lapped at it's shores.

but got to change it up sometimes bro

lapping the chrimson shores will provide the dolmio grin! eeww

HAHAHAHA ticMan

ask your gf when you go shopping to explicitly show you brand, size, and colour of pack. Then you're right!

i bet u have given some lucky young thing a rainbow kiss sometime in ur life TicMan

hehe I love that add

adding what?

I usually just get what evers cheapest, but Jim usually comes along anyway

i'll drive her to the store, but i'll put a towel down on the seat first.

hehe I love that add


adding what?

ur tampons 2 de collectionz

pics or lying

damn it, I was 'that person' . *runs off to edit*

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/4413/pinknbrownce4.jpg

so whats level 8?

maxe?

so whats level 8?

ATM is the next logical step in the sequence.

u c***s need help, literally.

I see what you did there

2 in the pink, one in the stink... aka "Teh Barracudda"

my girlfriend has a 'diva' cup and she swears by it, its just a plastic funel shape cup that she puts up there and it catches all the vaginal backwash. comes with a lifetime warranty

also natural sea sponges are the goods, last for 2 years totally organic.


Diva Cup

http://www.mooncup.co.uk/menstrual-cup-mooncup.jpg

wow, it's like a shotglass for menstrual fluids.

its just a plastic funel shape cup that she puts up there and it catches all the vaginal backwash.

then what do YOU do with it?

Stick your fingers up, pull it out, tip it down the sink. Give it a was and stick it back up.

eww

my girlfriend has a 'diva' cup and she swears by it, its just a plastic funel shape cup that she puts up there and it catches all the vaginal backwash. comes with a lifetime warranty

also natural sea sponges are the goods, last for 2 years totally organic.

yeah, and so is toxic shock syndrome. save the planet by killing yourself, nice work you f***ing morons.

haha what sort of retarded s*** is that

Sounds completely foul.

what do you like to use minxy?

How is pulling out a re usable cup any more disgusting than a single use non degradable tampon?

You wash it, wash your hands, good to go.

nF - i dont know what you're talking about with the toxic shock comment? I didnt mean you leave the sea sponge in for 2 years straight.. lol.

judge - google toxic shock syndrome
there's a reason no-one uses them

I know exactly what toxic shock syndrome is!

What i dont understand is why do you think you would get it from a CUP more so than a tampon??

If you clean the thing properly there is no problem. A girl is running the exact same risk every time she puts a tampon in (not washing hands properly)

My gf has been using it for over a year now, she sits it in a container with tea tree oil after and in between use. no problems yet.

And to quote wiki - "Although scientists have recognized an association between TSS and tampon use, no firm causal link has been established. Research conducted by the CDC suggested that use of some high absorbency tampons increased the risk of TSS in menstruating women. A few specific tampon designs and high absorbency tampon materials were also found to have some association with increased risk of TSS"

So you basically have.. no arguement.

I certainly would absolutely never use one

Same here

I certainly would absolutely never use one

And what is your reason?

Because its just to yuky and ewy i take it?

Or do you have a real reason?

With tampons there is no mess and I do not have to touch it, thus less spreading of germs. That sounds highly uncomfortable also as it is not shaped to fit a woman's body.

hi this is franks girlfriend minxy i cant feel it at all it did take me a couple of times to get it right but its fine now you dont spread any germs because there is a tip you can grap onto which not one has had any blood on it u tip it down the toilet give it a quick rinse then disinfect it and it works fine. i really recommend it if you can try and get past the grose factor its cheaper in the long run and better for the evironment (yes im a greeny) thanks

ticman, have you ever been camping and come down with bad diahorrea? you might change your tune then

Yeah or travelled through India where diahorrea is the norm and toilets are a hole in the ground, also toilet paper is not used, only a bucket of water and your hand.

nah just hold it till the UK

ticman, have you ever been camping and come down with bad diahorrea? you might change your tune then

My assplosions are no match for some piece of plastic!

judge's girlfriend, you're f***in disgusting.

This thread just keeps on getting better.

paveway, you yourself said you gotta change it up every now and then.

just go with the... wait for it.... FLOW. lolol

paveway have you ever wiped your arse? your so disgusting!! idiot..

You're

haha, this thread has turned into an actual thread about devices used during women's periods - I didn't see that one coming

neither did I, what can i think up next?

lol whatever, you f***ing pig

pave you do girls in the pooper. you're a pig.

A closet gay pig.

A close minded closest gay pig who has never had a woman so he finds anything to do with a vagina mysterious causing him to revert to comments such as "f***ing disgusting"

A close minded closest gay pig

Did you know pave pre-QGL?

lulz.

you go suck on your sea sponge

a used sea sponge?

only if it's your mother's

Your mum's a sea sponge!

so in this day and age of the financial crisis and economic uncertainty, maybe the muff cup would be a good idea for saving extra pennies to spend on crack.. ever think of that!?

edit:- this should now be a segment of making up funny names for the dripsnatch device!

last edited by GaZ at 18:01:12 18/Nov/08

gaz you're not taking this thread srsly enough. the c***juice catcher is a legitimate sanitary aid for the environmentally conscious.

lol @ judges gf's sand catcher

Does the menstrual cup have a little valve so you can pour yourself a drink?

Would the drink be a Bloody Mary?

QGL, you deliver once again.

gaz you're not taking this thread srsly enough. the c***juice catcher is a legitimate sanitary aid for the environmentally conscious.

f***ing LOL

well in mongolia they collect womens menstral fluid, dry it and snort it in the winter for the nutrients in it..

And women make stew out of their babies placenta to restore their strength and healing ability. Doesn't mean I have to!

Wasteful

Brick Tamland: [opposing women in the newsroom] I read somewhere their periods attract bears. Bears can smell the menstruation.
Brian Fantana: Well, that's just great. You hear that, Ed? Bears. Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy.

Thread needs more diagrams and instructional videos imho

And women make stew out of their babies placenta to restore their strength and healing ability. Doesn't mean I have to!

The real question is: If placenta tasted good, would you eat it?

The real question is: If placenta tasted good, would you eat it?

I have no idea what it tastes like. I am sure it does taste nice to some people. I am guessing it tastes like liver. I enjoy my pate and all that but I stop at friend liver - blergh.

Even if it was 'nice', no I wouldn't. It just doesn't sit right with me. It's the filter for the baby, there's a whole lot of crap in that

http://www.youngwomenshealth.org/Images/tampon.gif

this thread is lol.

all i have to say on the subject of periods is always.. ALWAYS ask before you go jamming it in the dark raw back style if shes on her rags... i had to learn this the hardway recently.

and i know its ok to f*** a bitch on her rags... but i still think that s*** is icky.. always have and always will.

also.
period juice, now with pulp.

think of it as red coloured lube.

judge's bitch would, she probably shots her little plastic thing when it's full too

Are you 12 or something?

Are you 12 or something?

lol and now we start with the age/nerd/gay comments

joke:

"Hey, they caught the person who broke into Tampon Factory last night!"

"Yeh, so who was it?"

"Oh some Bloody c***. They caught him red-handed."

:D

lol and now we start with the age/nerd/gay comments

yeah never had a vadge in my life apparently

'Tampax' the tampon brand are coming out with a new tampon very soon.

Instead of having that little string bit hanging out, they're replacing it with a piece of tinsel.

But it's for the christmas period only.

hehe.

attach some mistletoe and they should be right

would you kiss her on the lips under the mistletoe?

You're a closet gay if you choose to go brown.

If only they had stuck with the mission position.

and i know its ok to f*** a bitch on her rags

You're disgusting.

Go away.

i know he's a little rough around the edges in how he's portrayed his point of view.. but the man does make a point..

is it ok?

haha, she's trying to inject class into qgl...bwahahahaha

Really the biggest problem is keeping the sheets clean :/

It's called the shower!

Really the biggest problem is keeping the sheets clean :/

+1

From brown or red pave?

depends if i'm f***ing your mum or your dad

f*** this is an awesome thread by the way

My mum only does blokes with big cocks, so it must be dad.

She's fussy like that.

i know i'm awesome, thanks

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/6201/oddanimals044ol6.jpg

Your mum's boyfriend has a huge cock.

last edited by IncrEdible_vEgetable at 16:22:24 19/Nov/08

how did this thread die!? ffs

Like the subject the thread is only needed for a few days.

And yes, that is the size my Mum prefers. Complete with feathers.

last edited by mission at 17:13:23 22/Nov/08