* sex
* scratching a mozzie bite
* being able to watch what I WANT TO WATCH WHEN I WANT TO WATCH IT when I download it with xbox+nas (the entire lost in one day =/= frustrating)
* learning something you really wanted to learn
* helping someone (really helping them) (even better if they didnt know you did it)
* fast internet connections with alot of bandwidth
* australian game servers and mirrors
* fast computers
* amazing graphics in games
* CO-OP GAMES!
* Laughing so hard your body starts to hurt or your cheaks
* driving a car when you dont give a flying f*** how it ends up (on a race track of course)
* giving people you love your time


... i'll think of more but that will get things started

Nah that'll do I think

diabetus

(it kills the fattys)

going for a piss
having no responsibility
good food
holidays
the beach
burnouts
LPG

To crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and to hear the lamentations of their women

porn lesbians

* long walks on the beach
* daffodils

Watching trolls on QGL who think their opinion matters to anyone other than themselves.
Eating
Exercising
Partying

your mum

tailgating

* Eating Thai
* Bubble baths
* Waking up and having a really good stretch
* When I find money hidden in my handbag that I had no idea existed
* Photos
* Nerds (the candy)

annoying others

my views have changed heaps in the last 7 months, ive done a lot of growing up i think and realised a few things, so id say my list now is:

*a bagful of pingers
*my pc
*my car
*my new suit
*the fat stax in my wallet
*seeing bitches titties

Kids screaming and crying because their parents won't give them what they want

what was your list 7 months ago spooky?

*a bagful of pingers

hi-5

what was your list 7 months ago spooky?

well, 7 months ago spook jnr wasnt born, so i didnt have all the PHAT GOVERNMENT KICK BACKS, so my pc was a bit s*** and i couldnt afford all the pingers

old list would have been:
*boxes of red wine
*my car
*seeing bitches titties

Eating
Exercising
Gigging
Driving
Gigging
Yawning
Hearing screams and whistles and s*** at gigging
Saturdays
Getting paid to gig

what the f*** are pingers?

My list at the moment would be:

1) travelling
2) soccer (sadly 1 and 2 are often mutually exclusive)
3) hitting the beach on a hot day
4) having a frosty margarita on a hot day
5) basically anything involving a hot day
6) eating bbq samboys and drinking coca cola
7) laughing at hilarity on this forum
8) having a good time with friends and/or family

* gating people in: lancers, civics, mirages and any other small s***box that should not have a large exhaust cannon on it.

Pingers = Ecstacy.

Man, get with the program you square!

i think pingers are some form of illicit drugs.

- Snow cones

pingers, probably xtc or speed...

another one...

under two doonas watching something on tv while it's freezing cold because its raining outside

blending beats on my turntables

Oh right, I forgot there's still people out there stupid enough to admit to illegal drug use on public forums. Did Kyle Doyle teach youse nothing?!

that its ok to make stuff up to get yourself in the paper?

Trog - Did you just attempt you use a plural form of you?.... shame on you.

Having my son run towards me with a huge grin and throw his arms around me
Having a bacon & egg brekkie with the whole family
Waking up next to my husband and not having to get out of bed to go to work or deal with kids (soooo miss this)
Sitting on the back deck watching the sunset with a drink in hand
Waking up to a spotless kitchen
Killing a baddy and hearing my daughter go "Yay, go mum".
Being told I am the best mum ever
Getting groped by the husband and watching people give us that "But...you're married, you're not supposed to still flirt" look
Shaved legs on clean sheets

While we're on that topic, there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

I can't even begin to list all the things .. I suppose right now at this point in time, it's Clinkers.

* positive manifold pressure
* tits
* success
* peace and quiet
* music
* fishing

*When you walk in on your naked sister,

wtf, no one mentioned beer yet?

hi judge

the amazing espresso machine at the officem, making strong as cappucinos or mocha's and getting high on it

also thanks for posting that cat, i just vomited that nice coffee i made in my mouth

i'm fappin kat

- Spooning, if I am the little spoon

snap minxy, im the same!

what is it with chicks (and spook) and spooning?

i don't mind being the big spoon, easy lazy access

access to spook?

How can you not love spooning, infi?

Cos there's like tv and s***. Got to put the jug on. read the paper.

ANYTHING BUT SPOONING!

we dont think you are doing it right

- food

Infi's definitely not doing it right

we should show him how its done minxy

pretty sure shes legal age spook better luck next time eyyy

haha

i added a disclaimer hey

- having a tan
- driving really slow on a sunday and making a s***load of noise and smoke and looking like a total badass cos you dont care that your cars runs like s***
- landing a three pointer and someone sees it and goes "oh nice, 3 pointer!"
- getting a new mobile phone and finding out the camera kicks ass all over your old phone camera
- throwing something into the bin from like waaaaayyyy back
- getting recognised as an internet celebrity among other people who arent internet celebrities
- Looking back at old photos of hangin out with the bros or what my car looked like in 2006
- hogs breath steak + garlic bread + curly fries + bigass coke
- warm summer nights with a full moon out hangin with m8s
- those posts existence used to make about his houseparty antics
- any form of employment perk that makes you feel like a big time industry guy
- borrowing a cigar off someone at a club so you can get a rad photo of you smoking a cigar at the club even tho its not your cigar and your bum puffin or whatever
- going to bed at exactly the right time so you wake up ready to take on the WORLD
- big hoodies in winter
- old faded wifebeaters in the summer
- swearing

also thanks for posting that cat, i just vomited that nice coffee i made in my mouth

What was vomit worthy?

under two doonas watching something on tv while it's freezing cold because its raining outside

You better be gay or a chic cause that's some pansy s*** right there.

- matt dale

kat and maxe had some great ones, can relate to so many in both...

summer days
snowsports
checking the framerate on your new comp
sweet rides

ignorance... ignorance is bliss

- The family.
- My work.
- Learning how to do useful stuff I didn't know how to do before.

i can't think of anything

* Realising that the QGL guys are growing up because it took 9 posts in before someone said "your mum"
* Making a difference
* Talking s*** with my eldest son
* A well timed corner
* Listening to my eldest daughter tell me about her day. Everything is a major event.
* The dry wit of my youngest daughter
* Learning something everyday
* The spectacular drawings my youngest son comes up with
* Listening to the middle boy tell a joke he thinks is funny. He starts laughing hysterically before he even starts.
* Tight blue jeans and a pristine white bra
* Removing tight blue jeans and a pristine white bra
* Stuff that makes you think

mantra is a cross dresser?

also maxe, you're doing it wrong if you think bum puffing on a cigar is doing it wrong.

Tight blue jeans and a pristine white bra

I just hope he isn't still talking about his kids.

tell me im not the only one who read

* Taking a s*** with my eldest son

No... no I'm not.

There is something about that particular combo. Even just denim and white... In fact, if I ever met the person that invented jeans, I'd give them a big man cuddle.

Did you invent jeans Shad? Please tell me you invented jeans...

*Getting a spare 20-40 min to just stop and do nothing (or watch a tv show)
*Getting in top 10-20% overall in a really bulls*** exam you thought you were going to do s*** on

haha maxe, i so did that, had to reread what crusty ol mantra had typed

Maxe's list makes me believe he might be one of these guys -

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl1/4/49395/15_2008/guidos_small.jpg

- The long drive to my bf's house
- When people do something nice for no particular reason
- Getting hugs from my little cousins
- Waking up and realising I don't have to rush off anywhere
- Eating thai takeaway and watching movies

- The long drive to my bf's house

why is this good?

I'm with Mantra but would also like to improve on his jeans & white bra combo by adding in plain white cotton panties.

Because she isn't there yet. hahaha

Coz it's a chance to just chill and have some quiet alone time to think and also sing really loudly in my car when no one else can hear me. Plus, at the end of the drive I get to see him, so that's always exciting :)

I'm with Mantra but would also like to improve on his jeans & white bra combo by adding in plain white cotton panties.

Good call!

Also...

tell me im not the only one who read

* Taking a s*** with my eldest son

You've really got to stop visiting those "interesting" pron sites Maxe

last edited by Mantra at 09:48:36 29/Oct/08

they're only interesting because they involve you taking a s*** with your son...

I have to say, I am a fan of a business shirt, no bra and undies(optional) over jeans

kat can you please send me a link to kat.zip

they're only interesting because they involve you taking a s*** with your son...

Well now I know who 2 of my five hits are...

I have to say, I am a fan of a business shirt, no bra and undies(optional) over jeans

* scans kat.zip*... Ah... so you do :P

edit: I don't have kat.zip. It was a joke. Don't PM me.

last edited by Mantra at 09:57:26 29/Oct/08

kat.zip doesn't contain any business shirts, but it does contain a tie.

Oh and to add to the list
- looking back on your life and knowing you have come so far and grown so much.

It must suck to look back 10 years and still be the same person :P

No one is the same person after 10 years, except maybe Jim. He's still grumpy.

You would think that wouldn't you? Sadly, a lot of people are.

The PCN (post coital nap)

PCNs rock

Oh and the coitus part as well I guess.

I guess I do know some people that are still welfare sucking bogans that will always be welfare sucking bogans. Think small, live small.

partying with friends.
motorcycle chicanery.
guzzling cold ice break.
stargazing whilst drunk.
body surfing.
electrical storms.
listening to a metal track that is so metal ya just gotta go /,,/ metal.
sinister dnb.
chillin' in front of the fishtanks.
zen archery.
good comedy. (like the latest southpark where cartman & wendy are about to fight & butters yells out 'f*** him up wendy!'... bahaha! that cracks me up)
satisfaction of a job well done.
a sense of purpose.
roast turkey.

Shaved legs on clean sheets

Yeah that's niiiice... and also freshly shaved legs in pool... mmm

Mine are..

- A cup of tea after a bacon and egg breakfast
- Fresh juices made in front of me
- Winter / Cold stinging feet in shower
- Starting the last chapter of a book, or last ep in a season
- Finding a bargain
- Jesse Hughes
- Camembert cheese and homebrand cracked pepper crackers

there's nothing like a freshly shaved scrotum, it's breathtaking.

going to sleep while its raining
getting your hair cut

- Minty fresh breath

- minxy waxing my balls

You know, you could have posted you photo again pave. You could just say "This:"

believe me pal, i've considered it a few times

Well, you know how much Minxy enjoys it. Probably even more than waxing your balls...

but i would need to photoshop the chick out of it

- The long drive to my bf's house

I'm glad he's got you trained to drive over there so he doesn't have to use his fuel.

I'm worth his fuel :(

but i would need to photoshop the chick out of it

Did you get in trouble for posting it? norty!

- The smell of nice aftershave
- Ice magic
- Scalp massages

stinky stop stealing my lines. that's a warning.

over your head mantra

I hope you also warned Dr. Evil.

Raining when you don't have to do something outside.

Storms too. Storms are sic. But all the storms are mediocre lately. Whatcha doing up in the Heavens man?! Smoken weed? Doin bitches? How could you be so busy to not brew up a semi-hurricane for us?

...anyway

Oh I forgot to mention:

AmericUSTRALIA, f*** YEAH!

McDonalds, f*** YEAH!
Wal-Mart, f*** YEAH!
The Gap, f*** YEAH!
Baseball, f*** YEAH!
NFL, f***, YEAH!
Rock and roll, f*** YEAH!
The Internet, f*** YEAH!
Slavery, f*** YEAH!

Starbucks, f*** YEAH!
Disney world, f*** YEAH!
Porno, f*** YEAH!
Valium, f*** YEAH!
Reeboks, f*** YEAH!
Fake Tits, f*** YEAH!
Sushi, f*** YEAH!
Taco Bell, f*** YEAH!
Rodeos, f*** YEAH!
Bed bath and beyond (f*** yeah, f*** yeah)

Liberty, f*** YEAH!
White Slips, f*** YEAH!
The Alamo, f*** YEAH!
Band-aids, f*** YEAH!
Las Vegas, f*** YEAH!
Christmas, f*** YEAH!
Immigrants, f*** YEAH!
Popeye, f*** YEAH!
Democrats, f*** YEAH!
Republicans (republicans)
(f*** yeah, f*** yeah)
Sportsmanship
Books

over your head mantra

So much on this forum is over my head... ah to be one of the cool kids again.

I hope by that you don't mean you haven't seen Team America: World Police?

Funniest s*** ever...

- Smoking tyres
- Being paid $$$
- Not going to work
- Going for a walk in the morning while it's still cool in the morning then having a big brekky somewhere
- Travelling with my wife (in Aus or overseas, all good)
- BBQ's involving steak, sausages, beer and pools
- Working on cars (ok, finishing working on cars is the best bit)
- Learning how to do useful fixit stuff with my dad (go dadpower, fixed our automated gates and our rangehood on the weekend)
- Squats and military press

the feeling when you slightly penetrate a girl with the head of ur penis, then pull out and repeat

^hahaha

probably the best thing you've posted on qgl so far

the feeling when you slightly penetrate a girl with the head of ur penis, then pull out and repeat

I was gonna write the exact same thing!, but only the first time, once he's wet that feelings gone!.

o_O

didn't your mother ever tell you not to double dip ?

Detailed enough? Lolz

- buffalo wings
- being super important
- long distance headshots
- chilling with my pilot buddies in the officers mess
- teaching my puppy new trix
- having a hot wifey that is also an awesome cook
- fan mail from international randoms telling of parties playing nothing but djstrex mixes all night
- dominating a server
- owning a nice unit in good area with awesome view
- week long benders with mates
- non-airsoft guns
- smashing down spicy curries that would melt mere mortals
- cranking beats at extreme volumes
- canadian club + dry + lime
- watching sport with mates when its a good close game
- owning the cutest puppy ever. bar none.
- steak & beer with good company
- rainbow paddlepops

I want a puppy

- my cat
- wakeboarding with mates
- house parties
- caining around in speed boats
- telecommuting
- going to the gym with mates
- swimming
- the chase
- watching rugby with mates

For me it is anything related to drinking, rooting and watching fights. I am a simple man with simple pleasures.

-Friday Nights
-Saturday Nights
-Sunday Mornings

- having a hot wifey that is also an awesome cook

read as
- having a hot wifey that also has an awesome cock

:o

last edited by Kat at 14:19:49 29/Oct/08

Snap

it works either way? if shes got an awesome cock it probably belongs to strex amirite

* the smell of fuel (petty station..)
* drinking some water right after you've brushed your teath
* eating some great swiss cheese right after some great red wine
* hot fish and chips with mayonase (some bloody pom got me hooked on this while i was traveling - i used to love t.sauce way more and swore by it)
* coming home and telling your wifey that you just got promoted/a pay rise
* having your wifey cook you something special just cause she felt like it
* buying your wifey something and leaving it somewhere for her to find without her even knowing about it and receiving a lovey sms while at work etc
* droping another 'full time' work day off your week because your start up busines is doing so well to merit it - having your work support that decision because your valued
* showing the daughter something new for the first time (starfish at seaworld - she then went on to crush a bit of soft coral - lol)
* trying my hardest to win at the 'daughter asks you a question about like' 'you answer it' rince and repeat untill daughter has no more questions
* finishing a hobby project you started ages ago and the wifey never thought you would finish but never told you, only supported you through your copious spending and time consuming
* seeing the wifey take up something or do something she has wanted to do for a long time but never been able to

* drinking some water right after you've brushed your teath

hahaha just was talking about that, spooky, i love it, water has never tasted better!

huh?

I think spooky as in creepy, rather than spook in a luvy duvy way.

I love Jalna and quality Greek yogurts.

last edited by mission at 14:45:27 29/Oct/08

haha, she's obsessed with you dude. She sees you even when you aren't there

4reals?
im onboard, ill tell wifey its over and to get out of my house

Spook jnr staying or going?

wouldn't a smart man keep both ?

Yeah you still need one to cook and clean while you 'service' the other.

- cracking open a freezing can of Mother

- cracking open a freezing can of Mother

then pouring it down the sink coz it tastes like a carbonated version of the anti-ringworm medicine i was given as a kid ;p

no you would like a nice warm cup of horlicks before bed. :P

cracking open a freezing can of Mother

thats horrible, i would rather crack open a can of dr.pepper thats been sitting in the sun for a month, than drink that s***

it tastes just like redbull now, except in a ridiculously huge can

f*** drinking that s*** regularly

i dont give a f*** what it tastes like now, i made the horrible error of trying the original and will never drink that s*** again.. no matter how many times coke tells me to buy it cause its bigger and better

Yeah, the first one was shocking.

Haven't tried the new one yet.

I like boobs, and girls who like to show off their boobs. I like GWEN !

:)

http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/et/images/gwens_tits.jpg

The version without the QGL logo is better somehow....

wouldn't a smart man keep both ?

We're talking about spook...

* Gwens boobies

id like to see her mummy cans right about now

Testify brutha!!

;

ps

* Gwens tummy

- crushing pave in an armwrestle
- climbing up/over stuff/maybe jumping a fence
- riding a bike
- nailing a reverse parallel park and having people point out how f***ing awesome you are at parking
- doing big bad hoops around a roundabout in the wet, the kind of hoops you can keep doing until you get bored of looking awesome, then linking it up the road and not crashing into a pole like pave haha what a d*******
- fumbling something random like knocking a glass off the table then catching it before it hits the ground, totally making up for fumbling it in the first place
- throwing a playing card across the room and it goes all flat and straight and hits your target causing damage +2
- spinning a big, solid metal pen between your fingers while thinking about s***
- the first 30 to 45 seconds of excited chatter when someone comes around your house to get drunk before you go out on the town
- some s*** from '99/2000 comes on the radio and its not old enough to be vintage but its still been a while since you heard it, and you're like oh f*** yeah i remember this s***. Like Wyclef Jean ft The Rock - It doesnt matter. "Cos if you aint sharin, people aint carin, come up in the hood and they take everything you wearin"
- Knowing all the lyrics to The Gambler even tho singing that s*** is played out
- Getting under a jacked up car and undoing a heap of bolts with a ring spanner and feeling manly as hell
- catching a set of car keys
- verdana, 8pt

these are things you've done/do maxe, not your dreams

ps. verdana is awesome

last edited by paveway at 15:47:10 29/Oct/08

f*** verdana:

only acceptable fonts int his world are arial and times roman (maybe courier if it has to be fixed width)

all other fonts are fail

- getting a CAPTCHA correct.

- Century Gothic 11 (especially with Italics)

* Humane theme using Envy Code R font for programming environments. VS version (xcode version is good too)

Full version of Gwen:
http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/et/images/nsfw_gwens_tits.jpg

I used to like tahoma, now I'm a Calibri fan.

I just realised how f***ing lame that sounds.

VERDANA!! yeah! So down with that s***.

Also alot of what maxe said.

it's ok laura, you probably have more chance of smashing me in an arm wrestle

* Humane theme using Envy Code R font for programming environments. VS version (xcode version is good too)

That's an awesome theme and font, thanks for that. :) It's my new VS2005 theme :)

- Verdana 11 point or Tahoma 11 point. Never Times New Roman.
- Getting sweet text msgs out of the blue
- When my cat nuzzles up against me

garamond for life

garamond for life

QFT. Wife agrees.

garamond for life

QFT. Wife agrees.

MY missus agrees too.

fixedsys is the lore :D

I'm with Mantrap, Calibri is awesome
Verdana is another favourite
Arial is cool but getting old.
Times (and all serif fonts) are for print media only
Garamond is for the gays.


last edited by Hogfather at 18:01:17 29/Oct/08

What's gay about garamond? Its the best Resume font ever.

Just look at it, all curly and nice. I can see it on a My Little Pony package or something.

On a completely unrelated note I have a contact who sends me annoying emails in that font.

i always get a giggle outta ppl that send resumes in comic sans serif font... be fine if you're applying for the position of a CLOWN!#! :D

You've actually seen that?!

My CV is in Tahoma.

- cadbury peppermint chocolate
- on a hot summers day bucket of kfc in bed watching the cricket aircon on.
- the beach
- girls with breasts that bounce when they walk/run etc
- seafood
- state of origin football

- Catching a flip trick on ur feet before landing
- Blending beats at after parties
- Getting sideways in the wet
- Christmas mit beer, prawns & fams
- New suits
- Melbourne
- That weird shuttery feeling when you take a piss sometimes..

- your partner
- your closest best mates
- money
- happiness

did u go to a private girls school by any chance?^^

nah, pete is a boy. he finds people who drop soap

did u go to a private girls school by any chance?^^

once, but then the cops turned up

once, but then the cops turned up

3 excel-loads worth

cycling on a crisp spring morn
having a checky pint on top of a mountain at lunch when snowboarding
check-raising with then nuts
kicking the footy with the boys
when the missus says "do you mind if i go out with the girls tonight?" and you can sit at home and watch stupid sports on espn in HD
getting good service at a good restraunt

- Sleeping under a dooner with the air con on (or alternatively a fan) - best night's sleep ever!
- Handing an assignment in/finishing an exam and absolutely kicking arse.
- Getting your hair done; even just a haircut feels really good.
- Summer - holidays, warm weather, the beach, ice-cream.
- My amazing bf who sent me flowers at work yesterday, who cooks for me frequently, gives me massages on demand, will shop with me for a full hour before complaining, and who means the world to me.

- Sleeping under a dooner with the air con on (or alternatively a fan) - best night's sleep ever!

Biggest waste of energy ever

Biggest waste of energy ever

the way i see it is, they are finding out ways to make clean energy, like pumping water into used oil holes and letting the earth heat it to produce steam to turn turbines.

using the motion of waves to rotate turbines.

tapping the thermal vents at the bottom of the ocean to turn turbines etc..

energy is something that wont be an issue once oil runs out and the oil companies brush off their secret patents. At least thats what i _hope_ the future holds.



heres some more
* finishing a game for the first time without any help
* using a strat that you've learnt through hundreds of deaths to 'own' someone (thinking dota here) over and over and over again.
* moddng/hacking stuff to get the most out of it such as nas/xbox/old pc hardware etc etc

* landing a big fish while holding a beer
* winning a huge pot with a bluff
* opening a new purchase (boxes/plastic wrap etc)
* surprise sex
* surprise money

Biggest waste of energy ever

Oh Kat *sigh* :)

I didn't say I did it everyday now. Only usually do that when I'm sick.

I thought sleeping with aircon on can make you sick? What temp do you usually set it?

energy is something that wont be an issue once oil runs out and the oil companies brush off their secret patents. At least thats what i _hope_ the future holds.

lol

surprise sex

on you or by you?

either

That's an awesome theme and font, thanks for that. :) It's my new VS2005 theme :)

Yeah I can't stand the white background with green comments, bright blue keywords, and red strings approach nowadays. Its too harsh.

I thought sleeping with aircon on can make you sick? What temp do you usually set it?

Sleep with the aircon on BUT with a doona. Don't do it very often; just helps me fall asleep easily. Don't have it settoo cool either - it's one of the older types of aircons with about 5 different settings, mine is on the middle one.

hi judge

hi db... u used to play cs about 3 or more years ago ay?

I love sleeping with the fan on full blast and being all rugged up under a blanket. Sleep reallllly well then