Somewhat amusing article. Sample below:

Canon also asked its staff to report the strange objects that they had found in damaged equipment. The list included stockings, a condom, a kitchen knife, a sausage roll and a vibrator -- although presumably not all in the same machine.

Full article over here.

Year round abuse of a_w continues unabated.

And is further justified with every post.

a_w did this article come from slashdot?

no.

HAHAHA AW EVERYONE HERE HATES U!!11

a_w is a fag im cool now

yeah, deathranger knows how it works, say something extreamly obvious and your on your way to insta cool! can i join too? i mean, screw having an orriginal oppinion like "hey A_W, compared to your other posts. this one isn't so bad". nah, f*** that. i just want QGL acceptance, i mean seriously who wants acceptance of some group of people that only still hang around because they are hopefull that the QGL lans will start again.

retard.

another step to being cool is not being WhiteWolf

To her dismay, the unfused copy was still in the machine and everyone in the office recognized who it belonged to."

sounds like she's a repeat offender

On the more natural side, they encountered hazards such as mice, a sleeping cat, spiders, a crab, a swarm of bees, a cockroach, and even a snake.

wtf? a sleeping cat? A CRAB?!!$@#

a_w did this article come from slashdot?

haha

group of people that only still hang around because they are hopefull that the QGL lans will start again.

I hang around for entirely different reasons, people only ever play games at lans that make me motion sick, I just like the whole local geek to talk gamer crap with thing.

Still... kudos this *is* a better thread than usual A_W fare.

That's ok WhiteWolf, we hate u too