Melbourne, Tuesday


The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. The
announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the
Australian
Government's Youth Opportunity scheme and employ people from Macquarie
Fields.

The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how
unemployed youths from the Macquarie Fields area were able to remove a
set
of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas
Ferrari's
existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions of euros worth of
high-tech equipment.

John Howard went on record as saying this was a bold move by the Ferrari
management, which demonstrated the international recognition of
Australia's
employment practices under his Liberal government. As most races are won
and lost in the pits, Ferrari now have an advantage over every team.

However, Ferrari may have got more than they bargained for......At the
crew's first practice session, the Macquarie Fields pit crew successfully changed the tyres in under 6 seconds, and then within 12 seconds they had
re-sprayed, re-badged, and sold the vehicle to the McLaren team for a
slab
of VB, a kilogram of speed and some photos of Montoya's girlfriend in the
shower.

Go Alonso

i would like some photos of montoyas girlfriend in the shower

nice joke :D

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haha.

very nice