... I imagine they'd look a little like this:

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/4703/tacky13wf.jpg
http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/2516/tacky152iq.jpg
http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/4541/tacky140xe.jpg
http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/9710/tacky134xx.jpg
http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/2931/tacky123yg.jpg
http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/8099/tacky47in.jpg
http://img323.imageshack.us/img323/606/tacky76cj.jpg
...mm, indeed...

... and the band.
http://img323.imageshack.us/img323/6268/tacky88uq.jpg

I think I get what they were going for, but I'd say they missed - quite substantially. Don't get me wrong, I think (under normal circumstances) Jordan is hot. I was, however, under the impression that the idea is NOT to look like a skank at your own wedding...

'The second we saw Katie [Jordan], it was hard not to feel emotional,' bridesmaid and Liberty X singer Michelle Heaton said. 'Seeing her in the dress really brought tears to my eyes...'

I'll bet.

Boobs are fake. Either that or naturally Large and round. Which does happen.

Who are the people in the picture anyway?

so who are they again?

Peter Andre - Aussie popstar export, was something of a big deal in the 90's, defected to the UK. They can keep him.

Jordan - Topless model. And yes, they're fake.

last edited by amyescence at 21:27:51 18/Sep/05

What did he do?

And it's just "Jordan" ? No full name?

That's one ugly kid

Just gimme some kind of sign girl, oh my babyyy, show me that your mine girl, oh yeah!

Jordans real name is Katie Price you f***ing porn/naked model star noob :P

last edited by Skitza at 21:34:21 18/Sep/05

Whoa, I see titties and a nuke.

Pshf. It's art.

ROFL

8-)

Yes, the airbrushing is 'art'.

She needs a permit for those things.

last edited by mission at 21:43:21 18/Sep/05

Yes... well I guess they wanted all of her to be fake.

zomgnwsboobz.

also, that kid is retarded. Apparently it's from fetal alcohol syndrome, or so the rumors go.

lol. Those tits are freaking HUGE. haha. That's too much.

And yeah, "art" , the wonderful cover term anyone can use for anything. :)

Apparently not, actually. According to sources I've read, the doctors told her it's nothing to do with that and she shouldn't feel guilty. But I like the other version better too. Feel sorry for the kid though, I think she's blind as well.

it's a girl?

it's a girl?

Apparently so... unfortunate looking in the extreme, but a girl nonetheless.

I dont like kids, but I hate seeing them with mental illnesses.

EDIT: I mean disabled or along those lines. Mental illness was prolly the wrong word.


last edited by Reverend Evil at 21:57:21 18/Sep/05

Nuked it, mainly cos of the topless Peter Andre pictures, nobody should be subjected to that.

Boobs are fake.

you can tell just by looking

Boobs are fake

Not to mention terrifying. You need the music from 2001 playing as those things come into view.

"Oh my god, its full of nipple!"

her tits are too big to not look like a skank with that much hanging out

Those boobs aren't fake, they are clearly photoshopped since one boob appears to be bigger than the other.

last edited by Booyah at 22:42:45 18/Sep/05

Yes. I'm sure every photo of her is photoshopped. Of course.

Also

Nuked it, mainly cos of the topless Peter Andre pictures, nobody should be subjected to that.

ROFL. Fair call.

last edited by amyescence at 22:45:14 18/Sep/05

Yes. I'm sure every photo of her is photoshopped. Of course.

You only have 40 posts, you wouldn't understand.

that is one ugly baby

Heh, Peter Andres brother owns a motel on the sunshine coast. Talk about extremes.

A_W how old are you ?

Boobs are fake. Either that or naturally Large and round. Which does happen.

Yes, so what you're saying is they're either fake or they're not...

Shhhh! Genius at work.

No, im saying they are most likely fake due to odd size and shape, but could be by small small chance naturally unusually large. I guess 75/25 split on the odds.

I think majorly photoshopped chick pics are more damaging to the public than peter andre.

"That's no moon, that's a space station!"
"It's too big to be a space station.."

ITS A TRAP!

Heh, Peter Andres brother owns a motel on the sunshine coast. Talk about extremes.

and pete andre was working there until just recently when they shot "get me out of here, im a celebrity" on the coast

talk about lifestyle change, now pete is back in the lime light

did you have photos of the cake? (the pix arent loading for me)

apparently they were replicas of her boobs

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/8020/tacky55wl.jpg

One of my mates remarked that their cake looks like "polar bear poo". Yummy.

last edited by amyescence at 06:52:47 19/Sep/05

:(
that doesnt look like boobs

I was about to comment that I can only see the pic of Peter and the band... then I saw the cake pic.

How Princess Barbie.

wow pimpin photos

It looks like you should be able to take off her crown and blow bubbles out of it.

fake tits ftl

classy

8008135! They're as big as her head @_@

I agree with Loki, fake titties FTL. Cyborg women who obey your every order and are indistinguishable from real women FTW

Cyborg women who obey your every order and are indistinguishable from real women FTW

Heh. Found one of those yet?

Im sure the japs are working very hard on the concept right now.
I for one would be an excelent patron of the finished product ... as long as there was a no nagging and bitching and whining option.

That cake is rediculously huge. :|

Man I don't know what they where thinking...

"hmmmm lets get married and have the tackiest wedding eva yay!!"

Traditional wedding cakes taste like pure ass. I'd go something like a chocolate, cheese or mud cake. Something that is actually nice to eat.

Boobs are fake. Either that or naturally Large and round. Which does happen.

you sound like you've had experience with boobs before. haha

also booyah, all girls have one boob bigger than the other, it's just that 99% of the time it's so slight that it's un-noticable

Traditional wedding cakes taste like pure ass. I'd go something like a chocolate, cheese or mud cake. Something that is actually nice to eat.

Yerp. I'm going to have me a white chocolate mud cake/normal mud cake at mine - and no Barbie crown.

... well, you know... one day.

nice boobs shame about the head though

also fake tits ftw

her neck is almost as tall as the cake!

unnatural and ultimately useless silicon bags, also she looks different every photo I would never pick her out unless named.

Is that like a pillar cake or something with roses? Spose it looks okay