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Topic: New Fuel Alternative = Cats
WetWired
Posts: 1937
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe/09/14/germany.catfuel.reut/index.html

Dead Cat, 3 Times
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mongie
Posts: 3374
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Nice Grinspoon Reference.
captivate
Posts: 130
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
At least someone is being practical, which is more than can be said for most!

Extreme future situations are going to require extreme measures for resolution!

*Ponders what other random animals could be used*
StreX
Posts: 4746
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
the only good cat is a bio-diesel fuel cat.
A_W
Posts: 384
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

lol, that is too funny.
HERMITech
Posts: 2910
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Why not use dogs, they're generally much bigger and are pretty useless anyway
Crizane Tribal
Posts: 637
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Why not use dogs, they're generally much bigger and are pretty useless anyway

Yeah, they only protect your home and family, provide companion ship and entertain you. What do cats do? Come to you when they want food. Whores.
Tiny
Posts: 517
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
I am interested about how this guy actually gets viable diesel out of a cat. Assuming he combines it with other materials, i would say the cat is a pointless ingredient. Actually i think he is crazy;. :-)

The germans, back to there old killing ways.

Hey wet, i just realised something, is that guy in your avatar, in that trailer park show on comedy central, hahah hes so f***en funny. "im the green barstard!!!"

last edited by Tiny at 13:58:23 15/Sep/05
C0deBasher
Posts: 808
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
why do I feel nervous about Germans burning living creatures?

Xy
Posts: 147
Location: Mackay, Queensland
Better yet, why not use retarded and crippled humans along with serial criminals and societal leeches who never get off the dole?

You would be removing a vast drain on societies energy needs while having an influx of an incredible amount of new bio matter for the production of diesel!

It's pure magic as an idea for averting a massive energy shortage.
A_W
Posts: 386
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

lol CT.

Dogs have Masters.
Cats have Staff.

That's why. heh.
darius
Posts: 246
Location: Gold Coast, Queensland
then you could switch to jews etc as well?
trog
AGN Admin
Posts: 17371
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
If there's a better use for cats, it hasn't been discovered yet
WetWired
Posts: 1940
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
yeah that's bubbles from trailer park boys
Fish
Posts: 1649
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
somehow this conjures up images of someone stuffing a cat into a time-traveling delorean
WhiteWolf
Posts: 1848
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
the site says its illegal to use dead cats as fuel. i don't see how thats possible. ITS A f***ING DEAD CAT, you can do what ever the f*** you want to it.

also. you can make desel fuel out of sunflowers, or sunflowerseeds or the hidden oil room under the sunflowers, i forget. but either way, its possible to do it.
Jacknife
Posts: 30
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
The more cats you hit while you drive, the more dead cats you have and the further you could drive. The cycle continues.
taggs
Posts: 410
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Article is wrong. Was written first by some german tabloid/s*** newspaper.

http://today.reuters.co.uk/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=2005-09-14T160628Z_01_MAR457954_RTRIDST_0_OUKOE-UK-GERMANY-CATS.XML
taggs
Posts: 411
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
:O ^^^^^ massive link, can someone whose not a html noob like myself shorten it plz?
Fish
Posts: 1650
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
<a href="http://your.url.com">short text here</a>
Goody
Posts: 1331
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
ahhhh glad there is another thread i can use this in...
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~deajan1/cbf catty.jpg
benneth
Posts: 1149
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
rofl at goody
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