Background:

got a call from a "surveying group" who were intrested in broadband prices in my area. Indian accents so i knew who they were and broke out the mic.

Basically they asked me about my ISP (camel internet) and my mobile (Wombat mobile) and then tore my current isp plan (100megs 256kb/s for 99.99 a month) to shreds, telling me that DODO internet had better plans. After telling me that they passed me onto a "manager" who "sold" me the deal.

Below is a part of it, the full one goes for 15 mins and is uneventfull because the stupid bastads wont bite

Highlights:
www.gusrc.org/other.mp3
www.gusrc.org/chick.mp3

hurry uuuup. I'm wetting myself with excitement!!

btw, what do you use to record them ?

mic pressed up to the earpiece

thinking of buying a proper phone so i can do these professionally lol

Yo splat, i have a really good speaker phone laying around somewhere if you are interested. You might even be able to have it

im gona use speakerphone next time anyway dude

OMG i got a call too, he seriously talked to me for 15 mons about the warrenty of my "new cheap mobile plan"

i hung up
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hahaha! you nearly got him to get onto goatse!

Bah, the only thing that first one was the bender joke.

yeah as i said this one was lame cus they wer't acting stupid

What is it with these indian wankers? Ive had about 12 calls this week from them.

As soon as I hear an accent that's not Australian I hang up straight away.

i did that, then they called back

rude a******s

hahah nice work

not as funny as some of your calls, but still quite good.

lol got a call from one yesterday also, ffs indian's cant under stand them...lol, hung up on the idiot after about 5 seconds.

rofl at 'the wide bandwidth at goatse'

nice

i did some telemarketing for a little bit and a surprising percentage of the people i was working with were indian. no idea why.

Haha well done but its goat.cx

i was googeling when i was talking to him but goat.cx is f***ed:(

i love the quality of your work Low,

im going to refer your phone number to as many telemarketing companies as i can so that you can make some more entertaining pranks

cheers, have been signing up online for EVERYTHING using mums phone number so im hoping for more calls

ahaha ^^

Damn Lowgoz they must have you on a must call list or something....this is what the 3rd or 4th call youve done?

awesome stuff

One common element exists between all the mp3's..

You really confuse them about your sexuality.