an oldie but a goodie.


A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a New South Wales state of origin fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are New South Wales state of origin fans too. Not really knowing what that is, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air.

There is, however, one exception. Janet had not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.

"Because I'm not a NSW state of origin fan," she answered.

"Then, asks the teacher, "what are you?"

"I'm a Queensland state of origin fan," boasts Janet.

Surprised there is such a creature, the teacher asks Janet why...

"Well, my dad and mum are Queensland fans, so I'm a Queensland fan as well,"she responds.

"That's no reason," the teacher says. "What if your mum was a moron and your dad an idiot? What would you be then?"

Janet smiles and says, "then I'd be a NSW state of origin fan."

haha smart ass :P

its funny coz its true

although im pretty sure every male that lives in sydney fancies teh cawk

certainly all the sydney males i know love schlong

OFF YOUR HEADS

think i heard that one last year, still funny though

an oldie but a goodie.

Hence that comment

A man had great tickets for the State of Origin Final. As he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No", he says. "The seat is empty".

This is incredible!" said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the State of Origin, the biggest sporting event in Australia, and not use it?" He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was
supposed to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first State of Origin we haven't been to together since we got married." "Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the seat?"







The man shakes his head. "No. They're all at the funeral."

^^ BAHAHAHA

ahah bung

some origin tickets for the 3rd game are going for $800... im tryin to convince ma bro to sell his >< (and his seats are better than the ones that went for 800)

ahaha bung wins this thread

ROFL bung.

SPeaking of origin.
Billy Slater Dropped

Team: Matt Bowen, Ty Williams, Shaun Berrigan, Paul Bowman, Matt Sing, Darren Lockyer (capt), Johnathan Thurston, Petero Civoniceva, Cameron Smith, Danny Nutley, Michael Crocker, Brad Thorn, Chris Flannery. Interchange: Ben Ross, Ashley Harrison, Corey Parker, TBA

BLUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

SPOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRT

somebodys jealous^^^^

Two boys in Brisbane are playing football when one of the boys is attacked
by a vicious Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips a board off

the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar, and twists, breaking the dog's neck.

A Courier Mail Press reporter hears about the incident and rushes over to interview the boy.

"Young Lions Fan Saves Friend from Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.

But I'm not a Lions fan," the little hero replies.

"Sorry, since we are in Brisbane I just assumed you were," says the reporter, and he starts again.

"Bronco's Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," ! he jots in his notebook.

"I'm not a Bronco fan either," the boy responds.

The reporter starts again, "Maroons supporter risks life in heroic rescue".

"But I'm not a Maroon fan either" says the boy.

"I assumed everyone in Brisbane was either for the Lions, Broncos or the Maroons.

What team do you cheer for?" the reporter asks.

"I'm a Blue's fan," the boy says.

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes,

"Little Redneck Cockroach Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet."

anyone who doesnt like sport is obviously not hetro

I don't like sport, it takes away peoples passion to maim and kill.

anyone who doesnt like sport is obviously not hetro

Agree 100%

sorry about the arrows.. CBFed taking them out


> > > >Michael Hagan goes to a meeting with Ricky Stuart.
> > > >After the meeting, Michael says to Ricky, "Well Ricky, I don't know
> >what
> > > >you think of your players from NSW, but mine are all bright and
> > > >brilliant."
> > > >
> > > >"How do you know?" asks Ricky.
> > > >
> > > >"Oh well, it's simple", says Michael. "They all have to take special
> > > >tests before they can play here. Just watch this."
> > > >
> > > >He calls Darren Lockyer over and asks him, "Tell me Darren, who is the
> > > >child of your father and of your mother who is not your brother and is
> > > >not your sister?"
> > > >
> > > >Ah, that's simple Michael", says Darren, "it's me!"
> > > >
> > > >"Well done Locky",says Michael and Ricky is very impressed.
> > > >
> > > >Ricky returns to NSW and wonders about the intelligence of his team.
> > > >
> > > >He calls in his captain Danny Buderus and asks, "Danny, tell me, who
>is
> > > >the child of your father and of your mother who is not your brother
>and
> > > >is not your sister?"
> > > >
> > > >Danny thinks and thinks and doesn't know the answer. "Can I think
>about
> > > >it a bit more Ricky, and I'll give you the answer tomorrow?"
> > > >
> > > >"Of course," says Ricky, "you've got 24 hours."
> > > >
> > > >Danny goes away, thinks as hard as he can, calls in his team-mates but
> > > >no-one knows the answer. 20 hours later, Danny is very worried-still
>no
> > > >answer and only 4 hours to go.
> > > >
> > > >Eventually Danny says "I know, I'll ring Brad Fittler, he's clever,
> > > >he'll know the answer." He calls Brad.
> > > >
> > > >"Brad," he says, "tell me, who is the child of your father and of your
> > > >mother who is not your brother and is not your sister?"
> > > >
> > > >"Very simple", says Brad, "it's me!"
> > > >
> > > >"Of course", says Danny and rings Ricky.
> > > >
> > > >"Ricky", says Danny, "I've got the answer: it's Brad Fittler".
> > > >
> > > >"No, you idiot", says Ricky, "it's Darren Lockyer".

haha grunt.

It's certainly not an ORIGINAL joke! BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAAHA

all good. :D

Will be interesting to see if Bowen plays well, looks like a decent QLD team with Nutley and hopefully Carroll in the side.

an oldie but a goodie.

fixed

anyone who doesnt like sport is obviously not hetro

i agree with the old man

A Courier Mail Press reporter hears about the incident and rushes over to interview the boy.

Probably be something like "Dog-day for QLD teenager"

Or some s***ty pun like that

What step said

anyone who doesnt like sport is obviously not hetro

so i must be gay because i don't like watching a bunch of guys run around in really short shirts, groping each other, playing with balls and engaging in other homoerotic behaviour.

so i must be gay

yep

Woman goes to doctor and says "doctor, my vagina keeps singing good old NSW forever.
Doctor says: "Don't worry madam, alot of c***s do that this time of year"


:)