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Topic: (anti)sex machines (literally)
Hunter
Posts: 1928
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
This wired.com article just rolled into my RSS reader and I must say it was quite cringe-inducing:
Not all that long ago, sex-obsessed inventors channeled their creativity into designing torturous devices designed to prevent men, women and children from accessing their genitals except to urinate -- and even that could not have been easy.

The U.S. Patent Office Sex Inventions exhibition at the Museum of Sex in New York showcases a number of these Victorian anti-sex devices, contrasting them with the sexual aids proposed in the 1970s and 1980s.

One contraption encircles the penis and attaches to the pubic hair with little clamps. If an erection occurs during the night, the clamps pull the hair, which wakes the wearer so he can make sure he doesn't ejaculate.

The patent office approved that stroke of genius in 1889.

Another proposed invention, patented in 1893, relies on water to cool the penis and scrotum in an attempt to prevent nocturnal emissions. Sound uncomfortable? It's actually an improvement over the Spermatorrhea Ring of 1862, which used sharp metal points to discourage erections.


Check out the original article for links to pics of some of the devices including an 'anti-masturbation suit'. Makes you wonder what kind of sadistic arseholes thought up these devices.
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Idol
Posts: 80
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Don't worry hunter I don't think you're in any danger of copping an unwated shag anytime soon.
Hunter
Posts: 1929
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
You're a dick.
d[o_0]b
Posts: 344
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Don't worry hunter I don't think you're in any danger of copping an unwated shag anytime soon.
Burgz
Posts: 1707
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Don't worry hunter I don't think you're in any danger of copping an unwated shag anytime soon.


Seven
Posts: 419
Location: Central Coast, New South Wales
Don't worry hunter I don't think you're in any danger of copping an unwated shag anytime soon.
ravn0s
Posts: 2727
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Don't worry hunter I don't think you're in any danger of copping an unwated shag anytime soon.
Don't worry hunter I don't think you're in any danger of copping an unwated shag anytime soon.
Fish
Posts: 1517
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Don't worry hunter I don't think you're in any danger of copping an unwated shag anytime soon.
Don't worry hunter I don't think you're in any danger of copping an unwated shag anytime soon.
Don't worry hunter I don't think you're in any danger of copping an unwated shag anytime soon.
HERMITech
Posts: 2390
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

Don't worry hunter I don't think you're in any danger of copping an unwated shag anytime soon.
Don't worry hunter I don't think you're in any danger of copping an unwated shag anytime soon.
Don't worry hunter I don't think you're in any danger of copping an unwated shag anytime soon.
Fireblood
Posts: 7190
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
yay bandwagons....

grow up boys.
reload!
Posts: 1816
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Don't worry hunter I don't think you're in any danger of copping an unwated shag anytime soon.


EDIT: NEVER!!

last edited by reload! at 23:00:21 17/Jun/05
got bean
Posts: 2089
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
http://www.kneeguru.co.uk/assets/images/bandwagon.gif
d0mino
Posts: 1972
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
Don't worry hunter I don't think you're in any danger of copping an unwated shag anytime soon.

lol best thread evar.
cs_master
Posts: 34
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
(anti)sex machines (literally)


lol, fords been making these for years

typo
Posts: 4119
Location: Other International
why is everybody so interested in hunters sex life?
Tung
Posts: 2933
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
hahaha love the ford call
whoop
Posts: 8648
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
I went to that site but it wanted me to install some quest3d crap so I said NEIN! and closed it.
to the bandwagoners:
http://users.bigpond.net.au/ritsuko/emoticons/rolleyesbarf.gif
bung
Posts: 423
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
i love bandwagons

Don't worry hunter I don't think you're in any danger of copping an unwated shag anytime soon.
ravn0s
Posts: 2728
Location: Brisbane, Queensland

Astroboy
Posts: 2253
Location: Germany
Trog, you should ban all these people would have turned this thread to s***. So these jews some power!
z0r
Posts: 1288
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
cs_master wins.

also, it was funny the first few times.
Booyah
Posts: 3773
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
wtf bean that image is so random
Astroboy
Posts: 2254
Location: Germany
Band...wagon?

Keep up Booyah
taggs
Posts: 198
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
ahaha thread made my night. yay qgl
nat
Posts: 1518
Location:
ahahahahahaha
Booyah
Posts: 3775
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
oh bandwagon... i thought been was posting pic of someone looking like himself (first guy)
reload!
Posts: 1817
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
nat's avatar is tripping me the f*** out
Burgz
Posts: 1709
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
i bet cs_master is hunter, trying to be cool, like an alter-ego sort of thing!
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