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Hunter
Posts: 1914
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Apparently in Nigeria they arrest cows.
NIGERIAN police have arrested a cow that killed a bus driver who was urinating on a highway, a police spokesman said. |
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| #0 10:36pm 15/06/05 |
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Fireblood
Posts: 7184
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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What the....
it even says the cows being detained at the station! :| |
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| #1 10:45pm 15/06/05 |
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Goody
Posts: 1171
Location: Other International
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They are waiting for the spit to be brought in from a neighbouring villiage :)
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| #2 10:46pm 15/06/05 |
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Eds
Posts: 7473
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Im waiting for the video release
Hunters mum does nigeria. |
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| #3 10:49pm 15/06/05 |
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Merlyn
Posts: 414
Location: Other International
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Coming Soon - The Latest Nigerian Scam Letter
Dear sir/ma'am My name Iwanna Ripuoff and i pleade my case to you. My cow was recently imprisoned for a crime it didn't commit. "Bessy" has been saving her milk money and now has aproximatly $40 million in hiding and all i need is a foreign account to transfer it to ....... |
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| #4 11:13pm 15/06/05 |
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natslovR
Posts: 4402
Location: Canberra, Australian Capital Territory
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British law use to try animals too. it's nothing new.
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| #5 11:15pm 15/06/05 |
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HERMITech
Posts: 2384
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Same but different..
Aren't American Corporations recognisd as having the same rights as a human? |
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| #6 11:18pm 15/06/05 |
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Booyah
Posts: 3761
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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I bet ya the fat ugly cow will come out before corby will.
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| #7 11:19pm 15/06/05 |
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shad
Posts: 1103
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Nigeria please.
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| #8 11:23pm 15/06/05 |
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eu4ia
Posts: 561
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Headline: "Judge sentences cow to execution by maccas staff." Go ahead punk, make my happy meal.
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| #9 11:28pm 15/06/05 |
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poop
Posts: 34
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Don't they sacrifice cows in Nigeria all the time? I reckon its justice for the cows. It should be entitled to make at least 5 more Kills.
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| #10 11:43pm 15/06/05 |
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Khel
Posts: 10002
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
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I dunno about cows, but they sure do have a lot of deposed princes and princesses.
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| #11 01:32am 16/06/05 |
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cs_master
Posts: 29
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Dear Friend,
I am Mr TINUBU VOCA, the director in charge of auditing and accounting section of Bank of Africa ouaga-burkina faso in west Africa with due respect and regards.I have decided to contact you on a business transaction that will be very beneficial to both of us at the end of the transaction. During our investigation and audting in the bank, my department came across a very huge sum of money belonging to a deceased person, a bus driver who was killed by cow on june 2005 and the fund has been dormant in his account with the bank without any claim of the fund in our custody either from his family or relation before our discovery to this development. Although personally, I kept this information secret within myself and partners to enable the whole plans and idea be profitable and successful during the time of execution.The amount involved is USD$14m (fourtheen million united states dollars). As it may intrest you to know, I got your impressive information through an international business equiry on internet.I beleive you will be viable and capable to champion a business of such magnitude without any problem. Meanwhile all the whole arrangement to put claim over this fund as the bonafide next of kin to the deceased, get the required approval and transfer this money to a foriegn account has been put in place and directives/needed information will be relayed to you as soon as you indicate your intrest and willingness to assist us and also benefit your self to this great business opportunity. In fact I could have done this deal alone but because of my position in this country as a civil servant,we are not allowed to operate a foriegn account and would eventually raise an eye brow on my side during the time of transfer because I work in this bank. This is the actual reason why it will require a second party or fellow who will forward claims as the next of kin with affidavit of trust of Oath to the bank and also present a foriegn account where he will need the money to be re-transfered into on his request as it may be, after due verification and clarification to designated bank account. I will not fail to inform you that this transaction is 100% risk free. On smoth conclusion of this transaction, you will be entitled to 30% of the total sum as gratification, while 10% will be set aside to take care of expenses that may arise during the time of transfer such as telephone bills ets, while 60% will be for me and my partners. Please,you have been adviced to keep top secret as we are still in service and intend to retire from service after we conclude this deal with you. I will be monitoring the whole situation here in the bank until you confirm the money in your account and ask us to come down to your country for subsequent sharing of the fund according to percentages previously indicated and further investment,either in your country or any other country you may advice us to invest in. All other necessary information will be sent to you when I hear from you.I suggest you get back to me as soon as possible stating your wish in this deal. Yours faithfully, Mr TINUBU VOCA. |
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scooby
Posts: 2631
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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wassup my nigera
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| #13 07:28am 16/06/05 |
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mission
Posts: 2364
Location: Brisbane, Queensland
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Same but different.. Same as Australia. They can get done for criminal activity and torts etc. Only thing is you can't put a company in the slammer so they hit em with nasty big fines. |
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| #14 11:44am 16/06/05 |
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Reverend Evil
Posts: 11515
Location: Wynnum, Queensland
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