Call in sick day!

You guys are retarded

last edited by Loki at 21:09:09 17/Feb/05

I saw an ad on a bus today about how if you complain about period pain to your boss and use words such as "falopian tubes", "pain" and "bloating" while pointing should get you three weeks off to spend in thailand! Then it goes on about how it only works if you are female and for best results you should have a male boss

Yes because all women use period pain to chuck sickies

I wouldn't because it will never work. Although it's a good idea.

How about, get paid like a politician day, that would be kickin' rad.

8-)

i dont get it, why sign a petition when you can just call in sick?
also, here's a tip: get a flu vaccine:)
this way you won't get sick and you won't waste sick days on actually being sick

Yeah it'd be awesome to work politicians hours. I popped down to parliament house one lunch time to sit in on question time, only to find out that parliament doesn't sit on Fridays - to give the politicians time to get back home to their constituents.

Now i can understand that 50 years ago it would take quite a while for a polly to get home to perth (a long way from Canberra), but these days people spend longer sitting in traffic in the sydney harbour tunnel on their way home from work.

How can they still only do a four day week during the few weeks a year when they actually have to do anything??

Looks like a scam to me

you should see the australian cousulate in singapore... the only open 9am to 2pm...

yes, but it's very hot there and everyone knows the best duty free goes on sale after 2.30pm.

Australia is going to be the next laziest country in the world... I can just see it...

I'm with marty.. we're already the 2nd fattest behind america. fat c***s.

its funny i dont see that many fat people around.

i take it you don't work in the public service then ?

phat carnt o rama.

its funny i dont see that many fat people around.

That's because your gut is obscuring your vision.

WHy call when you can just do it for free ?