Crap, Crap and even more Crap.
Every third scene is crappy CGI, the plot sucks, hell if you call call it that, and the acting is well below par.

Google gets a mention and that is the coolest part of the movie!

ROFL

Man, that movie is one of the worst pieces of s*** I've seen ever!! Nearly as bad as The Phantom Menace and Attack Of The Clones. Not quite as bad as Soul Plane but it's right up there.

8-)

I think the thing i love (read: sarcasm) about the movie is yet again we see halle berry's awesome acting by cutting off her hair to mark a transition (omg so devious)

If you don't know what i'm talking about - gothika for one - one minute shes nuttier than squirrel s***(has long scraggy hair), she gets released from the nut house cuts her hair and omg all of a sudden she's all powerful and not a nutcase ne more.

Catwoman - shy/oppressed long scraggy hair, omg catwoman "puuurrrrrrrr" fect straight short hair.

Agreed, horribly s*** movie.

Here's a bit of trivia to do with Hale Berry and Wesley Snipes. Years ago before she was really well known they were married or something and Wesley beat the s*** outta her and now she's pretty much deaf in one ear. He sounds like a real nice guy...not!!

Not dissin you Kat but ShatWoman was voted worst movie of the year some months ago.

I think its a good tip that it will sweep the Razzies.

Question is whats the top 5 s***haus films of the yr? I know that everyone could probably name 50 ...

Glen?

last edited by sLaps_Forehead at 18:38:18 30/Jan/05

Rev: Common knowledge :) But not Wesley, at least I hope not!

The MONSTER'S BALL beauty has experienced a string of relationship traumas, including a severe beating from a Hollywood actor which left her partially deaf in one ear, a failed marriage to baseball star DAVID JUSTICE and her recent failed union with R+B hunk ERIC BENET, who reportedly cheated on her.

last edited by Kat at 18:39:11 30/Jan/05

Hmm, I heard Wesley beat her and from now on whenever she dates someone she gets them to sign something saying they'd never lay a hand on her. But I could be wrong.

In a startling accusation, one of Halle Berry's former beaus has pinpointed her one-time boyfriend Wesley Snipes as the man who busted her eardrum.

Who knows what crazy things go on in Hollywood?



last edited by Reverend Evil at 18:44:24 30/Jan/05

I know someone beat her, but don't make it Wesley!!!!! Please!!!! That would make it one less man for me to fantasise about!

He mistook her for a vampire fyi.

1. Shatwoman
2. Chronicles of some mad c*** in space.
3. Van Helsing
4. The Punishment
5. AvP we did lose

The Punisher wasn't that bad.

^ yeh I guess so .. I guess I was just expecting something a little better than what it was .... which was just another run of the mill b-grader.

I can't believe you actually thought cat woman was going to be any good. I think all the movies are trying to outdo each other in the SFX areas, and as such are just ending up looking like total CGI bulls***, with all the money spent of the effects and none spent on script writers/plot/decent actors.

yeah i was pretty average glad i didn't pay to see it

Van Helsing was smothered in Playstation3 graphics.

^^ at least it wasn't packed full of advertising for coke/pepsi/lexus/ipods/insert other name brand s*** here
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1. Shatwoman
2. Chronicles of some mad c*** in space.
3. Van Helsing
4. The Punishment
5. AvP we did lose

Actually, I didn't mind The Chronicles Of Riddick. Although it really needed more focus on the bad guys trying to take over the planet and it would have been alot better.

AVP was pure ass though. Twas like a million aliens were spawned from about 10 dead bodies.

The Cat in Catwoman was the better actor!!

The worst part in Catwoman that was so cringe-worthy was when she was playing basketball against the cop. My god that looked like ass.

I just saw "Raising Helen". s*** movie, even with the montages it seemed to go on forever. Not that it has anything to do with Catwoman, other then its a s*** movie, which is why I brought it up.

But apparently Catwoman is a good contender for the worse film award. That and Alexander I believe.

I didn't mind Raising Helen.

I thought it was a touching movie.

8-)

I can't believe you actually thought cat woman was going to be any good. I think all the movies are trying to outdo each other in the SFX areas, and as such are just ending up looking like total CGI bulls***, with all the money spent of the effects and none spent on script writers/plot/decent actors.

I didn't think it would be, hence why I haven't seen it up until now and it was the only video at the video store that was there to get out, plus my boy likes Halle

Actually, I didn't mind The Chronicles Of Riddick. Although it really needed more focus on the bad guys trying to take over the planet and it would have been alot better.

I fell asleep through that movie.


I agree that the basketball scene was pathetic, not to mention that mask, like how high does it have to be off her head?

last edited by Kat at 20:26:19 30/Jan/05

I thought it was a touching movie.

Wrong! The "touching" movies are kept in a curtained off section.

I just saw 'Man on Fire". I know Im in the minority but I thought it made poo on a stick look good.

Gimme a bit Clint smack-down over this.

Anyone who thinks Man on Fire is good is obviously a serious try hard, because that is exactly what that movie did - try really hard and fail really bad. It had a great concept but the script, direction and cinematography were all hilariously sub par.

in other news, a book called to kill a mockingbird was recently released - its pretty good guys.

I figured from the trailers that it would be pretty horrible, and avoided it with a passion. I mean, wtf, Cat Woman has always been, and will always be Michelle Pfieffer :p

Actually Catwoman was oringally Lee Meriweather.

just like Batman has always been and always will be Adam West - 'no need for a muscled batsuit, pure west'

did it even make cinema? im not gonna hire it on dvd, i dont want that s*** on my perminate record.

Actually Catwoman was oringally Lee Meriweather.

There was three different actresses for Catwoman in the 60s show

I believe the order of actresses goes Ertha Kitt, then Julie Newmar, then Lee Meriweather

Wrong! The "touching" movies are kept in a curtained off section.

haha, best call ever.

Question is whats the top 5 s***haus films of the yr?

I think we can all agree that 'The Day After Tomorrow' will be in that list somewhere.

The only good thing about the entire movie is Halle Berry in tight leather! :)~~

The only good thing about the entire movie is Halle Berry in tight leather! :)~~

Even that didn't save the movie....that's how bad it is.