INALA IS TO MAKE A BID FOR THE 2008 OLYMPIC GAMES
In order to increase the likelihood that the successful bidders will win
at least some medals, the competition has been somewhat modified.
However, fierce competition is expected from rival areas such as
Redcliffe, Logan, Ipswich and Toowoomba

OPENING CEREMONY
The Olympic flame will be ignited by a petrol bomb thrown by a
native of the City wearing traditional flannelette shirt, jeans and
moccasins with his defacto wearing the traditional floral leggins and short top with oversized stomach and fat backside

THE EVENTS
100 METRE SPRINT
Competitors will have to hold a VCR under one arm and a microwave
under the other and on the sound of the starting pistol a Police Dog will be released 10 meters behind the athletes.

100 METRE HURDLES
As above with the added obstacles, car bonnets, hedges, garden fences and walls.

HAMMER THROW
Competitors in this event may choose the type of hammer they wish to
use (claw, sledge ect.) the winner will be the one who can cause the most grievous bodily harm to members of the public within the timeframe allowed.

SHOOTING EVENTS
A strong challenge is expected from the men in this event. The first
target will be a moving police vehicle, the second targets will consist of running bank Tellers, Video store Attendant and 24-hour service Station Attendants.

BOXING
Entry to the boxing will be restricted to husband and wife teams and
will take place on Friday Night. The husband will be given 15 pots of VB at the local pub followed by a quick peek in a lap-dancing venue. The wife will be told not to make him any dinner when he gets home. She will be wearing bike pants, boob tube and thongs.

CYCLING
The competitor will attend the nominated City skateboard area where they will obtain a bicycle stolen from BBC or Brisbane Boys Grammar student. They then will be racing against the clock. Bonus points will be awarded should a helmet be obtained at time of theft.

MODERN PENTATHLON
Amended to include Robbery with Violence, Burglary, Unlawful Use of a
Motor Vehicle, Arson and Wilful Exposure.

MENS 50km WALK
Unfortunately this event will have to be cancelled, as organisers
cannot guarantee the safety of anyone walking the streets of Inala.

GYMNASTICS
The traditional 4-inch beam will be replaced by the strip of gutter
outside the Inala Hotel. This event will commence at closing time -we expect some extremely difficult dismounts to be performed on the apparatus.
The floor routines will be held directly after this event at the
Inala Police Watchhouse.

CLOSING CEREMONY
Entertainment will include the rock group 'The Inala Beavens Live on stage' group
accompanied by other local artists well known within the area. the
Olympic flame will be extinguished by the same local identities urinating from the local spire in a cascading effect.The stadium will then be boarded up before local athletes and entertainers break into it and remove all copper piping, light fittings and air conditioners.

AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OMFG THAT IS FUNNY s***!!! LOVE IT!!!!

bahahahaahahaha i love it... lets hear it for the sk's that will be going in this olympic's

Inala, love it :)

those olympics would kick serious ass!
esp. the 100m and the 50k walk!!!

ahhaha 50k wal's the best

Sounds very similar to Dandenong's bid for the Olympics ;).

Thats a classic.

/Me Salutes the writer.

Lol - I've gotten that in my email so many times but it still makes me laugh :)

i just had to reply agan f*** is funny

EQUESTRIAN
Athletes will steal a motorbike from the local Mcdonalds and evade police through a ruged bush track

SHOT PUT

Athletes will be given bowling bowls stolen from Milton Bowl, where they will be judged by distance and damage factor after being lobbed around Gazza's backyard.

Fencing

Contestants will be put in an arena (the local pub) and will duel it out with broken broomsticks. The person left with the most teeth is the winner. In the likely event that the contestants begin the match with no teeth, the winner will be decided on who smells the worst by the end.

Pole Vault

This event will consist of stealing bamboo out of Robbo's overgrown backyard and trying to vault over the dump's 4m high fence. Winners will not be rewarded in medals. Instead they will be entitled to a 3 hour scavenging session.

Weightlifting

The winner will be decided on how many cartons of VB they can carry on their shoulders similtaunously. Extra points are awarded to contestants who can drink the beer as well.

hahaha

HOCKEY:

Rival gangs are given 8 lead pipes each and are awarded points on each knee cap broken of the opposition team.

SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING:
Considering the only pool in Inala is currently littered with dead bodys, this event will be replaced by SYNCHRONIZED SHOPLIFTING, competitors judged on style and least arousal of suspicion.

JAVELIN:
Rival women of Donny "Bigboy" Zirroni are given a javelin. Rules are simple, last woman standing wins...

rofl!...

werk! :)

that same thing was around this time last year but replace inhala with logan

OMG dirty sanchez, u r a funny chap arnt u, thanks alot m8 i had a right old laugh about that it was hillarious, keep up the top notch work

He didn't make it up. He stole it off someone.

The ones I made up were original :P

llame...check out the original...

tingalpa 2008 bid
tingalpa 2012 bid
the man behind it all

he is the original....and he has been in all the papers and on tv....